Hello im New here

[Member X 91]

LOL

 

Ignore Baldrick, he is just winding you up

 

This forum is relaxed, not many threads stay 'on topic' for long so don't worry if your thread doesn't stay entirely about watches :)

[pollux1 3]

Hoo de foo de hoo de foo de hoo, chikky burdy in de pan

I want this on my grave stone. If it isn't I'll haunt all you motherfuckers who didn't make it so

[greg_r 81]

I'm not as trusting as Ding

 

[Member X 91]

That didn't take long!

[Baldrick 1]

I'm not as trusting as Ding

 

But you ARE as intuitive as Baldrick

 

MemberX, I love your sense of humour, I bet you're just a whizz at 3 card shuffle

 

@ Pollux, regarding your request,....... "Make it so "

[dingle 57]

I must get a meaner side

[greg_r 81]

[Baldrick 1]

 

@Greg and Ding, c'mon, did this guy SERIOUSLY expect us to believe that he was Swedish, my understanding of Swedes is that English is pretty much their second language, the only relation he bore to a Swede was the vegetable, he 'sounded; like Renee from Renee and Renata, Save-a your luve for me mah dahling save-a your luv, chus like-a stars above

[dingle 57]

 

@Greg and Ding, c'mon, did this guy SERIOUSLY expect us to believe that he was Swedish, my understanding of Swedes is that English is pretty much their second language, the only relation he bore to a Swede was the vegetable, he 'sounded; like Renee from Renee and Renata, Save-a your luve for me mah dahling save-a your luv, chus like-a stars above

 

believe it or not, his IP was from Sweden.....that is why I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

[greg_r 81]

Yup - if in doubt, let 'em hang around a bit and keep an eye on 'em until you've made up your mind. The right approach, Ding.

 

I'm just getting cynical in my old age - smelt of wannabe back-door dealer to me

[Baldrick 1]

DING, that's NOT your name, it's the sound of the bell ringing, like him, I didn't say he was SWEDISH, but the implication was there, when somebody asks me where I'm from, I don't say Thailand

[dingle 57]

DING, that's NOT your name, it's the sound of the bell ringing, like him, I didn't say he was SWEDISH, but the implication was there, when somebody asks me where I'm from, I don't say Thailand

 

.....and I did not say he was from Sweden either.....just his IP location

 

[Akira 0]

He writes the same way Solky does....Isn't Solky from Sweden?

[solkryssare 109]

He writes the same way Solky does....Isn't Solky from Sweden?

 

 

Fuck you!

 

No fucking way he was Swedish. We learn English from the first day of school.

[Baldrick 1]

.that is why I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

 

You made a decision based on a set of numbers, I based mine on interpretation of language, grammar and composition, I think I know which is more reliable, here's some numbers for ya:

 

192.398.456.092.908

 

Now, where am I from and what colour was my last shit, Caramac or Walnut Whip coloured

 

@ Sol, English is what I figured, the Swedes are smart, if only they'd make English compulsory in US schools

[solkryssare 109]

if only they'd make English compulsory in US schools

 

We all wish for that

[dingle 57]

.that is why I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

 

You made a decision based on a set of numbers, I based mine on interpretation of language, , I think I know which is more reliable, here's some numbers for ya:

 

192.398.456.092.908

 

 

 

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. The reason I doubted was his grammar and composition. The reason he was not banned by me was his IP location.

 

It is as simple as that.

[greg_r 81]

Balders: give Ding a break, huh? He did the right thing - if unsure for any reason, keep an eye on it and wait for Col or I to show up and make the final decision. SOP around here.

[baruch 0]

i was just so exited when i find a forum where i can ask about my watches i gonna buy..

 

Sweden !!! are you sure, you sound more like The Italian Who Went To Malta

 

One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces of toast."

She brings me only one piece.

I tell her: "I wanna two piece."

She says: "Go to the toilet."

I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece in my plate."

She says: "You better no piss in a plate, you son of a bitch!"

I don't even know the lady and she call me son of a bitch.

 

Later.

I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork. I tell her: "I wanna the fork."

She tells me: "Everybody wanna fuck."

I tell her: "You don't understand? I wanna the fork on the table."

She says: "You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!"

 

So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet."

He tell me: "To go to the toilet."

I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet on a bed."

He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."

I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"

I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."

I'm gonna back to Italia, Arrivederci

 

 

HAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHA

[Baldrick 1]

Balders: give Ding a break, huh? He did the right thing - if unsure for any reason, keep an eye on it and wait for Col or I to show up and make the final decision. SOP around here.

 

Just kidding you Ding, having a laff, don't take my comments seriously, I wasn't expecting you to get the ban hammer out immediately

 

you know I hold you in very high esteem

[dingle 57]

Balders: give Ding a break, huh? He did the right thing - if unsure for any reason, keep an eye on it and wait for Col or I to show up and make the final decision. SOP around here.

 

you know I hold you in very high esteem :P

 

 

ditto

[Baldrick 1]

So, tell me, are you fluent in Swedish, or only in Rubbish and Gibberish

[dingle 57]

So, tell me, are you fluent in Swedish, or only in Rubbish and Gibberish :P

 

Rubbish, Gibberish, and Southern English....oh wait, Southern English is Rubbish and Gibberish