conx 0 Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) So I was sitting in my comfortable chair last night doing what I do basically every night - browsing this forum, TD sites, gen sites, WatchUSeek etc etc. The current Mrs Conx suddenly took the iPad out of my grasping hands and told me it was confiscated as I was obsessed with watches. After explaining the error of her ways ( ) and reclaiming the said iPad it got me thinking.... Am I obsessed? What is it about watches that makes me spend hours looking at them, lusting after them and spending money I don't have with people I've never met in China just so that I can feed my habit? Is there something wrong with me or should I just divorce Mrs Conx and buy another watch with what little is left after she has bled me dry in the courts? (p.s order in process for Breitling SuperOcean Abyss - maybe she has a point ?!) Edited April 19, 2012 by conx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalboy 2 Posted April 19, 2012 WE ARE ALL DOOMED.............you especially if your having your tablet confiscated..................................you naughty boy. :suck: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Member X 91 Posted April 19, 2012 How many pairs of shoes does she have? How many handbags does she have? I don't believe there are many men out there whose watches outnumber their other half's accessories Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morris133 18 Posted April 19, 2012 I hear ya...and I'm right there with you. It's crazy and addictive. I'm saddened when there's nothing in my mailbox that's shiny and tics. And I haven't ordered anything in weeks...but still I look. I'm searching around the house for things to sell to raise money for the next Rep. That reminds me, For Sale - slightly pudgy, gently used 8 year old cat. Anyone? Free shipping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalboy 2 Posted April 19, 2012 I hear ya...and I'm right there with you. It's crazy and addictive. I'm saddened when there's nothing in my mailbox that's shiny and tics. And I haven't ordered anything in weeks...but still I look. I'm searching around the house for things to sell to raise money for the next Rep. That reminds me, For Sale - slightly pudgy, gently used 8 year old cat. Anyone? Free shipping. YOU GOT IT BAD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morris133 18 Posted April 19, 2012 I hear ya...and I'm right there with you. It's crazy and addictive. I'm saddened when there's nothing in my mailbox that's shiny and tics. And I haven't ordered anything in weeks...but still I look. I'm searching around the house for things to sell to raise money for the next Rep. That reminds me, For Sale - slightly pudgy, gently used 8 year old cat. Anyone? Free shipping. YOU GOT IT BAD. I believe there is heroin in the Chinese Stainless Steel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edgley 0 Posted April 19, 2012 Don't you have to be a trader to advertise on here even if its just 8 year old pussy you are offering? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalboy 2 Posted April 19, 2012 USED !!!!!!! 8 year old pussy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morris133 18 Posted April 19, 2012 USED !!!!!!! 8 year old pussy. :lmao: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greg_r 81 Posted April 19, 2012 I'm sorry, but 8 year-old pussy is illegal. She has to be at least 16 before you can sell her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kwatch 0 Posted April 19, 2012 I'm sorry, but 8 year-old pussy is illegal. She has to be at least 16 before you can sell her. :lmao: :lmao: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita Fanjita 1,792 Posted April 19, 2012 I'm sorry, but 8 year-old pussy is illegal. She has to be at least 16 before you can sell her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalboy 2 Posted April 19, 2012 I'm sorry, but 8 year-old pussy is illegal. She has to be at least 16 before you can sell her. But still with one previous owner....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dendo 93 Posted April 19, 2012 When caught browsing watch sites - one trick is to claim you are looking at porn sites. Not sure which your wife would be more annoyed with TBH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalboy 2 Posted April 19, 2012 When caught browsing watch sites - one trick is to claim you are looking at porn sites. Not sure which your wife would be more annoyed with TBH My missus refers to this site as my porn site............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conx 0 Posted April 19, 2012 How many pairs of shoes does she have? How many handbags does she have? I don't believe there are many men out there whose watches outnumber their other half's accessories I felt this was a very valid point, so I mentioned this to her. However, I now know that she can probably kill at 20 paces with her bare tongue. I'll post another update when I get back from the hospital after having my wounds dressed ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morris133 18 Posted April 19, 2012 I'm sorry, but 8 year-old pussy is illegal. She has to be at least 16 before you can sell her. But still with one previous owner....... ...and let's not forget "gently used" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conx 0 Posted April 19, 2012 I hear ya...and I'm right there with you. It's crazy and addictive. I'm saddened when there's nothing in my mailbox that's shiny and tics. And I haven't ordered anything in weeks...but still I look. I'm searching around the house for things to sell to raise money for the next Rep. That reminds me, For Sale - slightly pudgy, gently used 8 year old cat. Anyone? Free shipping. By the way - I'll take the pussy. It might the only pussy I'll be getting for a while ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markeym3 2 Posted April 19, 2012 8 year old pussy !! its the "slightly pudgey gently used bit" that worries me ..... pussy aside ,,, the watch thing for me is the technical facination and the "how do they build it for that" side of things too ,,, I am loving alll the technical guys on here who tinker and mod ,, nice work ,, also the fantastic pics that appear ,,, nice one guys keep it going ... now time for pussy and a cup of tea ,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalboy 2 Posted April 19, 2012 I hear ya...and I'm right there with you. It's crazy and addictive. I'm saddened when there's nothing in my mailbox that's shiny and tics. And I haven't ordered anything in weeks...but still I look. I'm searching around the house for things to sell to raise money for the next Rep. That reminds me, For Sale - slightly pudgy, gently used 8 year old cat. Anyone? Free shipping. By the way - I'll take the pussy. It might the only pussy I'll be getting for a while ! Oh come on.............what are you a man or a mouse ?????? let me guess your a man , but if i see a cat i'll give you a shout.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted April 19, 2012 Marriage is way overrated. Divorce is the answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
powderfreak 0 Posted April 19, 2012 If you want her to shut up, have good arguments or (much better ) drag her into it! Buy her a watch, maybe two, start occasional smalltalk about watches (without annoying her). You might be lucky and she starts discovering watches on other people's wrists - my ex did that a few times shortly before we broke up... quite funny to have a gf asking "Hey darling, wasn't that a Submariner...?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFH 0 Posted April 19, 2012 Hey, better you should be surfing watch sites and forums instead of surfing porn sites all night, right??? She should be happy that you are so conventionally obsessed! I think the thing with watches, is that for us guys, it's really the only peice of personal defining jewelry we can get away with besides our wedding rings or perhaps our university rings. Since we only get one piece to focus all of our identity, taste, style and personal flair into - the watch becomes very important for us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve227 0 Posted April 19, 2012 The trick is to have 2 sites open, this one and a holiday site or a jewellery site, If she gets too close to you, click on the other one and tell her your looking at a holiday or present. Every now and then ask her a question like "what do you think of Barbados?", switch off for the answer and get back to the important stuff. Works for me every night! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
