James. 4 Posted February 17, 2014 Tits recently ventured from Sydney to Thailand... the dirty little slut got into a little bit of mischief... she's no longer allowed at certain parts of Patpong rd... Enjoying the rat race... The night begins... bad influence. Changed up onto a Gunny fudge strap for the excursion One random little bar/restaurant in Patpong If the shoe watch fits... Being a slutty tourist But she did hook me up with business class seats on the way home. Gotta love the bitch Poor little hoe needed a few palm-slaps to maintain, case is showing a bit of wear as is the dial, but there's life left in the old hag yet! Where to next??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 62 Posted February 17, 2014 Send it to the middle east Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Shopper 5,887 Posted March 3, 2014 You wouldn't believe it, but I nearly tripped over Tits on my doorstep when I arrived home today. More to follow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
P4GTR 0 Posted March 3, 2014 You wouldn't believe it, but I nearly tripped over Tits on my doorstep when I arrived home today. More to follow. Wait... Tits, tits? As in.. The actual PAW Tits? AKA... ??? AKA ???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Shopper 5,887 Posted March 3, 2014 She arrived from Sydney via Bangkok. This card was with her. I'll try to find out if she was performing or visiting at the establishment. She is still a looker She is trying it on already telling me she is impressed by girth and I'm the biggest she has had.... Tits loves the nightlife and is looking forward to a night out tomorrow night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted March 3, 2014 Did she need a palm slap to get going? I suspect a movement transplant may be required in short order. I'd have obliged but I sold all my spares on HF a few months ago :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Shopper 5,887 Posted March 3, 2014 No, she was fine. I just set the time and she is ticking along beautifully. She is a tight fit on me- surprising with her track record. I'll take her to the "Garden of Unearthly delights" to see Hughsy tomorrow- she will fit right in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted March 3, 2014 She is, the Migliore strap is a tad short for me too, I changed her up onto a gunny for her time with me but unluckily for you I needed to keep that one for my next incoming watch :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trailboss99 994 Posted March 3, 2014 Send the nasty little bitch north when you southern folk are thru with her. I'l show her some QLD sunshine and feed her a few Bundies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted March 3, 2014 Just a reminder to ALWAYS wear a condom & keep her away from small children. In addition, she's quite the bisexual but can stir up a bit of trouble in lesbian bars. Be careful! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baruch 0 Posted March 3, 2014 Guys im serieus right now: can I please have the honor for tits to be mine guest, please? Holland Amsterdam????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted March 3, 2014 Guys im serieus right now: can I please have the honor for tits to be mine guest, please? Holland Amsterdam????? :lmao: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Shopper 5,887 Posted March 5, 2014 Tits out down the beach...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Shopper 5,887 Posted March 8, 2014 Baruch- unlikely I'd say. Well Tits was on her best behaviour when she was here. Mind you, my dealer hadn't come through and I had shipped out a couple of crates of booze as her reputation precedes her. She reminded me of Jenny in Forrest Gump, home to repair and recover. She liked long walks on the beach & dinner in Adelaide's East End. She went to the Fringe festival, saw a couple of comedians (Dave Hughes and Heath Franklin) and wanted to do girly things.... She mixes with all types. & even saw some of the remnants of the V8 car racing crowd. My kids learnt a few new words but we had fun. Next stop........ Queensland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frazzle 5 Posted March 8, 2014 Glad this one is still going around! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trailboss99 994 Posted March 12, 2014 Well, I was sitting down enjoying my breakfast this AM when a half dozen hogs thundered to a halt in my drive and tossed a trussed up bint at my feet. The biggest guy, the one wearing a Sgt at Arms patch on his cutoffs says to me "Ya know this bitch?" "Er, kinda mate" I replied "WTF has she done now?" "Well" he said " she gave five of our prospects the claps, beat up the Prez' old lady, cleaned us outa coke an' near as all hell burned the clubhouse down." Oh crap I thought to myself, here we go . . . Fortunately they were just happy to see the back of the dumb little slut and after we had a few beers on the verandah rode away into the distance after telling me to make sure she never came near them again. Yup, Titts has arrived in QLD. At least I'm reasonably sure it's her, I'll tell you for sure when she sobers up and straightens out . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted March 12, 2014 Well, I was sitting down enjoying my breakfast this AM when a half dozen hogs thundered to a halt in my drive and tossed a trussed up bint at my feet. The biggest guy, the one wearing a Sgt at Arms patch on his cutoffs says to me "Ya know this bitch?" "Er, kinda mate" I replied "WTF has she done now?" "Well" he said " she gave five of our prospects the claps, beat up the Prez' old lady, cleaned us outa coke an' near as all hell burned the clubhouse down." Oh crap I thought to myself, here we go . . . Fortunately they were just happy to see the back of the dumb little slut and after we had a few beers on the verandah rode away into the distance after telling me to make sure she never came near them again. Yup, Titts has arrived in QLD. At least I'm reasonably sure it's her, I'll tell you for sure when she sobers up and straightens out . . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted March 12, 2014 Well, I was sitting down enjoying my breakfast this AM when a half dozen hogs thundered to a halt in my drive and tossed a trussed up bint at my feet. The biggest guy, the one wearing a Sgt at Arms patch on his cutoffs says to me "Ya know this bitch?" "Er, kinda mate" I replied "WTF has she done now?" "Well" he said " she gave five of our prospects the claps, beat up the Prez' old lady, cleaned us outa coke an' near as all hell burned the clubhouse down." Oh crap I thought to myself, here we go . . . Fortunately they were just happy to see the back of the dumb little slut and after we had a few beers on the verandah rode away into the distance after telling me to make sure she never came near them again. Yup, Titts has arrived in QLD. At least I'm reasonably sure it's her, I'll tell you for sure when she sobers up and straightens out . . . She probably stole his fucking camera already. :lmao: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Minh7410 0 Posted March 12, 2014 AHHH I love this idea. Wish I could have had a chance with her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankt8242 1 Posted March 13, 2014 Well, I was sitting down enjoying my breakfast this AM when a half dozen hogs thundered to a halt in my drive and tossed a trussed up bint at my feet. The biggest guy, the one wearing a Sgt at Arms patch on his cutoffs says to me "Ya know this bitch?" "Er, kinda mate" I replied "WTF has she done now?" "Well" he said " she gave five of our prospects the claps, beat up the Prez' old lady, cleaned us outa coke an' near as all hell burned the clubhouse down." Oh crap I thought to myself, here we go . . . Fortunately they were just happy to see the back of the dumb little slut and after we had a few beers on the verandah rode away into the distance after telling me to make sure she never came near them again. Yup, Titts has arrived in QLD. At least I'm reasonably sure it's her, I'll tell you for sure when she sobers up and straightens out . . . She probably stole his fucking camera already. :lmao: Perhaps we should consider an auction on this now that "Tits" has fallen upon hard times... http://www.rwg.bz/board/index.php?showtopic=73365 It would be a fitting way to help him through these rough times, in light of his past generosity here... Just sayin'...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trailboss99 994 Posted March 14, 2014 Well, I was sitting down enjoying my breakfast this AM when a half dozen hogs thundered to a halt in my drive and tossed a trussed up bint at my feet. The biggest guy, the one wearing a Sgt at Arms patch on his cutoffs says to me "Ya know this bitch?" "Er, kinda mate" I replied "WTF has she done now?" "Well" he said " she gave five of our prospects the claps, beat up the Prez' old lady, cleaned us outa coke an' near as all hell burned the clubhouse down." Oh crap I thought to myself, here we go . . . Fortunately they were just happy to see the back of the dumb little slut and after we had a few beers on the verandah rode away into the distance after telling me to make sure she never came near them again. Yup, Titts has arrived in QLD. At least I'm reasonably sure it's her, I'll tell you for sure when she sobers up and straightens out . . . She probably stole his fucking camera already. :lmao: Um, how did you know? I'll be getting it outa hock on Monday. I'm a little busy next door this weekend with da birthday and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted March 14, 2014 You might want to consider sedating her if you have to leave her alone. A half pint of gin & 3 Ambien usually will do the trick for a few hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted April 12, 2014 I'm beginning to wonder what kind of criminal enterprise the whore's got TB in? Where'd you 2 go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trailboss99 994 Posted April 14, 2014 Sorry guys, been a hell of a month here. I'll get some pics up shortly. Who gets the bint next? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
