Baldrick 1 Posted May 14, 2014 Sorry......if you crave indulgence......best turn to Carlotta the Camel........I don't do 'indulgence'........now you're either a bold fellow...or all mouth and trousers.....I'm certain of which......but I'm happy to let you confirm it........suffice to say......I'm not going to set you some impossible challenge......a simple one where you AND your wife may benefit ...s' easy peasy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conex 0 Posted May 14, 2014 You see, this is why so many people on here think you're a total dick. You can't not have a little snipe at every given opportunity. Not being a gambler doesn't mean you're not bold you tit. And seriously, the constant full stop thing is as annoying as your constant quoting line by line thing. So, being a non gambler, I will leave it this time. But thanks for confirming that you really are a complete plum. Now let's get back on topic shall we. You're boring me...............again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pseudonym 0 Posted May 14, 2014 How the fuck did I miss this thread? Talk about farting in a elevator... Andman would be proud of you all for the use of ellipsis here gents... Keep up the handbags - very entertaining. On topic, I wear my watch on the left, I wear what I want with what I want when I want. I'll wear a sports model with a suit, I will/won't match my belt and so and so forth... Who the fuck cares? All this bullshit is subjective. If that makes me a dick; so be it. I'm a happy, content dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted May 14, 2014 I just wanted to know what the wager would'uv entailed :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 72 Posted May 14, 2014 please match Looth the Mooth's 30 pages of fun please :pray: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted May 14, 2014 please match Looth the Mooth's 30 pages of fun please :pray: BTW that ended up in the wasteland. Malaka. I really thought that one would go to at least 50 pages... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 14, 2014 Well......you'll never know now James......you've just witnessed the usual method that those who are all mouth and trousers use.......he didn't want to risk where I was leading him (plus the prospect of losing his precious)......so he resorts to his only option......tells me I'm boring.......he's a fud-fingerer......happy to play along right up until I put the tip in.....then.....ohhh wait...this might hurt You can't not have a little snipe at every given opportunity No...only when you're around.....it's all too easy to rattle your play-pen. And seriously, the constant full stop thing is as annoying as your constant quoting line by line thing. Oh joy... So, being a non gambler S'funny...me too....I'm a betting man...but I never gamble I will leave it this time Ahhh......once again.....I smell shiiite !!! You're boring me...............again. Why by not "indulging" you Small man...small man syndrome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conex 0 Posted May 14, 2014 Well......you'll never know now James......you've just witnessed the usual method that those who are all mouth and trousers use.......he didn't want to risk where I was leading him (plus the prospect of losing his precious)......so he resorts to his only option......tells me I'm boring.......he's a pussy......happy to play along right up until I put the tip in.....then.....ohhh wait...this might hurt Bell end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadPickle 2,755 Posted May 14, 2014 So Mr B, back to the challenge?? What did you have in mind? Some form of interweb "paper-scissors-stone" perhaps?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted May 14, 2014 Pretty sure the only thing missing from this thread is a little bit of squid porn... And RWG normality is achieved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 72 Posted May 14, 2014 So Mr B, back to the challenge?? What did you have in mind? Some form of interweb "paper-scissors-stone" perhaps?? or apparently rock-paper-scissors per the Muricans james- that is octopus porn, not squid... dummy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted May 14, 2014 ..ehh....hang on: If taking a bet without knowing the premises of the bet is what this is about, I'd be more than willing to propose a bet. Several, infact, come to think of it....;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted May 14, 2014 Any takers for the challenge...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted May 14, 2014 So Mr B, back to the challenge?? What did you have in mind? Some form of interweb "paper-scissors-stone" perhaps?? or apparently rock-paper-scissors per the Muricans james- that is octopus porn, not squid... dummy cephalopod porn Nazi :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadPickle 2,755 Posted May 14, 2014 Any takers for the challenge...? Stakes??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted May 14, 2014 Any takers for the challenge...? I challenge you to scissors paper rock. You post first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted May 14, 2014 Any takers for the challenge...? Stakes??? Anything, really - up to the point where you will be ruined...:-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 14, 2014 Bell end. Thank you for correcting me....you are indeed a bell-end.....not a fud fingerer...that was remiss of me...and quite cruel ...please say I don't have to thank you for correcting me...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................please...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 14, 2014 @ James.....you really wanna know what the challenge was ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chats 1 Posted May 14, 2014 ok lets open another can of worms while we are at it opinion nato straps and suit......GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DR3M3L 4 Posted May 14, 2014 S'funny...me too....I'm a betting man...but I never gamble And that's just because you can't take your losses as a real men does. Only able to place a bet, but a real gamble is way too much for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted May 14, 2014 Ok........the challenge would have been ( and remember I was going to issue this challenge on OPEN forum fo9r all members to see...not by PM etc etc, )... Conehead insists he's his own man.....and doesn't have to kow-tow to anyone.....ergo......my challenge would have been... 1. He books a flight to London within the next 48 hours......cheap flight from the sand-pit...wot?....... £250-300.! 2. I'll book him a room at the hotel of his choice in London.....Dorchester / Waldorf Astoria / or any boutique hotel he chooses......with evening meal for he and his wife.....at my expense. 3. If he achieves the objective....I gift him my Breguet and he retains his GMT......he proves me wrong. 4. If he doesn't achieve it....I take his GMT and cofirm he's all mouth and trousers and NOT his own man. I'm not a gambling man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conex 0 Posted May 14, 2014 Well......you'll never know now James......you've just witnessed the usual method that those who are all mouth and trousers use.......he didn't want to risk where I was leading him (plus the prospect of losing his precious)......so he resorts to his only option......tells me I'm boring.......he's a fud-fingerer......happy to play along right up until I put the tip in.....then.....ohhh wait...this might hurt You can't not have a little snipe at every given opportunity No...only when you're around.....it's all too easy to rattle your play-pen. And seriously, the constant full stop thing is as annoying as your constant quoting line by line thing. Oh joy... So, being a non gambler S'funny...me too....I'm a betting man...but I never gamble I will leave it this time Ahhh......once again.....I smell shiiite !!! You're boring me...............again. Why by not "indulging" you Small man...small man syndrome And he's back to quoting line by line. Here's an easy one for you Baldprick: Go Jump Off A Bridge And some added full stops for you, sad little man.............................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted May 14, 2014 I'd personally have incorporated juggling in there somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
