trailboss99 994 Posted June 2, 2015 Every time you lie god kills a kitten ya know . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted June 2, 2015 ......................................the thai experts have spoken Jenga with a bar girl is that code for hide the sausage?? No Its usually code for 'fleece the doughnut' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Shopper 5,887 Posted June 2, 2015 Was the pad thai eat in or take away? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dudermania 0 Posted June 2, 2015 The slighted customer went into full Kaiser Wilhelm mode ranting and raving and eventually declared he was going for the police. Legend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
black263 228 Posted June 2, 2015 Every time you lie god kills a kitten ya know . . . Fucking kittens. Good riddance. :suck: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted June 2, 2015 sneaky feckers they are Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kcore 0 Posted June 2, 2015 Every time you lie god kills a kitten ya know . . . NO, NO DON'T SAY THAT! I'm holding my ears and not listening. Damn, I should have closed my eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchDog21 3,345 Posted June 2, 2015 sneaky feckers they are :rofl: That's great, love it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruperts 0 Posted June 2, 2015 great stories on this thread! Keep em coming. they're keeping me entertained at work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nunu78 1,741 Posted June 2, 2015 great stories on this thread! Keep em coming. they're keeping me entertained at work. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RUSH2112 11 Posted June 2, 2015 Thought that the OP's member title would be changed by now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JBJtw 1 Posted June 2, 2015 Shit I love it when I find luxurious boutiques that resemble PP dealers in back alley garages. It happened to me in Leeds the other day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchDog21 3,345 Posted June 3, 2015 ...and then there was this one time in band camp... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thiepac 0 Posted June 3, 2015 I recall this one very special occasion at a convention in Las vegas, when I was so close to getting a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson: I've had a few drinks that evening (happy-hour et all...) and was standing in the restroom of my hotel with me knickers down on me ankles, lusty as hell and with a boner that could scratch the sapphire crystal on a superrep....infact; the only thing missing was Scarlett Johansson.... Looll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 62 Posted June 3, 2015 this died a quick death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elp 26 Posted June 3, 2015 this died a quick death I know, JohnG hasn't been around much lately ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted June 3, 2015 this died a quick death I know, JohnG hasn't been around much lately ... - soon to be found on "The lost..." list if he doesn't make an appearance... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RUSH2112 11 Posted June 3, 2015 Thought that the OP's member title would be changed by now. And it's been fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted June 3, 2015 Thought that the OP's member title would be changed by now. And it's been fixed ...'bout time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
afrowillson 0 Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) ok, if you think i made it up thats up to you i can only give you the proof that i had. for those that asked for the watches heres the watches i bought, a lot have been sold off to members of this forum after i found it in order to get higher quality stuff. not including the two Raymond weil's in the left cabinet the uboat is in the second cabinet at the bottom right. for those that said i didnt have the right amount of cash i started the evening with £100 after drinks and food i estimated that i had about fifty left. the garage door was an estimation. the pad thai was eat in, bay watch restaurant. on the top of beach road. about 5 mins walk to walking street looking at a map the taxi stopped off along south pattaya road. thats all the info i got. finally yes i am terrified of thai grandma's. Edited June 3, 2015 by afrowillson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Venomous 0 Posted June 3, 2015 To be fair, that means nothing. You could have purchased them from TD's.... Just saying! V Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cannibal 0 Posted June 3, 2015 More likely the OP was lured by a few ladyboys and fleeced for money, had a good time but changed the story to protect the innocent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Venomous 0 Posted June 3, 2015 More likely the OP was lured by a few ladyboys and fleeced for money, had a good time but changed the story to protect the innocent. Ah. Ladyboy GILFs. Now it makes sense. V Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkGlass 83 Posted June 3, 2015 More likely the OP was lured by a few ladyboys and fleeced for money, had a good time but changed the story to protect the innocent. Don't think anyone is innocent in this story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
