Wesleya1018 0 Posted April 10, 2017 I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pcutta 0 Posted April 10, 2017 Welcome, I'm in the peach state too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
black263 228 Posted April 10, 2017 Not bad, but if you want to fit in here you need to get out more and do interesting things. As an example,I occasionally walk to my local WU outlet,send money to China and buy a replica. That's really living on the edge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wesleya1018 0 Posted April 11, 2017 Lol I too have accomplished that feat. I've been a member over at RWI for quite a while I deceided to spread my wings and migrate over to this outstanding community. I rarely post, I enjoy reading other posts. I also have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
black263 228 Posted April 11, 2017 Lol I too have accomplished that feat. I've been a member over at RWI for quite a while I deceided to spread my wings and migrate over to this outstanding community. I rarely post, I enjoy reading other posts. I also have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I have a book and my room smells. Does that count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 281 Posted April 11, 2017 Lol I too have accomplished that feat. I've been a member over at RWI for quite a while I deceided to spread my wings and migrate over to this outstanding community. I rarely post, I enjoy reading other posts. I also have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I have a book and my room smells. Does that count?[/Quote] I ate an ebook and I smell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RUSH2112 11 Posted April 13, 2017 Welcome, I'm in the peach state too. Is op from that Georgia or the former soviet republic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
