AllergyDoc 40 Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) I agree. I propose Allergy Doc give out free prescriptions for Prozac to all noobs who upgrade to VIP. More money for forum + fewer suicidal noobs = high fives all around. Let's do it! Count me in if we can get Valum instead. Or maybe some OxyContin? I checked with my malpractice carrier. They said no. For sure one of you numb nuts would sue. Edited January 7, 2011 by AllergyDoc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aren 27 Posted January 7, 2011 Wat, I hate to tell you this... but when you modified the cereal with the milk you took responsibility for the outcome. The cereal dealer will not be responsible for your negligence with respect to the product. The damages to the product caused by your negligence will not be covered by the dealer. The cereal was tested and in perfect order when it left the manufacturer. The package and contents were intact and untampered with at the time of your receipt. The cereal was delivered and received in good order and fit for the intended purpose. You are not entitled to a product replacement or a refund of your purchase price. Your emotional distress is noncompensible due to your contributory negligence. oh...and...Sorry about your twin. All the Best, Arenaria Wat, Today you are my hero for the best laugh...you and your successors in this thread. You should get the post of the week award. Outstanding! I get through another day without being suicidal now For truly devastated members... with enough drugs you will be able to imagine your reps are gens. Pass the Vicodin, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites