peter 0 Posted September 17, 2010 Thinking about this post from my lamborghini watch discussion 10 Concept Watches, what would you like your watch to do if it could do anything? I'll start off with a boring suggestion: Time machine - it can take you to any place and point in time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greg_r 85 Posted September 17, 2010 Tell me the winning numbers of tonight's Euromillions lottery? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pollux1 3 Posted September 17, 2010 I'm gonna skip the bring world peace yada yada and go straight for blowjobs on demand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira 0 Posted September 17, 2010 I'm gonna skip the bring world peace yada yada and go straight for blowjobs on demand. i allready have that... so i take the world peace thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mondeov6 0 Posted September 17, 2010 I would like them all to turn into gen's just by saying.....! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted September 17, 2010 Tell me the winning numbers of tonight's Euromillions lottery? ..too late, I've already picked them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyB 0 Posted September 17, 2010 Tell me the winning numbers of tonight's Euromillions lottery? ..too late, I've already picked them... I thought you'd be visiting the Pope... :damn_the_colonials: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peter 0 Posted September 17, 2010 I went to see him earlier today around Westminster. Me and my mates thought it would be fun to dress up like him but people seemed to take offence to that. I thought imitation was the sincerest form of flattery?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GC 4,554 Posted September 17, 2010 if my watch could do anything... PRINT MONEY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PatronSaintofChainsaws 1 Posted September 17, 2010 With so many project watches in mid-completion, "telling time" would be an elusive ability worth attaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turnipz 0 Posted September 17, 2010 I'm gonna skip the bring world peace yada yada and go straight for blowjobs on demand. i allready have that... so i take the world peace thing How do you get so flexible? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira 0 Posted September 17, 2010 I'm gonna skip the bring world peace yada yada and go straight for blowjobs on demand. i allready have that... so i take the world peace thing How do you get so flexible? i work as a pimp in spare time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyB 0 Posted September 18, 2010 I went to see him earlier today around Westminster. Me and my mates thought it would be fun to dress up like him but people seemed to take offence to that. I'd guess that some people still remember the blitz. Nice salute. Old habits die hard, Herr Ratzinger. With so many project watches in mid-completion, "telling time" would be an elusive ability worth attaining. +7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luthier 1 Posted September 18, 2010 About wishes... A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke..." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same..." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress.. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall CHICK with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tick tock 0 Posted September 18, 2010 About wishes... A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke..." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same..." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress.. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall CHICK with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say..." :jingoism: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prestigewatchco 2 Posted September 18, 2010 i would be happy if my Rolex would keep time better than an Asian 21j!! I would also be happy if my mobile phones worked everywhere rather than take pictures and play tunes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Member X 91 Posted September 18, 2010 lol Satellite phone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spboudart 0 Posted September 18, 2010 I already have millions, blowjobs on demands, etc... Don't care about world peace... But right now I'll have a coffee. Yeah that's it I'd love to have a wtch that could do a nice expresso every time I need one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greg_r 85 Posted September 18, 2010 Yeah that's it I'd love to have a wtch that could do a nice expresso every time I need one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GC 4,554 Posted September 19, 2010 Yeah that's it I'd love to have a wtch that could do a nice expresso every time I need one. ... so that's what all that shit is for, now it makes total sense! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
