RichardMiami 4 Posted April 30, 2012 I tried to reason with the cops.... but they wouldn't budge. At least I was able to post bail, and get her on her way to rehab. Of course, if she violates her conditions, she may find herself wrestling alligators at the Everglades Correctional Facility for a LONG time....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10:10 Watch Repair 1 Posted May 20, 2012 Tit's went for a ride high above Los Angeles today Next stop Miami Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted May 20, 2012 Well, it appears our little whore has completed her 30 days of rehab, slapped on a little lipstick, & seems to want to head down the "straight & narrow". I have my doubts she won't relapse into "old behaviors" and I doubt any of the members hosting her will be much help either. But she's off again to Miami....home of RichardMiami & LeBron James. Brothers from different mothers. Knowing the tramp like I do, I'm sure her recent cosmetic enhancements will be too tempting for her to stay straight. Thanks to Chris at cls for all he's done.....but something tells me he hasn't seen the last of her. 2 more stops here in the states & then she's off to terrorize our friends in the UK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCRich 13,795 Posted May 20, 2012 Ooooh, nice bike. Looks like a great ride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 20, 2012 The clubs on Ocean Drive have been notified. The South Beach life guards have been put on overtime. Gloria Estefan is re-arranging her concert schedule as we speak! Four different cruise ships are heading into port to vie for her affection. Miami is getting ready! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted May 20, 2012 The clubs on Ocean Drive have been notified. The South Beach life guards have been put on overtime. Gloria Estefan is re-arranging her concert schedule as we speak! Four different cruise ships are heading into port to vie for her affection. Miami is getting ready! Christ...I smell a debacle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10:10 Watch Repair 1 Posted May 20, 2012 Richard, PM me your shipping address, I threw away the box. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted May 20, 2012 The clubs on Ocean Drive have been notified. The South Beach life guards have been put on overtime. Gloria Estefan is re-arranging her concert schedule as we speak! Four different cruise ships are heading into port to vie for her affection. Miami is getting ready! What about David Caruso? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 20, 2012 Jeff …Caruso just got canned. Try to keep up with the entertainment news Sent from my restaurant table using a corned beef sandwich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted May 20, 2012 Jeff …Caruso just got canned. Try to keep up with the entertainment news Sent from my restaurant table using a corned beef sandwich Payment sent for the wise ass's corned beef sandwich! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 23, 2012 Our jet set young lady is back from rehab!! Thanks to EXCELLENT work from Chris, she is in perfect working condition and ready to PARTY here in Miami! I see several relapses in her future... but I will try to keep it somewhat under control. She has a lot of places to go and things to see here in the Magic City! Here is her arrival photo! Complete with her new red lipstick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted May 23, 2012 This is getting better & better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4GTR 0 Posted May 23, 2012 ooh! I'm puckering up in anticipation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crezo 0 Posted May 23, 2012 this is the funniest thread ever, tits... you're a fucking legend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10:10 Watch Repair 1 Posted May 23, 2012 That lume cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 24, 2012 OK.. so here is the itinerary for Tits... she has been a world traveller up till now, but I am going to give her a workout. We will see if she can keep up with me. This weekend, she will tour Miami - I have people waiting on South Beach to greet her. On Monday, she flies with me to Bentonville, Arkansas. She needs to see how they do it in Middle America. The next Weekend she is back in Miami - I have more plans for her then. The following week she is off to LA with me - she has been there before, but she needs to spend time hanging with MY crowd, not just Chris's or Luth's. The weekend after that she is headed for New Orleans with me. I need to introduce her to the French Quarter. Let's see how she handles herself there. After that, back to Miami for a brief rest, and then I will send her off to her next host - we will see how she handles MY LIFESTYLE .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted May 24, 2012 OK.. so here is the itinerary for Tits... she has been a world traveller up till now, but I am going to give her a workout. We will see if she can keep up with me. This weekend, she will tour Miami - I have people waiting on South Beach to greet her. On Monday, she flies with me to Bentonville, Arkansas. She needs to see how they do it in Middle America. The next Weekend she is back in Miami - I have more plans for her then. The following week she is off to LA with me - she has been there before, but she needs to spend time hanging with MY crowd, not just Chris's or Luth's. The weekend after that she is headed for New Orleans with me. I need to introduce her to the French Quarter. Let's see how she handles herself there. After that, back to Miami for a brief rest, and then I will send her off to her next host - we will see how she handles MY LIFESTYLE .. When you take a girl out....you take her the fuck out! I think you'll be the one needing rehab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted May 24, 2012 OK.. so here is the itinerary for Tits... she has been a world traveller up till now, but I am going to give her a workout. We will see if she can keep up with me. This weekend, she will tour Miami - I have people waiting on South Beach to greet her. On Monday, she flies with me to Bentonville, Arkansas. She needs to see how they do it in Middle America. The next Weekend she is back in Miami - I have more plans for her then. The following week she is off to LA with me - she has been there before, but she needs to spend time hanging with MY crowd, not just Chris's or Luth's. The weekend after that she is headed for New Orleans with me. I need to introduce her to the French Quarter. Let's see how she handles herself there. After that, back to Miami for a brief rest, and then I will send her off to her next host - we will see how she handles MY LIFESTYLE .. Make sure you take some fucking pictures Richard. How many weeks are you keeping her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 24, 2012 OK.. so here is the itinerary for Tits... she has been a world traveller up till now, but I am going to give her a workout. We will see if she can keep up with me. This weekend, she will tour Miami - I have people waiting on South Beach to greet her. On Monday, she flies with me to Bentonville, Arkansas. She needs to see how they do it in Middle America. The next Weekend she is back in Miami - I have more plans for her then. The following week she is off to LA with me - she has been there before, but she needs to spend time hanging with MY crowd, not just Chris's or Luth's. The weekend after that she is headed for New Orleans with me. I need to introduce her to the French Quarter. Let's see how she handles herself there. After that, back to Miami for a brief rest, and then I will send her off to her next host - we will see how she handles MY LIFESTYLE .. When you take a girl out....you take her the fuck out! I think you'll be the one needing rehab. I need rehab now.. LOL.. However, this is my normal work schedule these days. The New Orleans weekend is personal. My son and daughter in law and new baby are coming from China to their new home in NOLA, so I am going to see my new grandson, visit with the kids.................. and pick up four new watches! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 24, 2012 OK.. so here is the itinerary for Tits... she has been a world traveller up till now, but I am going to give her a workout. We will see if she can keep up with me. This weekend, she will tour Miami - I have people waiting on South Beach to greet her. On Monday, she flies with me to Bentonville, Arkansas. She needs to see how they do it in Middle America. The next Weekend she is back in Miami - I have more plans for her then. The following week she is off to LA with me - she has been there before, but she needs to spend time hanging with MY crowd, not just Chris's or Luth's. The weekend after that she is headed for New Orleans with me. I need to introduce her to the French Quarter. Let's see how she handles herself there. After that, back to Miami for a brief rest, and then I will send her off to her next host - we will see how she handles MY LIFESTYLE .. Make sure you take some fucking pictures Richard. How many weeks are you keeping her? Look forward to MANY pics Jeff. All in all, just a bit over two weeks. I will send her on to the next guy about June 12th or so Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4GTR 0 Posted May 24, 2012 How many weeks are you keeping her? Why Jeff, what a good question. Seems as though Rich thinks he's the most interesting man in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 24, 2012 Dan... where did you get my picture from???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
