Xpletiv 16 Posted July 28, 2017 I've seen a knobsuck once sporting one of those, plus one of those t-shirts with the angels wings and skulls and shit, a bad tan, big rings and an plastic broken trophy wife getting out of his Audi like he/they were the shit. and they were, could smell them from across the way. Bathed in cologne they did, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheTradingTeam 0 Posted July 28, 2017 Absolutely disgusting.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kisomen 0 Posted July 29, 2017 Soething for something. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NFleischer 4,355 Posted July 29, 2017 Looks like Invicta on steroids! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odyseus 1 Posted July 29, 2017 A proper man's watch for sure !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakurai 1 Posted July 29, 2017 I've seen a knobsuck once sporting one of those, plus one of those t-shirts with the angels wings and skulls and shit, a bad tan, big rings and an plastic broken trophy wife getting out of his Audi like he/they were the shit.and they were, could smell them from across the way. Bathed in cologne they did, too. :rofl: :rofl: Admit you were just very very jealous! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepGuy 108 Posted July 29, 2017 I've seen a knobsuck once sporting one of those, plus one of those t-shirts with the angels wings and skulls and shit, a bad tan, big rings and an plastic broken trophy wife getting out of his Audi like he/they were the shit.and they were, could smell them from across the way. Bathed in cologne they did, too. :rofl: :rofl: Admit you were just very very jealous! :) I don't need a big watch to compensate for my shortcomings... that's what my Hummer is for :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted July 29, 2017 I've seen a knobsuck once sporting one of those, plus one of those t-shirts with the angels wings and skulls and shit, a bad tan, big rings and an plastic broken trophy wife getting out of his Audi like he/they were the shit.and they were, could smell them from across the way. Bathed in cologne they did, too. :rofl: :rofl: Admit you were just very very jealous! :) ... that's what my Hummer is for :lol: ...so all you need is a copy of my custom-made car streamer. It reads: "Your mediocracy makes me sick". ' can be shipped in any size and colour...@ a premium...;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvp3 2,103 Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) This is what I wear when I'm working out. The top relief valve is to release my expanding testosterone. The bottom is contains pure anger. The middle and most important valve holds in my self-loathing. Edited July 29, 2017 by cvp3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iabounty 8 Posted July 29, 2017 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT ONE HAS PISTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My God!!! Will this thread ever end? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RepGuy 108 Posted July 29, 2017 I've seen a knobsuck once sporting one of those, plus one of those t-shirts with the angels wings and skulls and shit, a bad tan, big rings and an plastic broken trophy wife getting out of his Audi like he/they were the shit.and they were, could smell them from across the way. Bathed in cologne they did, too. :rofl: :rofl: Admit you were just very very jealous! :) ... that's what my Hummer is for :lol: ...so all you need is a copy of my custom-made car streamer. It reads: "Your mediocracy makes me sick". ' can be shipped in any size and colour...@ a premium...;) I'll take 10. What size says "my dick is huge the most? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted July 29, 2017 I've seen a knobsuck once sporting one of those, plus one of those t-shirts with the angels wings and skulls and shit, a bad tan, big rings and an plastic broken trophy wife getting out of his Audi like he/they were the shit.and they were, could smell them from across the way. Bathed in cologne they did, too. :rofl: :rofl: Admit you were just very very jealous! :) ... that's what my Hummer is for :lol: ...so all you need is a copy of my custom-made car streamer. It reads: "Your mediocracy makes me sick". ' can be shipped in any size and colour...@ a premium...;) I'll take 10. What size says "my dick is huge the most? Done deal...pls. PM for payment details (WU preferred). The size oozing 'really big-dick' is our most popular model to date. PS: It a full wrap, that will visually turn any car into a Citroën Berlingo....;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted July 29, 2017 Reg, as ever, has finessed this issue. A few vowels ................or consonants. Could be an advert for you, personally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psssniper 84 Posted July 29, 2017 I would SO TOTALLY wear that except I'd have to shave my arms and stuff :stars: To quote Borat........ Not! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Undinist 20 Posted July 29, 2017 And there are people wearing that right now, in some club with a sticky floor, off their head on pills and energy drinks, checking themselves in the mirror and thinking "I am IRRESISTIBLE". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kisomen 0 Posted July 30, 2017 Referring to the make it mor big (dick) problem. If it's too big, and it starts to errect, you won't have enough blood for proper brain function.:) So sex and logical thinking can't be done simultaniously. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paparolf 45 Posted July 30, 2017 I love it and am going to wear one on each wrist till the end of time :giggle: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted July 30, 2017 I love it and am going to wear one on each wrist till the end of time :giggle: Obviously. It's so....'you'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
black263 228 Posted July 30, 2017 Referring to the make it mor big (dick) problem. If it's too big, and it starts to errect, you won't have enough blood for proper brain function. :) So sex and logical thinking can't be done simultaniously. :D Can sex and spelling be done simultaniously? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brang1 3,989 Posted July 30, 2017 just scooped my own eyeballs out with a spoon after looking for too long at this monstrosity!!! typing in brail now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted July 30, 2017 On the upside maybe your stitching will improve ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperbMonster 4 Posted July 30, 2017 On the upside maybe your stitching will improve ;) :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brang1 3,989 Posted July 30, 2017 On the upside maybe your stitching will improve ;) I have never received hurtful criticism from someone I admire or who is busy creating something of value in the world. Those people are too busy to tear others down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted July 30, 2017 No one's being hurtful If you lead with a metaphorical 'chin' expect a 'jocular' left hook now and then ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperbMonster 4 Posted July 30, 2017 On the upside maybe your stitching will improve ;) I have never received hurtful criticism from someone I admire or who is busy creating something of value in the world. Those people are too busy to tear others down. It's a lighthearted jokey joke. Your stitching is excellent :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
