BentleySharp 0 Posted November 20, 2013 Please refer to post #68 But that was posted AFTER the retina-burning. Couldn't see it....all i could see was....was...was... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banner 0 Posted November 20, 2013 i think this may help any noob Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead. Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You've made your decision then? Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I? Man in Black: Australia. Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're just stalling now. Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS! Man in Black: Then make your choice. Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets] Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything. Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours. [Vizzini and the Man in Black drink ] Man in Black: You guessed wrong. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly,his smile frozen on his face and falls to the right out of camera dead] Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BentleySharp 0 Posted November 20, 2013 Classic movie that brings back memories of getting laid by the renaisance fair belly-dancer harem girl when i was a teenager ...she would quote from that movie all the time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LightGeek 25 Posted November 21, 2013 And will everyone lay off the fucking noob, if you don't like answering noob questions the answers to which you think they should look up using search, then stop opening the fucking thread. You can give a man a fish and make him full for a day, or you can teach him how to fish and make him full for a lifetime.... Or maybe fish is just not for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Stubbs 0 Posted November 21, 2013 And will everyone lay off the fucking noob, if you don't like answering noob questions the answers to which you think they should look up using search, then stop opening the fucking thread. You can give a man a fish and make him full for a day, or you can teach him how to fish and make him full for a lifetime.... Or maybe fish is just not for him. Or you could give a man a boat and a motor, perhaps a trolling motor, to go trolling down the river. After introducing him/herself with "I am fairly new to replica and real wristwatches, I am 16, and my dad collects authentic watches such as rolex's. I am 16 and want a nice brand watch" mjmayerman is closing in on 20 posts and 3 topics in under 24 hours, the last title including "if you are a troll leave". At this rate mjm will be an advanced poster in no time at all. But I say there's a chain being yanked here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cucumber 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Just to add, Narikaa is a great choice for someone starting out - the perfect seller for noobs! Good luck and let us know what you decide on! hes been awesome I think aeveryone should start with nakiraa when they are starting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seikotic 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Since your dad collect gen rolex... Ask him to give you one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnG 41 Posted November 21, 2013 Just to add, Narikaa is a great choice for someone starting out - the perfect seller for noobs! Good luck and let us know what you decide on! hes been awesome I think aeveryone should start with nakiraa when they are starting What did you get finally? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chavezzito 121 Posted November 21, 2013 Just to add, Narikaa is a great choice for someone starting out - the perfect seller for noobs! Good luck and let us know what you decide on! hes been awesome I think aeveryone should start with nakiraa when they are starting What did you get finally? Claps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cucumber 0 Posted November 21, 2013 Just to add, Narikaa is a great choice for someone starting out - the perfect seller for noobs! Good luck and let us know what you decide on! hes been awesome I think aeveryone should start with nakiraa when they are starting What did you get finally? get what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnG 41 Posted November 21, 2013 Just to add, Narikaa is a great choice for someone starting out - the perfect seller for noobs! Good luck and let us know what you decide on! hes been awesome I think aeveryone should start with nakiraa when they are starting What did you get finally? get what? What watch? . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
