Glaude 1,615 Posted March 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, shenhua said: She total give me bonk n explore her just coz i say i giving this watch to some one worth it . Reason only the one same in my dream which god show me can have it. The gal must be sexy n the feel must be same as like in the dream. N god say i must give it to her while bonking if she is the right one if not must keep on bonking till you got it no matter how times Now this, @TomatoheadFred is the post of the week ! We had a user like you, he was called handjobhasselfhof, you're the new him, welcome in here Asian Handjobhasselhof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shenhua 0 Posted March 21, 2019 I bonk quite a number of gals using watchs that y i have so many use watch. Rest a sure the watch i sell on m2m don have pussy juice stick on it The trick is u got to go for gold digger . U got to play u r easy meat . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shenhua 0 Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) My rolex tt gold was stolen v6s. After i bonk this super beauty i pretend im easy meat by letting her know i go sleep with my watch on. So she let me bonk her ya yes. N she steal my god watch. After that she pawn it n get shock. She call me n fuck me. I pretend that i was cheated. So i check with her where the god watch . After she tell where the god watch she sold for some bucks. I quickly go buy back hahagaha Edited March 21, 2019 by shenhua Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted March 21, 2019 Shouldn't this thread be retitled "The pitfalls of self-medicating" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GingerApple 7,272 Posted March 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, shenhua said: My rolex tt gold was stolen v6s. After i bonk this super beauty i pretend im easy meat by letting her know i go sleep with my watch on. So she let me bonk her ya yes. N she steal my god watch. After that she pawn it n get shock. She call me n fuck me. I pretend that i was cheated. So i check with her where the god watch . After she tell where the god watch she sold for some bucks. I quickly go buy back hahagaha You just keep getting better and better. But remember: And I'm not talking about watches...... 1 minute ago, narikaa said: Shouldn't this thread be retitled "The pitfalls of self-medicating" What pitfalls!!?! Did you not read it? He exploxed her pusi many times! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glaude 1,615 Posted March 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, narikaa said: Shouldn't this thread be retitled "The pitfalls of self-medicating" Excellent idea ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted March 21, 2019 Qualifying subtitle: " I thought she was going to steal my watch, but she made off with my dictionary!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glaude 1,615 Posted March 21, 2019 Just now, narikaa said: Qualifying subtitle: " I thought she was going to steal my watch, but she made off with my dictionary!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gooner2826 159 Posted March 21, 2019 46 minutes ago, shenhua said: My rolex tt gold was stolen v6s. After i bonk this super beauty i pretend im easy meat by letting her know i go sleep with my watch on. So she let me bonk her ya yes. N she steal my god watch. After that she pawn it n get shock. She call me n fuck me. I pretend that i was cheated. So i check with her where the god watch . After she tell where the god watch she sold for some bucks. I quickly go buy back hahagaha This sounds like what you receive with flat pack furniture for assembly istructions when Google translate hasn't done a good job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted March 21, 2019 Blindly following what the screen says in a language you don't understand: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deju 1,861 Posted March 21, 2019 This just went gold!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
