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10 - Your bloodshot eyes are not caused by wild partying the night before, but by posting on replica watch boards into the wee hours of the morning.

 

9 - You find yourself lecturing your wife or girlfriend (hopefully not both) about why a certain seller's classic Sub is better than some other seller's Sub, and wonder why her eyes glaze over. Surely she wants to know the difference, right?

 

8 - Before you go to bed at night you check in on your watches (Which need an extra wind or two? How does that new strap look on the Fiddy? Why the hell did I buy that one?) but you forget to tuck your kids in.

 

7 - Your dreams include detailed images of wristwatches.

 

6 - You remember what seller has which watch and how much he/she sells it for, but forget your mom's birthday.

 

5 - You're out at a nice restaurant with your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend (for the 3 females who occasionally post here), it's your anniversary, and all you can think about is why she chose to wear that watch because it doesn't go with her outfit at all.

 

4 - You find yourself coordinating your clothes with your watch. Or is it the other way around? (Actually, this is probably a sign of good taste.)

 

3 - Your credit cards are almost maxed out, but that just means you can afford one more watch this month.

 

2 - The first thought in your mind in the morning, before your feet even hit the floor, is, "What watch am I going to wear today?"

 

And the number sign you know you're addicted to watches:

 

1 - Your friend says, "Did you see that chick's t*ts?" and you didn't because you were busy trying to see what kind of watch she was wearing.

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greg_r

Oh God.

 

Guilty on all counts.

 

What's the prescription, Doc? :drunksing:

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AllergyDoc
Oh God.

 

Guilty on all counts.

 

What's the prescription, Doc? :drunksing:

beer%20jumer.gif

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greg_r
Oh God.

 

Guilty on all counts.

 

What's the prescription, Doc? :drunksing:

beer%20jumer.gif

 

works for me.

 

:drunksing:

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Luthier
Oh God.

 

Guilty on all counts.

 

What's the prescription, Doc? :drunksing:

 

Just buy one more rep. from your wish list. You'll get happiness for a while.

3 females posting here????????????????

Nicks??????????

Any asians?

:drunksing:

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RolexAddict

Doc,

This is really good, :drunksing::drunksing:

 

Just the number 7, at this level of addiction -me only concerned- my dreams are made of girls, $$$, sport cars, automatic guns, wine, food... etc.

No watches in my dreams, but sure I will upgrade my brain chemical and neurons producer.

I eat fish : salmon, sardines, tuna, etc. etc... big source of Omega3.

I will try MOEBIUS oil :Doh::D

Edited by RolexAddict

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bme

I have this problem whereby I set my daily watch to the Greenwich time signal each morning and check its progress during the day and last thing at night and make a record of it's accuracy. Do I need help?

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greg_r
I have this problem whereby I set my daily watch to the Greenwich time signal each morning and check its progress during the day and last thing at night and make a record of it's accuracy. Do I need help?

 

Yes.

 

Next? :thumbdown:

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AllergyDoc

Prescription: beer%20jumer.gif

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greg_r
Prescription: beer%20jumer.gif

 

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that I have been taking my medication this evening... :thumbdown:

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iabounty
Prescription: beer%20jumer.gif

 

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that I have been taking my medication this evening... :thumbdown:

I am afraid I have over medicated myself..... :thumbdown:

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oscarmadfish

watch addiction is better than drug addiction and cheaper :poke:

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Luthier
watch addiction is better than drug addiction and cheaper :poke:

 

Never tried any drugs, any recommendations?

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trailboss99
watch addiction is better than drug addiction and cheaper :poke:

 

 

Cheaper? You rekon?

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greg_r
watch addiction is better than drug addiction and cheaper :poke:

 

Never tried any drugs, any recommendations?

 

Panerai....

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NFleischer

yeah- i'm not so sure this is cheaper than drugs.

anyway- doc you know i certainly have no signs of this addiction.

i think 52 watches is about average, right??

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oscarmadfish

52 damm lol

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greg_r

52? :D

 

I wonder how many Jameo has now - was 67 at last count but that was back in the summer.....

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iabounty
52? :rofl:

 

I wonder how many Jameo has now - was 67 at last count but that was back in the summer.....

Whatever happened to that old scouser anyway? Another eye cyst kill the bloke?????? :rofl:

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Demsey

#9 still cracks me up. Too true.

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AllergyDoc
yeah- i'm not so sure this is cheaper than drugs.

anyway- doc you know i certainly have no signs of this addiction.

i think 52 watches is about average, right??

I think Noel's pushing 70 watches now. :D

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dave47

Ditto w/ Greg!

 

I'm addicted -- and love it.

 

dave47

 

ps: does raiding wifey's purse for $$ count for anything?? is it a sign???

 

 

 

 

10 - Your bloodshot eyes are not caused by wild partying the night before, but by posting on replica watch boards into the wee hours of the morning.

 

9 - You find yourself lecturing your wife or girlfriend (hopefully not both) about why a certain seller's classic Sub is better than some other seller's Sub, and wonder why her eyes glaze over. Surely she wants to know the difference, right?

 

8 - Before you go to bed at night you check in on your watches (Which need an extra wind or two? How does that new strap look on the Fiddy? Why the hell did I buy that one?) but you forget to tuck your kids in.

 

7 - Your dreams include detailed images of wristwatches.

 

6 - You remember what seller has which watch and how much he/she sells it for, but forget your mom's birthday.

 

5 - You're out at a nice restaurant with your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend (for the 3 females who occasionally post here), it's your anniversary, and all you can think about is why she chose to wear that watch because it doesn't go with her outfit at all.

 

4 - You find yourself coordinating your clothes with your watch. Or is it the other way around? (Actually, this is probably a sign of good taste.)

 

3 - Your credit cards are almost maxed out, but that just means you can afford one more watch this month.

 

2 - The first thought in your mind in the morning, before your feet even hit the floor, is, "What watch am I going to wear today?"

 

And the number sign you know you're addicted to watches:

 

1 - Your friend says, "Did you see that chick's t*ts?" and you didn't because you were busy trying to see what kind of watch she was wearing.

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gB.

How about buying straps for watches you don't have yet, just to justify the purchase of your next watch...? I mean, now that you have that $150 strap in hand, you've got to pull the trigger and buy the watch it was intended for, right...? :)

 

:facepalm:

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AllergyDoc

That's bad, dude.

 

But a great strategy! :)

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graman

:)

 

And this is why we have a forum full of unrepentant addicts!

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