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Cyril_Clunge

Who wants a Hublot?

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onionbag

Not me...I gave my rep away. He's not giving that one away though. ;)

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Cyril_Clunge

I just phoned him :rofl:

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onionbag

What did he say?...No let me guess...er...." Hello, Corby travellers site.". :)

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Cyril_Clunge

Pretty much! That was before we discussed the merits of the timepiece in question, although we seemed to have differing opinions of its authenticity and value. The conversation took on a rather different tone after that, the gentleman informed me that he could trace my phone number (apparently he knows people who can do this) and would track me down and slice my face off if I reported it to eBay. I still hoped we could part as friends but I decided instead to call him a pikey cunt and laughed before concluding our verbal sparring. :D

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onionbag

I phoned him and told him you were JohnG.

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Cyril_Clunge
:rofl:

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NoahBody

:rofl:

 

That is awesome :D

Edited by NoahBody

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onionbag

Here's his number 07787963767....just in case anybody else needs it.

 

This could be an interesting thread.

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Luthier

So, will you report to eBay?

;)

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Cyril_Clunge

Reported. Now excuse me as I need to move house :D

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Luthier

:rofl:

You can run, but you can't hide...

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Cyril_Clunge

He's probably calmed down now someone is bidding on it.

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onionbag

He's probably calmed down now someone is bidding on it.

 

Only to hunt you down like a dog when it gets pulled and he loses all that lovely dosh! :D

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Cyril_Clunge

Of course you're assuming the bidder is genuine.

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onionbag

Of course you're assuming the bidder is genuine.

 

In his mind he sees....a second hand Fiesta and a week all inclusive in Benidorm...trust me he believes it's genuine. :D

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Cyril_Clunge

Well I guess he's shit out of luck then!

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onionbag

Yup!

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conx

I really enjoyed his attempts at spelling and his grasp of English grammar is a joy to behold. Perhaps school wasn't a top priority?

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jeffw69

Look at the fucking datewheel in that one pic!

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onionbag

I really enjoyed his attempts at spelling and his grasp of English grammar is a joy to behold. Perhaps school wasn't a top priority?

 

Yes, you should always check your speller and gramming before you press enter.

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Cyril_Clunge
I really enjoyed his attempts at spelling and his grasp of English grammar is a joy to behold. Perhaps school wasn't a top priority?

 

Trust me, "his mate" I spoke to had trouble speaking the language let alone writing it! I imagine the only time he's been near a school was to nick the lead off the roof.

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conx
I really enjoyed his attempts at spelling and his grasp of English grammar is a joy to behold. Perhaps school wasn't a top priority?

 

Trust me, "his mate" I spoke to had trouble speaking the language let alone writing it! I imagine the only time he's been near a school was to nick the lead off the roof.

 

I guess you don't need a command of the English language to lay tarmac on someones path who doesn't really want it!

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Cyril_Clunge

"free dag with every Hublot"

 

snatch-talkative.jpg

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jeffw69
:rofl:

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