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I'm confused.

 

Look, it's quite simple really. Baldrick is a JohnG sock puppet, along with the likes of Onze, Flashheart and zachthebarber. Greenhat and Balad entered into a civil partnership and now spend their time in a shed sharing made up war stories and heavy duty antipsychotic medication and TTK never existed, it was all just a bad dream.

 

 

I think I'm beginning to understand. I'm not comfortable & a bit disturbed. But I'm beginning to understand. Thank You.

 

Actually you are Greg-R.

 

I'm Greg and so's my wife!

 

 

Nope you are Col.

 

Well that would explain the corks hanging from my at and the dodgy shorts.

 

 

Yep.

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

 

No, Pearl packed in the singing, she made more money with her husband Dean making those ads for the cinema.

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

 

Where else?

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

 

 

Where did I say Fuck you?

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

Me and Onze are here because we are postwhore buddies but its not our fault the monkey started it.

O and nice to see you Aren....

 

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

Me and Onze are here because we are postwhore buddies but its not our fault the monkey started it.

O and nice to see you Aren....

 

1%20flowers.gif

Where did you say "Fuck You" ???

You just did, but...

It is the nestwhoring I am referring to...Onze you impetuous tart.

You dance around with your post whoring buddy Scorpion like a saucy antelope :lol:

 

Hi Scorpion...:) Nice to see you too !!!

Onze pretends to try to steal my heart and then whores around...

Scorp...Onze taught the monkey everything he knows.

 

:rofl:

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

Me and Onze are here because we are postwhore buddies but its not our fault the monkey started it.

O and nice to see you Aren....

 

1%20flowers.gif

Where did you say "Fuck You" ???

You just did, but...

It is the nestwhoring I am referring to...Onze you impetuous tart.

You dance around with your post whoring buddy Scorpion like a saucy antelope :lol:

 

Hi Scorpion... :) Nice to see you too !!!

Onze pretends to try to steal my heart and then whores around...

Scorp...Onze taught the monkey everything he knows.

 

:rofl:

 

 

Jeeez girl, you said " Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT" and that's why my question where did I say Fuck you? And yes we are saucy antelopes for a cougar. :P

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Back to confused.

 

 

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

Me and Onze are here because we are postwhore buddies but its not our fault the monkey started it.

O and nice to see you Aren....

 

1%20flowers.gif

Where did you say "Fuck You" ???

You just did, but...

It is the nestwhoring I am referring to...Onze you impetuous tart.

You dance around with your post whoring buddy Scorpion like a saucy antelope :lol:

 

Hi Scorpion... :) Nice to see you too !!!

Onze pretends to try to steal my heart and then whores around...

Scorp...Onze taught the monkey everything he knows.

 

:rofl:

 

 

Jeeez girl, you said " Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT" and that's why my question where did I say Fuck you? And yes we are saucy antelopes for a cougar. :P

 

:hehehe: I'll send my sister. When she was 51 she married an 18 year old.

She is the cougar in our family.

:P

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

Me and Onze are here because we are postwhore buddies but its not our fault the monkey started it.

O and nice to see you Aren....

 

1%20flowers.gif

Where did you say "Fuck You" ???

You just did, but...

It is the nestwhoring I am referring to...Onze you impetuous tart.

You dance around with your post whoring buddy Scorpion like a saucy antelope :lol:

 

Hi Scorpion... :) Nice to see you too !!!

Onze pretends to try to steal my heart and then whores around...

Scorp...Onze taught the monkey everything he knows.

 

:rofl:

 

 

Jeeez girl, you said " Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT" and that's why my question where did I say Fuck you? And yes we are saucy antelopes for a cougar. :P

 

:hehehe: I'll send my sister. When she was 51 she married an 18 year old.

She is the cougar in our family.

:P

 

Or is it a cougar family? :P

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

Me and Onze are here because we are postwhore buddies but its not our fault the monkey started it.

O and nice to see you Aren....

 

1%20flowers.gif

Where did you say "Fuck You" ???

You just did, but...

It is the nestwhoring I am referring to...Onze you impetuous tart.

You dance around with your post whoring buddy Scorpion like a saucy antelope :lol:

 

Hi Scorpion... :) Nice to see you too !!!

Onze pretends to try to steal my heart and then whores around...

Scorp...Onze taught the monkey everything he knows.

 

:rofl:

 

 

Jeeez girl, you said " Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT" and that's why my question where did I say Fuck you? And yes we are saucy antelopes for a cougar. :P

 

:hehehe: I'll send my sister. When she was 51 she married an 18 year old.

She is the cougar in our family.

:P

 

Or is it a cougar family? :P

 

No, just my sister. If she travels to Holland, I will call to warn the Dutch she is coming.

 

:rofl:

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I've heard of Ginger Baker....................but who's George Baker?

 

Inspector Wexford to you. A proper policeman, you won't catch him loitering around an airport toilet.

 

So Inspector Wexford's a singer?..................I thought that was Pearl...........

And is Pearl loitering around an airport toilet??

 

Yes, looking for her necklace.....

In the mens room?

Thats 4 words not 3 stop cheating. Or is this the wrong thread, or a hoax?

 

 

It had to be 4 words for the bonus points.

Oke let you off

1%20grin.gif

 

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeej

 

Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT....and why are you nestwhoring here???

 

Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk !

 

:lol:

Me and Onze are here because we are postwhore buddies but its not our fault the monkey started it.

O and nice to see you Aren....

 

1%20flowers.gif

Where did you say "Fuck You" ???

You just did, but...

It is the nestwhoring I am referring to...Onze you impetuous tart.

You dance around with your post whoring buddy Scorpion like a saucy antelope :lol:

 

Hi Scorpion... :) Nice to see you too !!!

Onze pretends to try to steal my heart and then whores around...

Scorp...Onze taught the monkey everything he knows.

 

:rofl:

 

 

Jeeez girl, you said " Onze, you are confused. This isn't TFYT" and that's why my question where did I say Fuck you? And yes we are saucy antelopes for a cougar. :P

 

:hehehe: I'll send my sister. When she was 51 she married an 18 year old.

She is the cougar in our family.

:P

 

Or is it a cougar family? :P

 

No, just my sister. If she travels to Holland, I will call to warn the Dutch she is coming.

 

:rofl:

 

The Durch aren't easily afraid for any cougar. :P

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What The Fuck? seriously, what the fuck??????????????

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