Griffo 6 Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, pickledbeetroot said: That’s how I know...... stupid Oh shi... Brain fart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted November 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Montyb82 said: Congrats on reaching 1000 posts mate! From what I've seen they've mainly been great/hilarious Gate finds or calling people cunts/twats. Definitely a post list to be proud of! I figured all the serious stuff had been done already, so I may as well post what I'm good at 8 hours ago, brang1 said: Well done Thommo, now tell that asswipe Reuben to fuck off...he's only holding you back you drop punt I have plans to kill him in his sleep tomorrow night but SSSSHHHHHHH!!!!! He might be listening 7 hours ago, splke said: 1000 useless cuntish posts Congrats lad Thanks, cock gobbler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCRich 13,744 Posted November 13, 2017 I feel like resetting a post count. Nah, congrats ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted November 13, 2017 28 minutes ago, NCRich said: I feel like resetting a post count. Nah, congrats ! If I get reset does that mean I can ask all the Noob questions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 305 Posted November 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Thommo82 said: If I get reset does that mean I can ask all the Noob questions? What's the difference with what you do now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted November 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, onzenuub said: What's the difference with what you do now? I only ask SOME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 305 Posted November 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Thommo82 said: I only ask SOME That’s what all fucking noobs think, fucking noob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted November 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, onzenuub said: That’s what all fucking noobs think, fucking noob. A million noobs can't be wrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 305 Posted November 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Thommo82 said: A million noobs can't be wrong That’sright they are noobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iabounty 8 Posted November 13, 2017 30 minutes ago, Thommo82 said: A million noobs can't be wrong Just tell onnze to fuck off like the rest of us do Thommo82................ Congratulations mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted November 13, 2017 28 minutes ago, iabounty said: Just tell onnze to fuck off like the rest of us do Thommo82................ Congratulations mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thing is, Onze has made me laugh more than anyone else on the forum, I have a soft spot for his lifeless black heart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iabounty 8 Posted November 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Thommo82 said: Thing is, Onze has made me laugh more than anyone else on the forum, I have a soft spot for his lifeless black heart Yeah me too........ I love the guy like a brother....... We go way back.................. Onze. I'm still waiting for my slab of Canadian bacon you were supposed to split with me when we both it 2000 post's on the old forum................. Don't make me call Johnny Boy Dammit............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike R 1,336 Posted November 14, 2017 Congrats on your thousand plus posts. And I have to say there was some good advice in some of the ones I’ve seen and some funny ass shit. Looking forward to seeing another thousand, Keep on posting Cheers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Mike R said: Congrats on your thousand plus posts. And I have to say there was some good advice in some of the ones I’ve seen and some funny ass shit. Looking forward to seeing another thousand, Keep on posting Cheers 400,000 comedians out of work and here I am trying to be funny...... Thanks mate, this time next year I will be on 3000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted December 1, 2017 Ok horrible people, about time I gave back to the forum like I promised 308 posts ago. Up for grabs is my Audemars Piguet Royal Oak I purchased from Andrew early this year. http://www.ttw-1388.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=241_343&products_id=15761 VK Quartz movement, which I only ever set once and it’s still perfect. Working Chrono with a sweep and hand returns perfectly to 12. Subdials are faux Sapphire crystal, 39mm SS case and bracelet, blah, blah, blah, check the above link if you’re interested in specs. Bracelet has minor scratches and marks and will have all original links included. There is an issue with the watch. Bracelet is missing a screw at the lugs, as shown in pictures. I’m sure it wouldn’t be too hard to source one, and I’m guessing a bunch of you twats probably have some kicking around amongst your spare parts anyways. This giveaway is open to VIP/Supporters only and if you’re interested let me know in this thread by calling me your favourite derogatory term. Winner will be the insult that I find most defamatory. No random number thingy. My choice is final Will ship anywhere, packed to withstand the bite of a rabid Dingo Guess you wanna see some pics May the worst person win Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nikosaldente 630 Posted December 1, 2017 I'll play: Cum dumpster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tabuktime 54 Posted December 1, 2017 About fucking time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted December 1, 2017 1 minute ago, tabuktime said: About fucking time! Terrible insult Funnel butt 12 minutes ago, Nikosaldente said: I'll play: Cum dumpster Fantastic start Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
splke 4,372 Posted December 1, 2017 no thanks you fucking useless convict twat ! Get the fucker fixed first tightarse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FuzzyCoyote 2 Posted December 1, 2017 Haha congrats on the 1,309 (at time of posting)... Zero warning points?? hmmmmm Donald Trump fucked your mum......................... in the bum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted December 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, splke said: no thanks you fucking useless convict twat ! Get the fucker fixed first tightarse Not sure if that was an entry or not? 3 minutes ago, FuzzyCoyote said: Haha congrats on the 1,309 (at time of posting)... Zero warning points?? hmmmmm Donald Trump fucked your mum......................... in the bum You know my Mum!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxindebox 462 Posted December 1, 2017 Jizz-guzzling Thundercunt That’s an “I’m in” from me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tabuktime 54 Posted December 1, 2017 19 minutes ago, tabuktime said: About fucking time! 17 minutes ago, Thommo82 said: Terrible insult Funnel butt Fuck me dead, you are dumber than you look. I don't want your watch, stick it back up your arse. Knob head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted December 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, tabuktime said: Fuck me dead, you are dumber than you look. I don't want your watch, stick it back up your arse. Knob head. So...... you’re in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brang1 3,988 Posted December 1, 2017 you are a tremendously good looking young man! a god that men admire, and woman throw themselves at your feet there, i think I've got the hang off it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites