ron76 0 Posted September 5, 2013 Yesterday at work, the phone rings. It's my (filled with pregnancy hormones) wife. Conversation went something like this: Misses Ron: Did you order one of those stupid watches again? Why? Why? You don't NEED these things. You shouldn't spend your money on these stupid fake watches!!! Those of you who have kids now who women can (over)react when they're pregnant I guess. So.... I had to think fast, I had to come up with the perfect answer, my mind shifted in to "near light speed" thinking. And then, before she had even finished her sentence, I had it. Me: Babe, damned you shouldn't have found the watch. Yes I ordered one, again. But, it's a present, for you, because your pregnant and I don't buy you something often enough to show how much I love you and how happy I am that we are together and having another baby. Then: Silence followed by a faint, high pitched sound...... She was crying. Misses Ron: Oh baby, thank you thank you thank you. I love you so much. And by the way, I spoiled myself by buying 150$ worth of lotions. *hangs up the phone* You can say I was happy with the first part of her reaction, but, c'mon 150$ worth of lotions? So now I'm out of a Sub LV this is probably the last day I'm wearing this. And this has to be me most expensive BJ I've ever had. A dirty iPhone pic. Don't now from what maker but its a 2836 clone, hollow midlinks clean rehaut. Sent from.... Bla bla bla Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sjors 0 Posted September 5, 2013 Hahahah Expensive lotions!! Nice watch you got there mate! I love my Rlx LV have fun wearing it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShovelnTC 31 Posted September 5, 2013 Looks like the same one that I got from WI, I love it. Oh and pregnant or not my wife wouldn't have got away with that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amit 72 Posted September 5, 2013 you made the watch give you a BJ using your wife's $150 lotions. Sicko! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mechwarrior 2 Posted September 5, 2013 Woman always want all our money Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron76 0 Posted September 5, 2013 you made the watch give you a BJ using your wife's $150 lotions. Sicko! Sicko? Why, no anallube involved bro. Sent from.... Bla bla bla Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seclark007 11 Posted September 5, 2013 She should have bought 150 worth of lotions for you Now you're down a watch AND the skin care products Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cynikal.Mindset 1 Posted September 5, 2013 when you guys gonna learn? get your good delivered to work! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emtp101 0 Posted September 5, 2013 Congrats on yall's pregnancy and on the watch, even though you only had it on your wrist for a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 5, 2013 when you guys gonna learn? get your good delivered to work! ^^^^ This, then you can just sneak it in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simonbolivar 1 Posted September 5, 2013 The wives should start a forum to share their hatred of rep watches... My wife reacts the same way, without hormones. The sub looks good by the way... The date font is nice on that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSTEEL 0 Posted September 6, 2013 I know exactly how you feel mate, but my wife isn't too bad, its the watch tools, and equipment I keep investing in that she questions more lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emporio_1 0 Posted September 8, 2013 hi mate, congrats on this one. may i ask where u got it from at what price.? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rolexwatchman 0 Posted September 8, 2013 arghh, it's a amazing watch! I've gotta catch all submariners... all color... buuuhuuu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sam171989 0 Posted September 8, 2013 where you get this watch from Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuvetjee 17 Posted September 9, 2013 Thank god my girl supports my addiction/hobby . Shes always exited to see it when i have a new watch :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captaincaveman 0 Posted September 9, 2013 (edited) Ever try shipping watches to your work address instead? Or if you're really machiavellian, try this... Step 1. Buy a cheapo priceangels sub for $5 shipped. Step 2. When it arrives loudly bloviate to wife about said cheapie and how little it cost. Emphasize the how little it cost part. Step 3. Prominently display the POS sub on your dresser table where the wife can see it. Step 4. Weeks later, at work or in the middle of the night, order a 1:1 AAA+ super-duper sub c rep. Rub hands together and twirl evil mustache while doing this. Step 5. Using slight of hand, swap cheapie sub with 1:1 sub c rep while wife is not looking or (preferably) not home. Bury cheapie in backyard. Step 6. Profit! Use these methods at your own risk. This is not legal advice and I am not responsible if the wife sees through your bullsh!t. Edited September 9, 2013 by captaincaveman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
