Hornet 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Wow that didn't last long Have you marked it sold? I think that since your boys came along you've lost your touch Chris, in the old days (couple of weeks ago.....) you'd have threadcrapped this to at least 10 pages by now, hmmmm? ......tsssk, as Onze would say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Wow that didn't last long Have you marked it sold? I think that since your boys came along you've lost your touch Chris, in the old days (couple of weeks ago.....) you'd have threadcrapped this to at least 10 pages by now, hmmmm? ......tsssk, as Onze would say. Fella that seems like a lifetime ago I'll save the proper threadcrapping for your sales threads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hornet 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Wow that didn't last long Have you marked it sold? I think that since your boys came along you've lost your touch Chris, in the old days (couple of weeks ago.....) you'd have threadcrapped this to at least 10 pages by now, hmmmm? ......tsssk, as Onze would say. Fella that seems like a lifetime ago I'll save the proper threadcrapping for your sales threads. ......aaah, yes my bad fella. It is my sales threads you like to "help out on" isn't it? .....toooo small, tsssk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Picked this up today from the Post Office; a Kemmner Turtle. Made in Germany apparently, but I believe that the case and bracelet are actually made by Fullswing in HK. Same people that do Helson and Armida, so nothing at all bad there. Bit of specification here: Kemmner "turtle-black-red" 316L ss.case brushed, diameter (without crown) 42 mm, height 13,2 mm, lug to lug space = 51,30 mm, space between the lugs = 22 mm, screwed crown with engraved LOGO in diameter 7,5 mm 2,2 mm sapphire-glass inside antireflect Metal movement holder, screwed case-back with engravings and jumping number 43 mm bezel turnable only left hand side with 60 clicks, black alu-insert filled with Superluminova C1 white Water resistant 20 ATM = 200 metres Weight including ss-bracelet = 192 gramm Black matte dial, triangle and hour-lines are printed with Superluminova C1 white, date at 3, the hands are filled with Superluminova C1 white Automatic movement ETA 2824-2 swiss, with second stop, 25,6 x 4,6 mm, 25 jewels, 28.800 A/h, runtime after full winding = 49 hours Solid ss-bracelet with screwed links (also 2 half links), to shorten it easy, security deployment-clasp with LOGO 2 years warranty ~£388 You can't buy these 'direct' as it were from a Kemmner website, but have to see what he's got to offer on eBay. But patience is something I've learnt from reps, so waiting for the right one was easy. Comes in a beautiful leather travel case, that could fit two watches. Has a rubber strap, polishing cloth and a pair of screwdrivers for the links; you need two as this is a bit like the Omega bracelets - tube and a small screw. Fairly easy to adjust really, only took me about 5 minutes. Lots of adjustability as there are half links and 4 pin holes on the clasp. Well what do I think of it? Beautiful. Wears a lot bigger than you'd think, but I like that. Reminds me somewhat of the Omega PO on the wrist and again not a bad comparison. Fully brushed, which again I like. Dial is plain, but in a good way, not too much to distract. The square markers and the red minute hand make it for me. Feels very well put together and wears very comfortably. Anyway, enough rambling, here are some pics........ Thanks for reading........ That's a great description... But you've missed one key element... Does it attract the ladies? I love it when people quite the original post.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hornet 1 Posted September 15, 2015 That's a great description... But you've missed one key element... Does it attract the ladies? I love it when people quite the original post.... .....cheap trick to get the page count up! Does one mean 'quote'? Hmmmm..... .......and I'm beating them off with a shitty stick, it's that fucking sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Yes fucking predictive text getting too cocky again. a shitty stick you say... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hornet 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Yes fucking predictive text getting too cocky again. a shitty stick you say... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shitty+stick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 15, 2015 Thought it had something to do with bum love.... (too far?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hornet 1 Posted September 16, 2015 Thought it had something to do with bum love.... (too far?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elp 26 Posted September 16, 2015 this thread's about a watch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 16, 2015 this thread's about a watch? I think it's about a turtle or a turtle head.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hornet 1 Posted September 16, 2015 this thread's about a watch? I think it's about a turtle or a turtle head.... .....beat me to that one! Kemmner's turtle should have been the title..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 16, 2015 this thread's about a watch? I think it's about a turtle or a turtle head.... .....beat me to that one! Kemmner's turtle should have been the title..... GLWS! isn't this in the wrong section? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MoveAlong 23 Posted September 17, 2015 Looking good, Hornet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hornet 1 Posted September 17, 2015 Looking good, Hornet! Thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 17, 2015 Has this sold yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 17, 2015 GLWS Did he accept your offer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalboy 2 Posted September 17, 2015 GLWS Did he accept your offer? Everything but the Dyson , apparently he's into Stick Blenders now . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hornet 1 Posted September 17, 2015 GLWS Did he accept your offer? Everything but the Dyson , apparently he's into Stick Blenders now . I want a beast pump, Chris says it's the best thing ever..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalboy 2 Posted September 17, 2015 GLWS Did he accept your offer? Everything but the Dyson , apparently he's into Stick Blenders now . I want a beast pump, Chris says it's the best thing ever..... Are they available in different sizes.. Remember Chris only has a little one. Sorry, I was thinking of his dick pump . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted September 17, 2015 GLWS Did he accept your offer? Everything but the Dyson , apparently he's into Stick Blenders now . I want a beast pump, Chris says it's the best thing ever..... Are they available in different sizes.. Remember Chris only has a little one. Sorry, I was thinking of his dick pump . You cheeky fuckers Breast pump / dick pump it's one of the same Just don't tell Adina that! GLWS Did he accept your offer? Everything but the Dyson , apparently he's into Stick Blenders now . I want a beast pump, Chris says it's the best thing ever..... It is the best thing ever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
