Gazillionaire 0 Posted March 14, 2012 Who has tits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted March 14, 2012 I just had a call from her. The little tramp hooked up with a couple carnival workers just before she left Canada. Go figure. She's apologized and is headed to kolchak as we speak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seclark007 11 Posted March 14, 2012 I believe that there may actually be a warrant out for her arrest... Just before she left, she got into my booze: then my cigars: and finally the gun locker: And that was the last I saw of her.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tesmith2112 0 Posted March 14, 2012 Nice taste in single malts. I'm a Macallan man myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seclark007 11 Posted March 14, 2012 Life is too short not to enjoy a good single malt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luthier 1 Posted March 14, 2012 Somebody stole Migliore strap and sold it for a bottle of fake single malt. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gazillionaire 0 Posted March 19, 2012 Has Tits been sold in to sexual slavery? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Shopper 5,887 Posted March 19, 2012 Time to get Tits out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kolchak 17 Posted March 19, 2012 Tits arrived 2 days go looking hot and laying seductively on the pillow in her fashionable cherry box. She had two supple, sexy outfits already but I let her slip into a Donerix iguana & took her for a spin around town yesterday. More to come... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luthier 1 Posted March 19, 2012 Tits, meet Porsche. Porsche - meet Tits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gazillionaire 0 Posted March 19, 2012 Get her a strap designed by Jimmy Choo and I'm sure she'll stay with you forever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luthier 1 Posted March 19, 2012 Try Hermes, you'll get free blowjob every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted March 19, 2012 Well well. Our little tramp sobered up long enough to make it to Maryland to visit with kolchak. She's now sporting some new panties but be careful, you don't want to get stains on that Donerix. If you're going to take her out for a bit, keep an eye on her. She tends to wander off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kolchak 17 Posted March 20, 2012 I found out an hour after she arrived that she's a squirter. Using protection from here on with tnis tramp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted March 26, 2012 5 days have now gone by since "Tits" arrived in Maryland and (as usual) I'm sure she's been a bad influence on the kolchak family. kolchak will probably end up divorced & in need of some serious therapy. You must exercise extreme caution when she's visiting as she's been known to cast some bad "mojo" on those not familiar with her dark side. On the other hand, there are those like crossbones who are completely devoid of morals and remain unaffected by her. Lets hope kolchak is surviving the visit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kolchak 17 Posted March 26, 2012 unfortunately or fortunately I've been too busy to show tits around Wash DC. I did manage to take her to my gun club yesterday but she wasn't very happy because guns and alcohol don't mix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted April 3, 2012 Apparently "Tits" wasn't very happy not being served alcohol at kolchak's gun club & insisted she be taken for a few drinks on the way back. Unfortunately, she ran into a few "ladies" she didn't quite get along with and said a few things about ones sexual orientation. Naturally a few words were exchanged and off they went!. The scene degenerated into a "cat fight" that lasted for a bit. Just long enough to get to get this shot. "Tits" of course never spilled a drop! What a trooper! Well she's going to be headed off to Florida for a visit with delaforce, Richard Miami, & P4GTR. We're really counting on seeing some Florida boobies for the last part of the US tour. Good luck guys we're all counting on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted April 3, 2012 I am sure we can count on some boobies in Florida, right Dan & Richard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted April 3, 2012 I am sure we can count on some boobies in Florida, right Dan & Richard? Boobies in South Beach????? Let me look around and see if I can find some....... oh wait.. here are a few Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kolchak 17 Posted April 3, 2012 tits looking good wearing a rep asso strap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLaForce 2 Posted April 12, 2012 Tits arrived in SRQ safe and sound, its going to be an interesting few days as I'm taking tits to the theatre where she will no doubt be making her debut at the opera house, no poles here I'm afraid , she's in for a touch of class Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted April 12, 2012 No worries del - I will remove any class and refinement you give her once she gets to Miami! Enjoy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brim 0 Posted April 12, 2012 Employee? What kinda business you running? Exactly what I was thinking. I am amazed that this is going so well. We tried to do this as a promotion on the bicycle forums with just a damn Livestrong bracelet that was going to be ridden all over the world. It made it about six people deep before it disappeared forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
