Thommo82 1,397 Posted January 18, 2018 A terribly scary thing happened to me the other day as I was reading the new comments on @McGilli‘s latest review. I happened to be wearing my first ever rep, a Sub purchased through Andrew, and I was thinking about how silly that dumb Canadian was to be believing in the cursed ‘Blood dial’ Submariner. Having a good old chuckle to myself I looked down at my watch to check that I too didn’t have a dodgy dial with a sunken R, but of course the hands were right in the way. I don’t believe in Mumbo Jumbo, but I must admit, I have had a massive run of bad luck over the last year, just normal life issues, but I wish I could see under the hands of my damn watch. Time ticked by as I plotted new and painful ways I planned to torture @brang1 one day. I looked down at my beloved sub and had to do a double take. At first it appeared that I had spotted a sunken R on my dial. Couldn’t be.... Wait, are you guys seeing that too? HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I had to look again..... NO FUCKING WAY A CURSED BLOOD DIAL SITTING RIGHT THERE ON MY WRIST I froze...... All the strange things that had happened to me in the last year since I purchased this watch flooded my thoughts. The microwave exploding in my face leaving a scar on my cheek The brand new tyre blowing on my Holden sending me into the guard rail doing $2300 damage to my beautiful car. Getting bit by a red back spider and ending up in hospital violently ill. Slipping over on the tiles in the kitchen, knocking myself unconscious on the bench, to have my missus come home an hour later and freak out thinking I was dead. Getting my foreskin caught in the zipper of my jeans when I was in the bathroom at my mates wedding and having to explain the blood all over my white shirt to the people sitting at my table. The list goes on. I came to a realisation. Every single time something bad had happened in the last year, I was wearing my Submariner. My cursed Submariner. The one with the sunken R. The Blood dial. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT Guys, I’m legit scared I need some guidance Um, anyone wanna buy a ceramic Sub? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Natas78 30 Posted January 18, 2018 So you did a "frank&beans" like in There"s something about Mary ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted January 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Natas78 said: So you did a "frank&beans" like in There"s something about Mary ?? Johnno, Who was sitting at my table at the wedding, put his hands over his ears and mimicked Mary’s retarded brother..... Was a great night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deju 1,873 Posted January 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Thommo82 said: Getting bit by a red back spider and ending up in hospital violently ill. I didn’t know you could take spiders to hospital, did it pull through? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShovelnTC 31 Posted January 18, 2018 Mate you need help, I can only offer the advice my psychiatrist offered me when I was having treatment for severe anxiety and I quote, "only eat fresh vegetables and drink spring water and spend a week solid in a Thai Brothel" . It worked for me but did come with some uncomfortable after effects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GingerApple 7,285 Posted January 18, 2018 15 minutes ago, Thommo82 said: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! The foreskin, HAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERYTHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Although you do look a LOT like my 9 month old baby from behind.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted January 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, deju said: I didn’t know you could take spiders to hospital, did it pull through? Spiders fine, I keep her in a jar. Called her Ethyl 3 minutes ago, ShovelnTC said: Mate you need help, I can only offer the advice my psychiatrist offered me when I was having treatment for severe anxiety and I quote, "only eat fresh vegetables and drink spring water and spend a week solid in a Thai Brothel" . It worked for me but did come with some uncomfortable after effects. Thai brothels are pretty much the answer for everything 1 minute ago, GingerBubba said: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! The foreskin, HAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERYTHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Although you do look a LOT like my 9 month old baby from behind.... That’s 100% me I have an amazing moisturiser, keeps my skin young Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RUSH2112 11 Posted January 18, 2018 You left out the worst part, all your fucking hair is gone, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted January 18, 2018 13 minutes ago, RUSH2112 said: You left out the worst part, all your fucking hair is gone, My deformed foreskin trumps my hair loss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grimmi 1 Posted January 18, 2018 Can you give this to my ex? I think it would make a fitting gift for her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brang1 4,008 Posted January 18, 2018 i am tortured every day by the fact that you are still among us Thommosito! At least the curse seems to be doing the trick... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xpletiv 16 Posted January 18, 2018 And you're not revealing what that moisturizer is...wait, nevermind, don't even want to hazzard a guess....too late, eeewwwwwwwww. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RussP 22,221 Posted January 18, 2018 31 minutes ago, Grimmi said: Can you give this to my ex? I think it would make a fitting gift for her... We should ALL give one of these good luck charms to our collective exes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brang1 4,008 Posted January 18, 2018 1 hour ago, ShovelnTC said: Mate you need help, I can only offer the advice my psychiatrist offered me when I was having treatment for severe anxiety and I quote, "only eat fresh vegetables and drink spring water and spend a week solid in a Thai Brothel" . It worked for me but did come with some uncomfortable after effects. @Thommo82 works in a Thai Brothel. His bitch name is Lucy Ring! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tabuktime 54 Posted January 18, 2018 1 hour ago, GingerBubba said: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! The foreskin, HAHAHAHAHA!!! EVERYTHING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Although you do look a LOT like my 9 month old baby from behind.... He looks a LOT like a 9 month old baby from most angles, especially his deformed foreskin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KarmaToBurn 1,419 Posted January 18, 2018 The curse can not be removed from the watch but it can be transferred. The only way to rid yourself of the curse is to send the watch to the next noob who asks about who has the best sub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RUSH2112 11 Posted January 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Thommo82 said: My deformed foreskin trumps my hair loss The whole world gets subjected to that hairless dome. Hopefully precious few are forced to see your strange anteater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paccbet 7,176 Posted January 18, 2018 Jesus fucking Christ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dusk 1 Posted January 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Thommo82 said: Fuck me are you a golden retriever?! Funny story - had me in tears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glaude 1,615 Posted January 18, 2018 I might have a temporay cure for the curse : wear the watch upside down, that way you no longer have the curse of the sunker R but the curse of the elevated ǝuıɹɐɯqns ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McGilli 1 Posted January 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Thommo82 said: I don’t believe in Mumbo Jumbo, but I must admit, I have had a massive run of bad luck over the last year, just normal life issues, but I wish I could see under the hands of my damn watch. Well, I think it's official. There should be some kind of quality control check in the M2M now for any Submariner's being sold. Sunken R's should come with a warning: "Being in possession of a Blood Dial watch strongly increases the chances that you will ____________" That's for everyone here to help with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted January 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Dusk said: Fuck me are you a golden retriever?! Funny story - had me in tears Apparently I’m a Gibbon 5 hours ago, Glaude said: I might have a temporay cure for the curse : wear the watch upside down, that way you no longer have the curse of the sunker R but the curse of the elevated ǝuıɹɐɯqns ... Of course the French man comes up with a solution. Bit hard to tell the fucking time with an upside down watch genius 3 hours ago, McGilli said: Well, I think it's official. There should be some kind of quality control check in the M2M now for any Submariner's being sold. Sunken R's should come with a warning: "Being in possession of a Blood Dial watch strongly increases the chances that you will ____________" That's for everyone here to help with This is no joke The curse of the Blood dial is as real as it gets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatarms 7,777 Posted January 18, 2018 You should get that foreskin checked out, it looks a little infected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thommo82 1,397 Posted January 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, fatarms said: You should get that foreskin checked out, it looks a little infected. Doctor laughed at me and said he wouldn’t prescribe me anything because it was so funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GC 4,481 Posted January 18, 2018 I’m not going to lie, I checked all my subs... no sunken Rs... no blood dials. thank fuck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
