RWG INTERNATIONAL GTG. IN COPENHAGEN!!!!

[solkryssare 109]

if there will be snaps there will be Kinky!

 

So that's a confirmed attendance then?

 

posted next door

 

 

this is gonna be great.

 

Emil, any chance we can start rehersing the snaps drinking by next week

 

some serious training to do........ :yoda:

 

No problem

[trksh-bzr 3]

mostling, most of the folks are both really I promise you the folks that will want to attend are all good people.

[solkryssare 109]

So it's not RWG Gtg then?

 

Here it is.................Next door they call it RWI INTERNATIONAL GTG

[KinCaidk 0]

if there will be snaps there will be Kinky!

 

So that's a confirmed attendance then?

 

 

 

 

You sound like my girlfriend! I don't like to commit!!!!!!!

[trksh-bzr 3]

if there will be snaps there will be Kinky!

 

So that's a confirmed attendance then?

 

 

 

 

You sound like my Boyfriend! I don't like to commit!!!!!!!

whatever, K

[KinCaidk 0]

fuck you

[trksh-bzr 3]

that's funny. I change one word, and now you are offering me intimacy I like you more and more.

[KinCaidk 0]

I'm a slut, I know it and you know it!

[solkryssare 109]

if there will be snaps there will be Kinky!

 

So that's a confirmed attendance then?

 

 

 

 

You sound like my Boyfriend! I don't like to commit!!!!!!!

whatever, K

 

+1

[Mazz 62]

Qatar in December bump

 

[baxter 6]

Pm me if you are more or less sure

 

And I know Baxter would love to see the city where most of his home was designed

Lol I would Solk - i will have a look at flights and see if it can be done the last time i came to Cph it was a nightmare of a trip via road plane and train ( and if i remember a fucking coach as well !! ) That said it would be great to meet you everyone in person.

[KinCaidk 0]

I jpe

Pm me if you are more or less sure

 

And I know Baxter would love to see the city where most of his home was designed

Lol I would Solk - i will have a look at flights and see if it can be done the last time i came to Cph it was a nightmare of a trip via road plane and train ( and if i remember a fucking coach as well !! ) That said it would be great to meet you everyone in person.

 

 

I hope I'll never need a fucking coach

[QinetiQ 0]

Participate I shall. Count me the fack in!!!!

[solkryssare 109]

Added you are!

[trksh-bzr 3]

QQ, good to hear

[solkryssare 109]

Pm me if you are more or less sure

 

And I know Baxter would love to see the city where most of his home was designed

Lol I would Solk - i will have a look at flights and see if it can be done the last time i came to Cph it was a nightmare of a trip via road plane and train ( and if i remember a fucking coach as well !! ) That said it would be great to meet you everyone in person.

 

Things have changes my friend Now you just catch the Metro from the airport

[solkryssare 109]

Qatar in December bump

 

Who is this weirdo?

 

 

[trksh-bzr 3]

mazz, you could come here, and bring some crude grain sand for the frosty roads.........fly, eat, drink, meet the fellas, look at nice watches, make money on sand. ?? sounds good ay?

[Member X 91]

A tip for you all if you want to blend in over here. Its for both boys n' girls

 

From a local blog

 

So you want to look like a Dane? I don’t blame you. Danes are hot, so I’m going to tell you how to look just like them. I’ve taken The Meaning of Style for the last four months taught by a stylish Dane who I quote “feels uncomfortable” if he wears the same pair of shoes more than once in a month. Thus, I am qualified. Listen, learn, look Danish.

 

Step 1: Take your head and dip it in a bucket of peroxide. Go ahead, throw caution to the wind. If you accidentally dye your eyebrows, it’s a plus! You can’t look like a Dane unless your scalp burns from too much bleach. All Danes are blonde, by birth or by bottle, it doesn’t matter.

 

Step 2: If you are a girl, you must only wear your newly dyed hair in one of two ways. Lazy or lazier.

Lazy- Put your hair on the top of your head in the highest bun possible. You want people to stop on the street and ask, “Is it even gravitationally possible for her bun to be that high?” The key to this bun is to never look in the mirror after doing it. If there is bumps or chunks falling out, no sweat. You want to look like you spent all your time dying your hair and none of your time doing your hair.

 

Lazier- Do absolutely nothing with your hair. Wake up and go. At the most, part it down the middle. Your hair will look the right amount of messy and the right amount of awesome. Danes have truly magic hair.

 

 

Now, hair for the men. If you want to look like a Danish man, you need to ignore everything I just said about the girls. You must make your hair look as if you spend a minimum of five hours doing it. Hair product is your best friend. Your hairstyle MUST convince onlookers that you skipped school in order to properly gel. The more unnatural swoops, swirls and spikes, the better.

 

 

Now that you have your hair all big and rock hard to the touch, you can do one of two things: leave it the way it is or buzz the sides. The gelled hair MUST be gelled back in a very gentlemen like swoop, a very large swoop. Then you must take an electric razor and buzz short everything else on your head that is not considered part of the swoop. I searched and searched the internet and no pictures could do this ‘I can tell what country you come from even if I was only allowed to see you from the eyes up” hairstyle any justice. This Danish man is half-assing the hairstyle. Imagine more hair on top and much less hair on the sides.

 

Step 3: Put down the bag of chips that is currently in your hands as you are reading my blog in bed. Danes have Viking blood, for gosh sakes, and thus are naturally tall and ripped. You’ll need all the help you can get to fit into Danish skinny jeans.

 

Step 4: Go to your closet, put everything that is not black into a bag and burn it. If you truly want to look like a Dane, you can never wear color again. Ever. When people look in your closet, you want them to be confused. Are you really a (insert profession here) or are you really, in fact, a ninja?

 

Step 5: This is definitely the hardest rule of all. You can never look like you are coming or going from the gym again. In layman’s terms: stop looking like a slob. There is not even a word for slob in Danish because it would never be used. No more ratty grey sweatpants. No more oversized gym clothes with stains in the armpits. And worst of all, no more UGG boots. (I didn’t just look at my outfit now and describe it or anything…) If you want to look like a Dane AND you want to go to the gym to get that hot Danish bod, your gym clothes better look nicer than a non-Dane’s every day clothes. Top of the line matching Nike or Hummel only, please.

 

Step 6: Now that you know the color scheme and the no sweat pants rule, what do you actually wear? Girls first. The goal is to make your legs look as long and skinny as possible. On the top wear a bulky sweater or a structured jacket and on the bottom wear tight black skinny jeans. Your legs will look like little matchsticks.

Boys next. Your goal is to look like Waldo from Where’s Waldo but instead of red, everything needs to be black. You need tight pants (your girlfriend’s skinny jeans will work), a striped shirt, hipster thick rimmed-glasses (whether you need a prescription or not) and a beanie for when you run of out gel.

 

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Step 7: SCARF. For boys and girls both, do not dare leave your house without a large and in charge scarf. Start wearing your scarf mid-August. Stop wearing your scarf mid-June. Go to scarf withdrawal therapy in July.

 

 

Step 8: Shoe time. As a Dane, you have three options of footwear. Three and only three.

 

 

Step 9: I’m bending the rules a bit. You are allowed to wear one colored item and that item must be your backpack. Your Fjällräven backpack, to be exact. Go into a store and ask if they have Fjällräven. You’ll pronounce some word that is nowhere near correct and three Danes behind the counter will laugh for five minutes while they keep asking you to repeat the word just so they can hear it pronounced incorrectly over and over again. Not that it has ever happened to me, but just to be safe, maybe you should just order it online?

 

 

 

Step 10: This is it guys, the last step to looking like a true Dane. Wipe that smile off your face and put on an ice cold stare. If you are a Dane, you need to look unapproachable and intimidating. Avoid eye contact at all times, whether in the train or on the street. And NEVER say hi or nod at anybody that walks by, as we do in Minnesota.

 

 

Step 10 b: Once you have mastered the “Ice Queen” look, prepare to completely wipe it off your face once someone starts talking to you. Danes may not look approachable, but if you get the nerve to ask for directions or to just start a conversation, they are the freaking best. Danes are the nicest, funniest and happiest people I have ever met. (For real. Denmark is ranked the Happiest country in the world right now. The US is 26th.) So wear that death stare, but you better be all love underneath you if want to truly look (and act) like a Dane.

Guidance noted

 

 

4 people from the last year London GTG ,now we just need Luth, Amit, Andy, X and Martin

I am researching now

 

 

which airlines go there.... budget ones...

Sleazyjet flies to Copenhagen, Ryanair flies to Malmo in Sweden (with Copenhagen at the other end of the massive oversea bridge between the two cities)

 

Easyjet:

Gatwick to Copenhagen - 8th Dec - 08.00 leave, 10.55 arrive - £27.99

Copenhagen to Gatwick- 9th Dec - 3 flights from between 11.25 and 21.15 departure - £19.99 to £28.99

£9 "admin fee" on top

 

Ryanair:

Stansted to Malmo - 7th Dec - 11.25 leave, 14.15 arrive - £28.99

Malmo to Stansted - 9th Dec - 22.00 leave, 22.50 arrive - £16.00

And train between Malmo and Copenhage is about £30 return (I think)

 

Ryanair also flies from Edinburgh to Billund in Denmark, and Gothenburg City or Stockhold Skavsta in Sweden, but they would be a bit of a trek to Copenhagen.

 

 

I previously looked into staying in Copenhagen and there are some awesome hostels for very good prices, so we could always do an RWG takeover...

[Wiz 0]

Participate I shall. Count me the fack in!!!!

Great mate!! Btw, you can say fuck here.

[trksh-bzr 3]

malmö copenhagen return by train is 16quid I believe.

[Wiz 0]

4 people from the last year London GTG ,now we just need Luth, Amit, Andy, X and Martin

I am researching now

 

 

which airlines go there.... budget ones...

Sleazyjet flies to Copenhagen, Ryanair flies to Malmo in Sweden (with Copenhagen at the other end of the massive oversea bridge between the two cities)

 

Easyjet:

Gatwick to Copenhagen - 8th Dec - 08.00 leave, 10.55 arrive - £27.99

Copenhagen to Gatwick- 9th Dec - 3 flights from between 11.25 and 21.15 departure - £19.99 to £28.99

£9 "admin fee" on top

 

Ryanair:

Stansted to Malmo - 7th Dec - 11.25 leave, 14.15 arrive - £28.99

Malmo to Stansted - 9th Dec - 22.00 leave, 22.50 arrive - £16.00

And train between Malmo and Copenhage is about £30 return (I think)

 

Ryanair also flies from Edinburgh to Billund in Denmark, and Gothenburg City or Stockhold Skavsta in Sweden, but they would be a bit of a trek to Copenhagen.

 

 

I previously looked into staying in Copenhagen and there are some awesome hostels for very good prices, so we could always do an RWG takeover...

 

That's all great, but the most important is..... are you in?

[Member X 91]

I really want to be! but my finances are destroyed at the moment :(

 

Car insurance, car tax (soon), various house bills, expenses from a trip up north, various unnecessary (but necessary ) purchases for the camera and my wrist... All of them have racked up the credit card balance and depleted the bank account! :(

 

I need to get a grip and see how bad things are. I know I will be spending money I haven't really got but I really do want to come so I will see what I can do

[Wiz 0]

Just keep it on the low for a couple of months and save the money for the trip. Yiu dont need any new watch, as it won't really be about watches after all.

[solkryssare 109]

I really want to be! but my finances are destroyed at the moment :(

 

Car insurance, car tax (soon), various house bills, expenses from a trip up north, various unnecessary (but necessary ) purchases for the camera and my wrist... All of them have racked up the credit card balance and depleted the bank account! :(

 

I need to get a grip and see how bad things are. I know I will be spending money I haven't really got but I really do want to come so I will see what I can do

 

Hotel is on me if you come