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Winding up the Gumtree FRAUDS!!

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Cookie88888

Occasionally I have a look on gumtree and am shocked by the amount of poor quality replicas that people are trying to fob off as genuine to unwise folk........and so I like to wind these scummy rats up making out that I am about to transfer the £5000 etc etc. (Basically wasting there time as much as possible and visualising their greedy little eyes light up).

This guy last week was selling the WORST replica full gold Submariner that was so beaten up you wouldn’t believe. He wanted to sell or would swop for a mobile phone?!?!? After questioning him he confirmed that it is 100% genuine.  I asked him if he’d be interested in swapping for a brand new iPhone X.  His reply “yeah mate I would”. 

Me- “Ok great, I’m so excited, been wanting this watch all my life. Just before I post out the phone to you just need to know Why are you wanting to swap a solid gold £15,000 watch for a £900 iPhone?!?!”

Him - “it was a weddin gift mate, I don’t want it no more as we split up ennit”

 

whats wrong with our society nowadays!!! People are literally SCUM trying to rip off other human beings. Now I’m not one of these peace on earth, love each other hippys but the more of these rat scum thieving fraudsters are popping up everywhere and excessively breeding!! I really do worry about our country in the next 20 years. 

 

 

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pickledbeetroot

:lol: You are right, dirty scumbags indeed! 

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Arj

:pointlaugh:.... hope you make this into a series! very amusing 

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Thommo82

I’m gonna join in on this, brilliant stuff!

Ill be sure to include screenshots 

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Foxindebox

I’ve been winding up “Nigerian Princes” for years! It’s very entertaining :)

 

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deju

It really pisses me off the people who use them to scam! 

I’m in a few panerai groups on FB and it scares me how many people get duped. 

A guy posted up a movement shot of his 111, most of us confirmed it was fake. 

But so many swear y incabloc means it’s gen :blink: 

some post links to WUS that have like 15yr old posts on how to spot fakes. 

So ignorant it’s unbelievable, I think at least 30% of people buy and wear fakes thinking 100% they are gen, because they are clueless.

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Cookie88888
5 hours ago, Thommo82 said:

I’m gonna join in on this, brilliant stuff!

Ill be sure to include screenshots 

Haha. It’s quite good fun @Thommo82. I feel sorry for the people who do get duped by these pricks!  In all honesty the people who get duped are their own worst enemy by being so naive. A saying my dad taught me “a fool and his money are easily parted” which is very true. 

 

I had had one gumtree guy tell me the other day (in poor broken English via messages). That he “had been to a Rolex dealer yesterday and had paid to have it authenticated”. 

 

Me- ok great thanks that’s reassuring. Who was the dealer and can I see the receipt and authentication certificate. 

 

Him- sorry I lost it. I bad with receipts I always lose them in quick amount of days but this watch is shiny like authentic and you will have at on your wrist tomorrow after you send me payment. Send quick please as someone else offering me £1000 more than you did. 

 

Id love to make a program documentary where people go and meet these scum bags with wads of cash to get there hopes up and then shit on them at last minute and publically expose them as the low life filth they really are. 

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Glaude

I'm pretty sure a serie on how to piss scammer would be popular on this forum ! 

Here you can have some inspiration : 

 

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Thommo82
7 hours ago, Cookie88888 said:

Haha. It’s quite good fun @Thommo82. I feel sorry for the people who do get duped by these pricks!  In all honesty the people who get duped are their own worst enemy by being so naive. A saying my dad taught me “a fool and his money are easily parted” which is very true. 

 

I had had one gumtree guy tell me the other day (in poor broken English via messages). That he “had been to a Rolex dealer yesterday and had paid to have it authenticated”. 

 

Me- ok great thanks that’s reassuring. Who was the dealer and can I see the receipt and authentication certificate. 

 

Him- sorry I lost it. I bad with receipts I always lose them in quick amount of days but this watch is shiny like authentic and you will have at on your wrist tomorrow after you send me payment. Send quick please as someone else offering me £1000 more than you did. 

 

Id love to make a program documentary where people go and meet these scum bags with wads of cash to get there hopes up and then shit on them at last minute and publically expose them as the low life filth they really are. 

What would you call the show?

The roleX-files?

 

5 hours ago, Glaude said:

I'm pretty sure a serie on how to piss scammer would be popular on this forum ! 

Here you can have some inspiration : 

 

Just watched all of that, he’s my new hero 

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KarmaToBurn

Scummy people. You should set up a meeting time with them somewhere sketchy and never show up. 

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Moondustesp

Gumtree is unbelievable full of old shite. I was looking for a rep found one on gumtree ordered it and never turned up which brought me here. 

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McGilli

This is what everyone here needs - for a good time.

I applaud everyone who scams scammers - or at leasts just wastes their time.

This site - has some really incredible, and well planned out 'scam the scammers' stories. 

The kind where they actually got the scammers to pay small sums of money - on order for them to 'think' they were going to scam these people of thousands... 

I encourage you all to read through - and maybe post links here to your favourites!

But - it also shows how well organised some of the scammers are - with connections in many EU countries to take your money...

http://419eater.com/html/letters.htm

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McGilli
13 hours ago, Thommo82 said:

I’m gonna join in on this, brilliant stuff!

Ill be sure to include screenshots 

Nice!

Make sure to tell them  that in exchange for moving their millions of $ out of the country - you have lots of 'genuine' watches you need to move and need their help. If they could just WU the shipping charges first, you'll be sending them right out to them!

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Cheekyspud
On 02/12/2017 at 23:12, McGilli said:

Nice!

Make sure to tell them  that in exchange for moving their millions of $ out of the country - you have lots of 'genuine' watches you need to move and need their help. If they could just WU the shipping charges first, you'll be sending them right out to them!

Brilliant stuff. #payback

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13oots2

I get about 5 Indian "British Telecom" calls a week, the format is always the same with them saying they have monitored me downloading dangerous software. Last time I said it must've been when I downloaded fat arsed Indian porn. It took the guy about 10 seconds before he exploded "Fuck you and fuck your mother" before the phone was slammed down.

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