Tits McGee 7 Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) I know I'm an idiot. My father explained that to me a long time ago, as have countless women in my life. But I just have to ask. Laugh if you will, that's why I'm here in the first place, but I have a problem. My new Tag rep arrived from Mary today. I'm always giddy with excitement when a new watch arrives (almost as giddy as when I fart without shitting my pants). Now I'm not the most mechanically inclined person in the world but this deployment strap just doesn't seem right. The bezel is a little chinsy too, but overall I like the watch & think it looks cool. Please tell me I'm an idiot & have the strap wrong. If not, tell me where I can get another strap because for $110.00 or so I'm not sending this back. Edited September 22, 2011 by Remo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ollifl 0 Posted September 22, 2011 I know I'm an idiot. My father explained that to me a long time ago, as have countless women in my life. But I just have to ask. Laugh if you will, that's why I'm here in the first place, but I have a problem. My new Tag rep arrived from Mary today. I'm always giddy with excitement when a new watch arrives (almost as giddy as when I fart without shitting my pants). Now I'm not the most mechanically inclined person in the world but this deployment strap just doesn't seem right. The bezel is a little chinsy too, but overall I like the watch & think it looks cool. Please tell me I'm an idiot & have the strap wrong. If not, tell me where I can get another strap because for $110.00 or so I'm not sending this back. You have it wrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wat44 0 Posted September 22, 2011 although I havent seen it, I think the metal thing on the deployment (deployant) should be against your skin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 309 Posted September 22, 2011 although I havent seen it, I think the metal thing on the deployment (deployant) should be against your skin What skin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted September 22, 2011 Thank God! I'm an idiot! I knew it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ollifl 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Open the whole thing up, take a pic and let's start from the beginning, check part names like jingamathing, the pointy thingy, the one that looks like a crooked J and so on, be familiar with the corresponding parts so when it's mentioned you know what everybody is talking about... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 309 Posted September 22, 2011 And do NOT forget to post some boobs in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ollifl 0 Posted September 22, 2011 And do NOT forget to post some boobs in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, that's what I meant, take a picture of boobs, we don't care about your strap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted September 22, 2011 Open the whole thing up, take a pic and let's start from the beginning, check part names like jingamathing, the pointy thingy, the one that looks like a crooked J and so on, be familiar with the corresponding parts so when it's mentioned you know what everybody is talking about... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 309 Posted September 22, 2011 And do NOT forget to post some boobs in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, that's what I meant, take a picture of boobs, we don't care about your strap Strapless boob is ok :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted September 22, 2011 SKIN goddammit Sorry...here you go :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wat44 0 Posted September 22, 2011 put the strap through the buckle so that the metal curvy thing will go against your SKIN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ollifl 0 Posted September 22, 2011 SKIN goddammit Sorry...here you go :P That's moving vector graphic, they were asking these Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ollifl 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Close the clasp couple of times without the other strap in it, just to get an idea how it opens and closes, then you can figure out which opening the other strap goes to, but the curvy metal thingy should be on the bottom, against your skin... TBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) Got it! I figured it out. That doesn't mitigate the fact that I'm still an idiot or the fact that the wife's gonna catch a beatin when she gets home (she couldn't figure it out either). Thanks for all your help? Edited September 22, 2011 by Remo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mongoose1969 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Why is she sniffin her armpit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvp3 2,103 Posted September 22, 2011 Got it! I figured it out. That doesn't mitigate the fact that I'm still an idiot or the fact that the wife's gonna catch a beatin when she gets home (she couldn't figure it out either). Thanks for all your help? Wife beating is not encouraged on our website. Tolerated of course, but not encouraged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ollifl 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Except on holidays, weekends and weekdays.. Holidays deserve double doze Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted September 22, 2011 I agree. She gets a good one about once a week. Otherwise she gets way out of line. I just tell her its "boxing lessons". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
