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Greg appoints two new dealers.

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fatarms

I'll only deal with black263. Onze sent me QC pics of my inflatable goat, but the red light was on.

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onzenuub

Please send QC pics

 

 

 

 

Where is QC pics?

 

 

 

Please send watch!

 

 

 

Please send refund because my Submariner is not 1:1 A+++++++ as promised

 

ohhelloooo.....is that you?

 

 

O yeah, he can order from me, I gonna send him a bucket full of shit.

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Jibuti

always buy seller, lads.....

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Kleen™

Please send QC pics

 

 

 

 

Where is QC pics?

 

 

 

Please send watch!

 

 

 

Please send refund because my Submariner is not 1:1 A+++++++ as promised

 

ohhelloooo.....is that you?

 

 

O yeah, he can order from me, I gonna send him a bucket full of shit.

 

 

...you stock buckets of shit?

You dutchees are kinkier than I thought...;)

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Jibuti

I do not believe there is any stock..... more just-in-time production..... fresh, smelly and steaming sort of...

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black263

I do not believe there is any stock..... more just-in-time production..... fresh, smelly and steaming sort of...

You can go and shag your granny. Of course there's fuckin stock. Latest stock list below.

 

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kennycoder

Do you accept gaypal?

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black263

Only gaypal family and friends. Wink Wink, know what I mean.

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vonGluberschmidt

Nearly two pages.....

 

Payment sent!

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black263

Black will send you the british equivalent of a Sub, which would be the tube...Stu will send a specimen of the Upholder Class.

Both to your door.... ;)

I prefer to sell the US version of the submariner. Much better margins.

 

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Kleen™

Black will send you the british equivalent of a Sub, which would be the tube...Stu will send a specimen of the Upholder Class.

Both to your door.... ;)

I prefer to sell the US version of the submariner. Much better margins.

 

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Sign me up, B...provided the dressy blue scarf is included....yeah?

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elp

Black will send you the british equivalent of a Sub

 

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Kleen™

Black will send you the british equivalent of a Sub

 

British-Army-Goat-in-Uniform--100768.jpg

 

 

Now we're talkin'....and a really purdy'un too...uh-uh-uh....but..wait...WHERE'S THE BLUE SCARF? You is a scammer...?!

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black263

Blue scarf will be on QC pics after you make payment.

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elp

Black will send you the british equivalent of a Sub

 

British-Army-Goat-in-Uniform--100768.jpg

 

 

Now we're talkin'....and a really purdy'un too...uh-uh-uh....but..wait...WHERE'S THE BLUE SCARF? You is a scammer...?!

 

Ask JohnG, he will make a scarf to your specifications. Rep scarves are crap anyway.

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Kleen™
Blue scarf will be on QC pics after you make payment.

 

..can I post QCs for AAA++++++ and COSC certification down to throbbing-depth?

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black263
Blue scarf will be on QC pics after you make payment.

 

..can I post QCs for AAA++++++ and COSC certification down to throbbing-depth?

All my watches come with a Finnish Certificate of Supreme Cwality. (COSC)

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Kleen™
Blue scarf will be on QC pics after you make payment.

 

..can I post QCs for AAA++++++ and COSC certification down to throbbing-depth?

All my watches come with a Finnish Certificate of Supreme Cwality. (COSC)

 

Does it also contain an assurance, that you will not just take my money and go off on a stress-relieving holiday...?

Please reply asap, as I have this pressing urge to masturbate...

 

 

 

 

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elp

Please reply asap, as I have this pressing urge to masturbate...

 

There's always one person who has to lower the tone of a civil conversation. Disappointing.

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Kleen™

Please reply asap, as I have this pressing urge to masturbate...

 

There's always one person who has to lower the tone of a civil conversation. Disappointing.

 

..it's only about halfway down, you complete eejit...;)

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elp

Please reply asap, as I have this pressing urge to masturbate...

 

There's always one person who has to lower the tone of a civil conversation. Disappointing.

 

..it's only about halfway down, you complete eejit... ;)

 

You wouldn't last that long with all the pictures of furry goats :lol:

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RUSH2112

Tip for both of them: get a manicure before taking your QC pics.

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Tits McGee

Hi,

 

Onze and I are delighted to be appointed dealers by Greg. For those who missed the announcement, I've copied the post below.

 

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Not sure about Onze, but I've been swamped by the demand and have received nearly one reply. As a result, I've decided to concentrate on selling through a network of sub-dealers. These are listed on my website, and will be happy to handle any requests. Please don't email or PM me direct, as there aren't enough hours in the day to cope with the email I've had. I look forward to being of service.

 

 

So you & Onze are new TD's? How exciting. You guys will make terrific business partners!

 

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Mazz

Listen up

 

Explain how a member was sent a pink inflatable onze instead of the pink inflatable nick five that was ordered

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trailboss99

where is Black263

Never mind that, where is my tracking number? I ordered a British Army Goat three whole minutes ago.

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