Monty010 1 Posted May 15, 2014 Too bad you won't be there as you'll, again, miss all the fun... Yeah.....just my bad luck.....the prospect of missing "the best GTG......EVER".......trawling the hooker haunts and lager lairs of Amsterdam.....organised by a 20 yr old potless spotty arsed oik fills me with sorrow.......but not as much as the alacrity engendered by my self-imposed absence from the fun...frolics and impoverished festivities that you Dutchies wallow in.....to while the evening away engaged in good-humoured camaraderie and conviviality..oh...lack-a-day....and woe is me........if I only had 5 Euro to cover the drink and food.......a veritable ..nay.. a palatial party of pulchritudinous badinage would be had by one and all........and....for the King's ransom and princely sum of only 5 Euro.......just 5 ...I have to repeat it to myself it is so utterly incalculable and unbelievable. .......5 Euro....again.....damn that Lady Luck........she never truly smiles upon me :( ignorance is bliss....Right Baldrick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 15, 2014 WHAAAAT !!!!!!!!...........you mean there are other cities besides Amshterdam in der Nederlande.............when did thish happen.....shurely shome mishtake.........!!!! I really am shorry I'll mish it......shounds az though it might be fun........tho' not as funny as a room-ful of Ethel Mermans trying to pronounce 'squirrel'.......now........that's entertainment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 15, 2014 ignorance is bliss....Right Baldrick? Sorry....I'm ill-equipped to answer that.......that's a question for those with single digit IQs......Stuttery will be along in a moment....he can answer that.....no point in asking Joran.....he's in a negative equity situation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuvetjee 17 Posted May 15, 2014 Kaassoufflé and Frikandel that´s the reason why it´s always so unhealthy for me to visit a friend who is studying psychology in Groningen. Kaassouffleé its soo good Joran! we need those saturday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted May 15, 2014 From prevous experience I would've expected the shitfest to escalate right around the page 25 mark. 'guess the past just isn't what it used to be... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted May 15, 2014 ignorance is bliss....Right Baldrick? Sorry....I'm ill-equipped to answer that.......that's a question for those with single digit IQs......Stuttery will be along in a moment....he can answer that.....no point in asking in Joran.....he's in a negative equity situation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 15, 2014 It's hard work Kleen.......especially when the material you're given to work with is so poor.....not to mention that their feelings are so precious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted May 15, 2014 It's hard work Kleen.......especially when the material you're given to work with is so poor.....not to mention that their feelings are so precious I doubt you'll get much decent material today Baldy. There's a national fast food workers strike today in the US. Got to man the picket lines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuvetjee 17 Posted May 15, 2014 It's hard work Kleen.......especially when the material you're given to work with is so poor.....not to mention that their feelings are so precious yeah mostly old tools. Almost time for your blood pressure pill gramps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadPickle 2,754 Posted May 15, 2014 From prevous experience I would've expected the shitfest to escalate right around the page 25 mark. 'guess the past just isn't what it used to be... True^^^that, the thread is awash with dullards, dimwits and bandwagoners. surely there's a GH sock to prevent this thread from tapering off................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 15, 2014 Almost time for your blood pressure pill gramps @Kleen....see what I mean ........synapses firing on one cylinder...... you live in hope that some witticism or spark of original sarcasm manifests itself......and this is what you get.....surely there must be an EU ruling on this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuvetjee 17 Posted May 15, 2014 Almost time for your blood pressure pill gramps @Kleen....see what I mean ........synapses firing on one cylinder...... you live in hope that some witticism or spark of original sarcasm manifests itself......and this is what you get.....surely there must be an EU ruling on this :rofl: atleast you got a story tonight at dinner with granny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DR3M3L 4 Posted May 15, 2014 WHAAAAT !!!!!!!!...........you mean there are other cities beside Amsterdam in the Netherlands.............when did this happen.....surely some mistake.........!!!! I really am sorry I'll mis it......sounds as though it might be fun........though not as funny as a room full of Ethel Mermans trying to pronounce 'squirrel'.......now........that's entertainment I just fixed some spelling mistakes for you, just like you always do to others.... ignorance is bliss....Right Baldrick? Sorry....I'm ill-equipped to answer that.......that's a question for those with single digit IQs......Stuttery will be along in a moment....he can answer that.....no point in asking in Joran.....he's in a negative equity situation Is that all? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 15, 2014 Thanksh for that ....if only you could fix it that my earsh didn't hear the shibilance alsho....that would be great....however please refain from any vague notion that you might box them......a watch-shmith shouldn't exsheed hish capabilitiesh.... No.........thish just in ....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monty010 1 Posted May 15, 2014 Finaly something I understand. Thank you :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zinnboy 0 Posted May 15, 2014 WHAAAAT !!!!!!!!...........you mean there are other cities beside Amsterdam in the Netherlands.............when did this happen.....surely some mistake.........!!!! I really am sorry I'll mis it......sounds as though it might be fun........though not as funny as a room full of Ethel Mermans trying to pronounce 'squirrel'.......now........that's entertainment I just fixed some spelling mistakes for you, just like you always do to others.... ignorance is bliss....Right Baldrick? Sorry....I'm ill-equipped to answer that.......that's a question for those with single digit IQs......Stuttery will be along in a moment....he can answer that.....no point in asking in Joran.....he's in a negative equity situation Is that all? LOL. Page 27 cmon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 15, 2014 Finaly something I understand. Thank you :P My pleasure Sir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plankton 1 Posted May 15, 2014 People telling me what color strap goes with "MY" watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loiidol 0 Posted May 15, 2014 Don't ever wear your watch on your right hand, that's for chicks. But...but..... I am left-handed :Cry: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monty010 1 Posted May 15, 2014 Don't ever wear your watch on your right hand, that's for chicks. But...but..... I am left-handed :Cry: so am i. And I still wear lefty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuvetjee 17 Posted May 15, 2014 Thanksh for that ....if only you could fix it that my earsh didn't hear the shibilance alsho....that would be great....however please refain from any vague notion that you might box them......a watch-shmith shouldn't exsheed hish capabilitiesh.... No.........thish just in ....... Thanks for putting so much effort in that pic. Finally you contributed something to the forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 15, 2014 Ohh....no need to thank me.....it required hardly any effort at all......on the other hand....for you it might prove a bridge too far..... Did you notice that I shtructured that shentence sho that you wouldn't shpit all over your bib when muttering it to yourshelf.......I'm a thoughtful guy that way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DR3M3L 4 Posted May 15, 2014 Ohh....no need to thank me..... Why not? That's what you like, not? Getting compliments? It's all you live for! Don't wave it away like it's nothing to you, you're enjoying it! it required hardly any effort at all...... Making a pic like that on your age....... Not much effort? You must be a super-hero-but-still-grumpy-grandfather. on the other hand.... The one you rub yourself with? for you it might prove a bridge too far..... We love bridges in The Netherlands, did you know Dutchies build most bridges in your country too? Must feel really safe for you when walking (strumbling?) over a bridge. Did you notice that I shtructured that shentence sho that you wouldn't shpit all over your bib when muttering it to yourshelf....... You may have structured your sentence... It's still shit to me...... What happened to your "Oh my english is so damn well and yours suck" attitude? I'm a thoughtful guy that way Your sarcasm is bigger then your ego this time...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 72 Posted May 15, 2014 almost there.... 30+ pages Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 15, 2014 What was it you were saying to me about 'quotes'.......... you're very precious. ......aren't you Are you a watch-smith.....yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
