Undinist 20 Posted March 6, 2019 This theory just hit me. Here we are, fixating on the look of luxury watches. We pimp them, buy huge collections and take photos so we can get recognition from each other. But the watches we drool over are obsolete. They usually have only one function, time of day, which was taken over by smartphones ages ago . So our watches are just jewellery. If we were being practical we'd ditch them for a mult-functional electronic thing from Fitbit/Casio/Apple. But we're still building our collections of shiny, pretty things. We even buy watches with fake functions (chronos, especially the Daytona) just because we like the way they look. How many wearers of a Newman Daytona rep would kick Paul Newman out of bed? The biggest giveaway is the guy who buys a rep of a dive watch or a pilot's watch and insists that it's a tool watch. He's desperate for some machismo to disguise his love of jewellery but his so-called tool watches have no tool function because they were made obsolete by electronics decades ago. And anyway, being fakes they can't do the job of a real tool watch under water or clearing mines or whatever. Last year I got a lot of stick for wearing a watch on each wrist - I've just been looking at how rude people were to me in that thread. And I've just realised that the venom was triggered because my two-watch habit is an unambiguous proclamation that our reps are truly nothing but jewellery. Some of the guys who wear one watch at a time are desperate to pretend that they are 100% heterosexual. They hate the 'watches are jewellery' theory. They can't be open and honest and embrace their love for shiny bodily decoration. So c'mon guys, relax. There';s nothing wrong with imagining Steve McQueen in the shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GingerApple 7,272 Posted March 6, 2019 Pwahahahaha! What have you been smoking. Actually, don't answer that. 13 minutes ago, Undinist said: Last year I got a lot of stick for wearing a watch on each wrist I'm guessing that's not the only time you've double fisted? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita Fanjita 1,776 Posted March 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, TomatoheadFred said: I'm guessing that's not the only time you've double fisted? TBH I can't say that seeing any man with a nice watch has made me want to stick my cock up his arse! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Undinist 20 Posted March 6, 2019 Dude, embrace your feelings! Science says you have them. http://tiny.cc/ceau3y Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
black263 228 Posted March 6, 2019 My watches do not make me a homosexual. My mother made me a homosexual. Send me the wool and I'll have her make you one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GingerApple 7,272 Posted March 6, 2019 In all seriousness, who gives a single shit these days? We live in enlightened times FFS. There must be plenty of people on here who are gay, bisexual or whatever. There are a million different reasons to hate all of you pricks on here; I don't need to do it based on your sexuality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deju 1,859 Posted March 6, 2019 1 minute ago, TomatoheadFred said: There are a million different reasons to hate all of you pricks on here; I don't need to do it based on your..... Sexuality. Religion. political belief. race. Fixed that for you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GingerApple 7,272 Posted March 6, 2019 1 minute ago, deju said: Religion. political belief. Fixed that for you! But they're my favourite reasons for hating people! Spoilsport..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deju 1,859 Posted March 6, 2019 @TomatoheadFred Hair colour? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
judas9r 913 Posted March 6, 2019 49 minutes ago, Undinist said: This theory just hit me. Here we are, fixating on the look of luxury watches. We pimp them, buy huge collections and take photos so we can get recognition from each other. But the watches we drool over are obsolete. They usually have only one function, time of day, which was taken over by smartphones ages ago . So our watches are just jewellery. If we were being practical we'd ditch them for a mult-functional electronic thing from Fitbit/Casio/Apple. But we're still building our collections of shiny, pretty things. We even buy watches with fake functions (chronos, especially the Daytona) just because we like the way they look. How many wearers of a Newman Daytona rep would kick Paul Newman out of bed? The biggest giveaway is the guy who buys a rep of a dive watch or a pilot's watch and insists that it's a tool watch. He's desperate for some machismo to disguise his love of jewellery but his so-called tool watches have no tool function because they were made obsolete by electronics decades ago. And anyway, being fakes they can't do the job of a real tool watch under water or clearing mines or whatever. Last year I got a lot of stick for wearing a watch on each wrist - I've just been looking at how rude people were to me in that thread. And I've just realised that the venom was triggered because my two-watch habit is an unambiguous proclamation that our reps are truly nothing but jewellery. Some of the guys who wear one watch at a time are desperate to pretend that they are 100% heterosexual. They hate the 'watches are jewellery' theory. They can't be open and honest and embrace their love for shiny bodily decoration. So c'mon guys, relax. There';s nothing wrong with imagining Steve McQueen in the shower. Steve McQueen in the shower wearing a watch, but not on his wrist. This whole forum is a total sausage fest anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenjaminButton 149 Posted March 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, TomatoheadFred said: In all seriousness, who gives a single shit these days? We live in enlightened times FFS. There must be plenty of people on here who are gay, bisexual or whatever. There are a million different reasons to hate all of you pricks on here; I don't need to do it based on your sexuality. Almost enlightend. If I had a watch for every straight guy I've fucked I could quaudroople my current collection. I only thought that right? I havent pressed the submit button....... have I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenjaminButton 149 Posted March 6, 2019 Just now, Kyle_d said: Yep the ones that protest, doth protest too much methinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jibuti 958 Posted March 6, 2019 It takes one to know one, OP... I did wear two watches at the same time. Rule: both PAMs and both 47 or 44mm so the lower back will not be hurt (oh, wait...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadPickle 2,738 Posted March 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Chiquita Fanjita said: TBH I can't say that seeing any man with a nice watch has made me want to stick my cock up his arse! Maybe you haven’t seen the right one yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita Fanjita 1,776 Posted March 6, 2019 29 minutes ago, pickledbeetroot said: Maybe you haven’t seen the right one yet Watch or man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadPickle 2,738 Posted March 6, 2019 Just now, Chiquita Fanjita said: Watch or man You choose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_B 2,401 Posted March 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Chiquita Fanjita said: Watch or man 33 minutes ago, pickledbeetroot said: Maybe you haven’t seen the right one yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rokerite 2,441 Posted March 6, 2019 17 minutes ago, Mr_B said: As if the vomit inducing "mods" on this monstrous carbuncle aren't enough, an equally hideous bangle and ring are added to accessorise. A crime against horology Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kyle_d 0 Posted March 6, 2019 Surely that bangle would scratch the shit out of what's probably a very very expensive watchSent from my CLT-L09 using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jibuti 958 Posted March 6, 2019 24 minutes ago, Mr_B said: You have lovely skin, mr b.. And I love your brass ring, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Undinist 20 Posted March 6, 2019 How refreshing to see members lining up to support my point. I hereby decree that, henceforth, RWG.BZ shall stand for Recherché Watches for Gadabout BumboyZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenjaminButton 149 Posted March 6, 2019 How refreshing to see members lining up to support my point. I hereby decree that, henceforth, RWG.BZ shall stand for Recherché Watches for Gadabout BumboyZ. Ever was it so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alan32 829 Posted March 6, 2019 I can definitely see that some of the members( no pun intended) of this forum are not very woke to the non-binary world in which we now live Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
