DHGate quality?

[Thommo82 1,397]

6 hours ago, tabuktime said:

 

You two need to go on a fact finding mission. For the good of RWG. Venture forward bravely, you may see things men are not supposed to see.

Good luck!

I’d rather just have a beer with @NCRich and search the gate together 

[manodeoro 19]

I’d rather just have a beer with [mention=10171]NCRich[/mention] and search the gate together 

+1000 ... NCRich is a really pleasant guest

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[Glaude 1,615]

I found @Thommo82 on DHGate, instant buy, didn't even ask for real pictures.

Received him two days ago, excellent AAA quality, keeping perfect time (but it's an Aussie so time is going backward).

Only problem is : always dries and need constant beer lubrication to work.

Overall satisfied, vendor was a guy named @brang1 

[Thommo82 1,397]

3 hours ago, Glaude said:

I found @Thommo82 on DHGate, instant buy, didn't even ask for real pictures.

Received him two days ago, excellent AAA quality, keeping perfect time (but it's an Aussie so time is going backward).

Only problem is : always dries and need constant beer lubrication to work.

Overall satisfied, vendor was a guy named @brang1 

*AAA+++

[Glaude 1,615]

1 minute ago, Thommo82 said:

*AAA+++

Was advertised as such, but upon further inspection I think it's only AAA+.

And I'm probably opening a dispute as the Thommo82 was advertised to come with a fish and fish tank but there's nothing else apart the Thommo82

[dave47 6,495]

18 hours ago, tripdog123 said:

Serious ? a rep quartz that keeps better time than a gen automatic, and for only $7, that's really quite something.

Yeah, TD, it's hard to believe, but I have one of these $7 NOMOS quartz watches myself & set its time to the atomic clock on www.time.gov. Its accuracy is indeed very amazing!

dave

[Thommo82 1,397]

1 hour ago, Glaude said:

Was advertised as such, but upon further inspection I think it's only AAA+.

And I'm probably opening a dispute as the Thommo82 was advertised to come with a fish and fish tank but there's nothing else apart the Thommo82

You obviously didn’t tick the box to include the fish, you stupid French fuck

[Glaude 1,615]

14 hours ago, Thommo82 said:

You obviously didn’t tick the box to include the fish, you stupid French fuck

There was no option to tick there were only two color choice : black pubes or blonde pubes ! 

Fish and tank was in the description you Aussie twat !

[Thommo82 1,397]

3 hours ago, Glaude said:

There was no option to tick there were only two color choice : black pubes or blonde pubes ! 

Fish and tank was in the description you Aussie twat !

My associate must have fucked it up.....

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On 30/01/2018 at 07:30, Thommo82 said:

Never heard of DHGate 

Waaahhaaahahahahaaaa

[Glaude 1,615]

42 minutes ago, Thommo82 said:

My associate must have fucked it up.....

Spoke to him in PM before opening a dispute, he said he'll send me a Thommo82 with black pubes in compensation for the fish.

So far the first one is still keeping good time, but I'm up for the third 30L beer barel for the day...

[Thommo82 1,397]

1 minute ago, Glaude said:

Spoke to him in PM before opening a dispute, he said he'll send me a Thommo82 with black pubes in compensation for the fish.

So far the first one is still keeping good time, but I'm up for the third 30L beer barel for the day...

Sounds like everything is right, but please stop sending dick pics 

[sogeha 6]

Talking of quartz Nomos knock offs, I bought one and I’m very happy with it. Most people can’t tell the difference because most people don’t know WTF Nomos is anyway. It has tells, lots of them and the quality isn’t anywhere near the genuine, but hey it was $7 and it looks nice

[Glaude 1,615]

2 minutes ago, Thommo82 said:

Sounds like everything is right, but please stop sending dick pics 

Gotta put that microscope to the test mate ! Who else could I be sending them ? @McGilli is totaly MIA !

[Thommo82 1,397]

44 minutes ago, Glaude said:

Gotta put that microscope to the test mate ! Who else could I be sending them ? @McGilli is totaly MIA !

@brang1 and @tabuktime would appreciate them 

[Glaude 1,615]

26 minutes ago, Thommo82 said:

@brang1 and @tabuktime would appreciate them 

Already sent to them, Buk said my pics where better than yours, brang is still deciding

[solitudex 0]

Talking of quartz Nomos knock offs, I bought one and I’m very happy with it. Most people can’t tell the difference because most people don’t know WTF Nomos is anyway. It has tells, lots of them and the quality isn’t anywhere near the genuine, but hey it was $7 and it looks nice

Thanks for recommending them the last time! I bought two, waited a long while for them, and recently gave them away to two appreciative friends on their birthdays.

Those keep excellent time and make for superb gifts too!



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[Thommo82 1,397]

1 hour ago, Glaude said:

Already sent to them, Buk said my pics where better than yours, brang is still deciding

Buk is a lying asshole, don’t believe a word he says 

[Glaude 1,615]

1 minute ago, Thommo82 said:

Buk is a lying asshole, don’t believe a word he says 

He also said that you were a former convict, so I shouldn't believe him on that too ?

(Is it safe to store my recently arrived Thommo in a chicken coop for the night or when not using it ?)

[Thommo82 1,397]

1 minute ago, Glaude said:

He also said that you were a former convict, so I shouldn't believe him on that too ?

(Is it safe to store my recently arrived Thommo in a chicken coop for the night or when not using it ?)

The convict stuff is true....

Keep your Thommo in a guinea pig hutch. It will feel more at home 

[Glaude 1,615]

On the manual that come with it they recommended to give him a virgin at least twice a week, If I give him every day would this generate unnecessary wear on the gear train ?

[Joyjoyk 0]

2 minutes ago, Glaude said:

On the manual that come with it they recommended to give him a virgin at least twice a week, If I give him every day would this generate unnecessary wear on the gear train ?

Yes, and you'd also run out of virgins 

[Glaude 1,615]

1 minute ago, Joyjoyk said:

Yes, and you'd also run out of virgins 

There's always virgin olive oil if needed

[Brewtown 0]

On 1/31/2018 at 18:49, Thommo82 said:

The convict stuff is true....

Keep your Thommo in a guinea pig hutch. It will feel more at home 

I've been called "cunt" more times by a co-worker than I'd like to admit. It's quite the term of endearment. Example: Oi (or aye?) cunt, let's get beers after clock out!

[Thommo82 1,397]

On 01/02/2018 at 10:51, Glaude said:

On the manual that come with it they recommended to give him a virgin at least twice a week, If I give him every day would this generate unnecessary wear on the gear train ?

DO NOT GIVE IT ANY VIRGINS AT ALL!

The Thommo model much prefers a lady with much experience. 

One slut per week will suffice

8 hours ago, Brewtown said:

I've been called "cunt" more times by a co-worker than I'd like to admit. It's quite the term of endearment. Example: Oi (or aye?) cunt, let's get beers after clock out!

Cunt can be mistaken for a curse all to easily 

In Australia it simply means ‘mate’