Chavezzito 121 Posted February 26, 2015 I am starting to like this place, very meme heavy Oh hell no! Did you just post a wristie and skipped showing us the watch?? Send the mob!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 26, 2015 Consider yourself one lucky dude; Cyril is still on his second cuppa java and engaged in reading the "A beautiful Baboon" section... Just so we are absolutely clear I was joking. I do not actually want anyone to eat shit... OK, I really think he's getting it. I vote to have his post count at least re-set to somewhere near 0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 26, 2015 Consider yourself one lucky dude; Cyril is still on his second cuppa java and engaged in reading the "A beautiful Baboon" section... Just so we are absolutely clear I was joking. I do not actually want anyone to eat shit... As your attorney, I will tell you that will not stand in RWG-court! What did you mean then? What did you want them to eat? I was just trying have a bit of fun... Line drawn at repeatedly saying fuck. Duly noted As your attorney I will say that your best way out of this predicament is too 'win the hearts' of the RWG lynch-mob. Now, there are several ways you can do this: 1'st resort is normally (usually) a whole-hearted excuse, written in the form of a haiku. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 26, 2015 Consider yourself one lucky dude; Cyril is still on his second cuppa java and engaged in reading the "A beautiful Baboon" section... Just so we are absolutely clear I was joking. I do not actually want anyone to eat shit... As your attorney, I will tell you that will not stand in RWG-court! What did you mean then? What did you want them to eat? I was just trying have a bit of fun... Line drawn at repeatedly saying fuck. Duly noted No, no, no. Shit is equally as acceptable as Fuck. Now placement and audience CAN sometimes be critical Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 26, 2015 I am starting to like this place, very meme heavy Oh hell no! Did you just post a wristie and skipped showing us the watch?? Send the mob!!! Just a lazy 007 seiko, got it off amazon via Japan last week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 26, 2015 Consider yourself one lucky dude; Cyril is still on his second cuppa java and engaged in reading the "A beautiful Baboon" section... Just so we are absolutely clear I was joking. I do not actually want anyone to eat shit... OK, I really think he's getting it. I vote to have his post count at least re-set to somewhere near 0. Woe, Devil offspring! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chavezzito 121 Posted February 26, 2015 I am starting to like this place, very meme heavy Oh hell no! Did you just post a wristie and skipped showing us the watch?? Send the mob!!! Just a lazy 007 seiko, got it off amazon via Japan last week. See...lucky you that I saw it, there is a Mod called Mazz...(he loves me by the way), he is chairman of the Seiko club here and he looooooves the 007's! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 26, 2015 Consider yourself one lucky dude; Cyril is still on his second cuppa java and engaged in reading the "A beautiful Baboon" section... Just so we are absolutely clear I was joking. I do not actually want anyone to eat shit... As your attorney, I will tell you that will not stand in RWG-court! What did you mean then? What did you want them to eat? I was just trying have a bit of fun... Line drawn at repeatedly saying fuck. Duly noted As your attorney I will say that your best way out of this predicament is too 'win the hearts' of the RWG lynch-mob. Now, there are several ways you can do this: 1'st resort is normally (usually) a whole-hearted excuse, written in the form of a haiku. Yes, a haiku and all will be forgiven. Of course, you have to decide for yourself if Fuck is or is not appropriate in a haiku...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 Consider yourself one lucky dude; Cyril is still on his second cuppa java and engaged in reading the "A beautiful Baboon" section... Just so we are absolutely clear I was joking. I do not actually want anyone to eat shit... As your attorney, I will tell you that will not stand in RWG-court! What did you mean then? What did you want them to eat? I was just trying have a bit of fun... Line drawn at repeatedly saying fuck. Duly noted As your attorney I will say that your best way out of this predicament is too 'win the hearts' of the RWG lynch-mob. Now, there are several ways you can do this: 1'st resort is normally (usually) a whole-hearted excuse, written in the form of a haiku. Will this do? Been in hospital all week with my wife and two week old son. Wife has mastitis and narrowly avoided surgery. Put my initial sensitiveness down to lack of sleep. I'm just happy the hospital has wifi! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chavezzito 121 Posted February 27, 2015 That does it for me...can't beat a man with a baby and the wife in hospital. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 27, 2015 Or perhaps a limerick would do. Let me get you started. There once was a noob from Nantucket........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RUSH2112 11 Posted February 27, 2015 Consider yourself one lucky dude; Cyril is still on his second cuppa java and engaged in reading the "A beautiful Baboon" section... Just so we are absolutely clear I was joking. I do not actually want anyone to eat shit... So what the fuck are we supposed to have for lunch then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 I'm gonna look up how to write a haiku now just for a laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 27, 2015 That's one fucking cute baby!!!! Congratulations, and get well to the wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake tits My baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 That's one fucking cute baby!!!! Congratulations, and get well to the wife. Thanks! He is rather adorable! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pseudonym 0 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake titsMy baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken Glad you cleared that up... I hate when wives have small fake tits. Congrats on the new addition. Speedy recovery to the wife & welcome. Who's making sandwiches? It would seem we are no longer eating shit.?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 27, 2015 5. 7. 5. Including a seasonal reference to nature. Baby will do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 27, 2015 As your attorney, I'll give you this advice: Haiku can be hard Sometimes you are almost there Oh, look a cupboard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake tits My baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken Your first haiku beat the hell out of your first post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchDog21 3,345 Posted February 27, 2015 Or perhaps a limerick would do. Let me get you started. There once was a noob from Nantucket........ ...who failed to read the rules and said fuck it... ( I believe we are permitted to say the F word based on previous threads) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake tits My baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken Your first haiku beat the hell out of your first post As his attorney, I concur. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake tits My baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken Your first haiku beat the hell out of your first post Am I redeemed yet? Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 27, 2015 Or perhaps a limerick would do. Let me get you started. There once was a noob from Nantucket........ ...who failed to read the rules and said fuck it... ( I believe we are permitted to say the F word based on previous threads) D'ya need an attorney? Gimme a shout. M'kay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RUSH2112 11 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake titsMy baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken This thread is worthless without pics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
