Tits McGee 7 Posted May 29, 2012 It's been reported "Tits" has suffered another relapse & has lost an arm again. How this keeps happening is anyone's guess. We think Charlie Sheen might have something to do with it. Certainly Chantelle is a prime suspect also. Richard was warned to NEVER turn his back on her, but that is damn near impossible given her nature. Richard claims to have been woken by the sounds of Lady GaGa playing in the background & found his hotel room ransacked. "Tits" was found lying in a puddle of stale beer near the bathroom. Obviously having been engaged in a catfight with Chantelle earlier, she was only protecting Richard, who was passed out naked with Chantelle's hat, T-shirt, & lipstick on. Well it's back off to cls for, hopefully, a more permanent stint in rehab. I think we'll have to keep her out of Miami for a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 29, 2012 Sadly, it's all true... Tits escaped from the sleazy hotel, and was reportedly in 10 or 12 of Miami's sleaziest clubs all in one night... in the morning, I was awoken by CSI Miami, and asked to pic her up and get her the hell out of town! The damage - one wing is broken. Tit's is now the only Panerai with seconds@6, seconds@12, seconds@4, and anywhere else around the dial that the liberated seconds hand chooses to land. The Miami bar scene is just too much for the poor girl. I will hand her over to CLS in person next week in LA, and after rehab, we will send her on to a much calmer, more sedate and safe environment upstate Florida near Tampa with Dan. Miami (and Tits) will never be the same! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted May 29, 2012 excessive wanking! Methinks Tits and Chanelle got into excessive PARTY lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4GTR 0 Posted June 7, 2012 after rehab, we will send her on to a much calmer, more sedate and safe environment upstate Florida near Tampa with Dan. I'll be here sedately waiting patiently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted June 7, 2012 Richard still has her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
10:10 Watch Repair 1 Posted June 20, 2012 Back in action. New movement, new hands, new stem. Off to Florida. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted June 20, 2012 Thanks for your help Chris! Warning to Dan - she is a wild lady! Have FUN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4GTR 0 Posted June 22, 2012 She's arrived. Tits tried to break out of the box. Even gave the post office a hard time apparently... Opened the box, wtf?! Return to sender Return to sender!!!! Just kidding honey. Daddy loves you. First things first.. I don't know where this piece of shit came from but now we know where it's going.. Face lift courtesy of CLS Custom movement! Tits has been through a lot, removed that fishy smelling strap and letting her relax on some real leather for the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted June 22, 2012 Way to go Dan!!! Glad to see her back in action..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted June 22, 2012 Fishy smelling strap? Richard!!!!!!! You couldn't keep Tits out of Chantelle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted June 22, 2012 Fishy smelling strap? Richard!!!!!!! You couldn't keep Tits out of Chantelle? Chanelle.... NO T.... geeze.. she is still pissed at you for getting her name wrong last time. and some things just smell fishy naturally! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFH 0 Posted June 23, 2012 This thread is fantastic!! The life, times and tribulations of "Tits"!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazz 0 Posted June 23, 2012 Wish I got involved, feel I am missing out in something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted June 23, 2012 Our little tramp is back on the road, all "gussied" up & almost ready to go again. Many thanks to Chris (cls Md.) for the rehab, counseling, surgery, & overall health care for "Tits". Apparently she needed a hysterectomy and some other plumbing work along with a face lift. But, because of the serious nature of her drug & alcohol addiction, Dr. Chris has referred "Tits" to Dr. Dan for follow-up treatment before her trip to the UK. Dr. Dan has assured me "Tits" will learn to act like a lady, wear appropriate clothing, stop the foul language, and refrain from sexually outrageous behavior. We'll believe that when we see it. Note to Dr. Dan: Please exercise extreme caution & keep an eye out when "Tits" is around or near that beautiful child of yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted June 25, 2012 "Tits" scheduled itinerary for the US leg of the tour is as follows: 1. jeff69 Easton Pa. (Arrived) (Departed) 2. crossbones Austin, Tx. (Arrived) (Departed) 3. Luthier Hollywood, Cal. (Arrived) (Departed) 4. seclark007 Etobicoke, Ont. (Canada) (Arrived) (Departed) 5. kolchak Germantown, MD. (Arrived) (Departed) 6. delaforce Sarasota, Fla. (Arrived) (Departed) 7. RichardMiami Miami, Fla (Arrived) (arrested & sent to rehab) (Departed) 8. P4GTR Wimauma, Fla. (Arrived) (Departed) "Tits" then heads to Europe & Australia to meet with the following: Will the gentleman listed below please confirm via PM to me that they are ready to receive "Tits" and intend to treat her like the true recovering Whore she is. sconehead Huyton, Merseyside UK wiz Gazillionaire Buds opus9 Kenny 5up3rman Torobravo Webwind Marka powderfreak 964boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4GTR 0 Posted June 28, 2012 Our little tramp is back on the road, all "gussied" up & almost ready to go again. Many thanks to Chris (cls Md.) for the rehab, counseling, surgery, & overall health care for "Tits". Apparently she needed a hysterectomy and some other plumbing work along with a face lift. But, because of the serious nature of her drug & alcohol addiction, Dr. Chris has referred "Tits" to Dr. Dan for follow-up treatment before her trip to the UK. Dr. Dan has assured me "Tits" will learn to act like a lady, wear appropriate clothing, stop the foul language, and refrain from sexually outrageous behavior. We'll believe that when we see it. Note to Dr. Dan: Please exercise extreme caution & keep an eye out when "Tits" is around or near that beautiful child of yours. I'm afraid to let you all know that I read this message after it was too late. Last night I finished up a new strap for tits, installed it and put her to bed for the evening. Knowing Tits has been around more than a propeller, I strapped on some protection before allowing her near the watchbox. It was an early tuck-in, right after watching "Princess Story" with my 9mo old daughter. As I was relaxing after putting tits and the kids to bed, I heard what I thought was the sound of vacuum cleaner. I came back to the workshop to find this... Apparently tits switched the baby powder for something with a little more kick, my daughter still can't feel her own ass. Just when I thought things were going to settle down, Tits went to take a piss and I heard a crash in the bathroom. WTF infrared view Tits sufficiently passed out, I laid her down to rest Woke up this morning to find she was making breakfast So far she's been a really bad fucking influence. My wife is now addicted to baby powder and I think my daughter has the clap (*cough* thanks CHANNEL *cough*). Tonight I plan on relaxing a little bit. I might have an adult beverage and so on. I'm going to invite tits along for some bonding and hope she can keep up er behave herself. Hopefully we can leave off on a good note before I send her abroad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted June 28, 2012 NOTE: I had NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! I SWEAR IT!! I have an iron-clad alibi!!! I also have my lawyer on speed dial!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HWG 11 Posted June 28, 2012 thats some funny shit right there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luthier 1 Posted June 28, 2012 There's mostly magic "blue pills"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4GTR 0 Posted June 28, 2012 There's mostly magic "blue pills"... These are downers, not uppers Luth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted June 28, 2012 Looks like viagra to me. Rep? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted June 28, 2012 I was afraid of a relapse! Be careful with "Tits" around children Dan, & watch your wallet. BTW, those pills were for the yeast infection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
