Ishmael 92 Posted February 27, 2015 Or perhaps a limerick would do. Let me get you started. There once was a noob from Nantucket........ ...who failed to read the rules and said fuck it... ( I believe we are permitted to say the F word based on previous threads) D'ya need an attorney? Gimme a shout. M'kay. What's your retainer fee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 I am starting to like this place, very meme heavy Oh hell no! Did you just post a wristie and skipped showing us the watch?? Send the mob!!! Just a lazy 007 seiko, got it off amazon via Japan last week. See...lucky you that I saw it, there is a Mod called Mazz...(he loves me by the way), he is chairman of the Seiko club here and he looooooves the 007's! It is a very nice watch, the only complaint I have is the bracelet which is very cheap feeling however I do love the jubilee style. I'm considering buying a better quality replacement but I feel my money might be better spent on a hq rep at this stage! Or perhaps a limerick would do. Let me get you started. There once was a noob from Nantucket........ ...who failed to read the rules and said fuck it... ( I believe we are permitted to say the F word based on previous threads) D'ya need an attorney? Gimme a shout. M'kay. "Better call Kleen" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchDog21 3,345 Posted February 27, 2015 Or perhaps a limerick would do. Let me get you started. There once was a noob from Nantucket........ ...who failed to read the rules and said fuck it... ( I believe we are permitted to say the F word based on previous threads) D'ya need an attorney? Gimme a shout. M'kay. My attorney is advising me yes... for a fee of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake titsMy baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken This thread is worthless without pics ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchDog21 3,345 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake tits My baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken Your first haiku beat the hell out of your first post Am I redeemed yet? Lol I think you can still save yourself, Say I am sorry, admit you need to read more, and LET IT GO, move on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake tits My baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken Your first haiku beat the hell out of your first post Am I redeemed yet? Lol I think you can still save yourself, Say I am sorry, admit you need to read more, and LET IT GO, move on... Check, check, check Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 27, 2015 Or perhaps a limerick would do. Let me get you started. There once was a noob from Nantucket........ ...who failed to read the rules and said fuck it... ( I believe we are permitted to say the F word based on previous threads) D'ya need an attorney? Gimme a shout. M'kay. What's your retainer fee? "If you have to ask, you can't afford it" Furthermore I only engage with clients of a certain...ehm...stature. Sorry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 92 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake titsMy baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken This thread is worthless without pics ;) Saw a Monsters Inside Me episode on implants once... watch out for aspergillus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 92 Posted February 27, 2015 Or perhaps a limerick would do. Let me get you started. There once was a noob from Nantucket........ ...who failed to read the rules and said fuck it... ( I believe we are permitted to say the F word based on previous threads) D'ya need an attorney? Gimme a shout. M'kay. What's your retainer fee? "You could buy a Silix cheapie with the money left over" Furthermore I only engage with clients of a certain...ehm...pathology. Sorry! Fixed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake titsMy baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken This thread is worthless without pics ;) Saw a Monsters Inside Me episode on implants once... watch out for aspergillus. Googled it, that's nasty! She's had them for almost 5 years so fingers crossed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake titsMy baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken This thread is worthless without pics ;) Boobies were destined to come into this thread. As it's a "scientific" pic, probably won't have to move the thread to Section 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 92 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake titsMy baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken This thread is worthless without pics ;) Boobies were destined to come into this thread. As it's a "scientific" pic, probably won't have to move the thread to Section 8 Woah Paul, that's a boobie?! Some one alert Onze that scientific boobie pics are kosher outside sec 8. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 27, 2015 Wife has big fake titsMy baby took tits off me Fuck now tits broken This thread is worthless without pics ;) Boobies were destined to come into this thread. As it's a "scientific" pic, probably won't have to move the thread to Section 8 Woah Paul, that's a boobie?! Some one alert Onze that scientific boobie pics are kosher outside sec 8. Oh God. Onze will take "scientific" to new heights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 27, 2015 I need an X-ray of a double-D. Rye now. On the double! Please.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ishmael 92 Posted February 27, 2015 I need an X-ray of a double-D. Rye now. On the double! Please.... And I'll need a bigger monitor... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt1989 0 Posted February 27, 2015 I need an X-ray of a double-D. Rye now. On the double! Please.... And I'll need a bigger monitor... Don't forget the hand lotion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted February 27, 2015 I need an X-ray of a double-D. Rye now. On the double! Please.... And I'll need a bigger monitor... Don't forget the hand lotion. You now officially fit in here perfectly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted February 27, 2015 I need an X-ray of a double-D. Rye now. On the double! Please.... And I'll need a bigger monitor... Don't forget the hand lotion. You now officially fit in here perfectly. Stop arse-lickin' the noobs you summabeatch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Realism 72 Posted February 27, 2015 5k usd for my clean account... paypal gift only Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted February 27, 2015 Matt - the thread is a lot of fun. But we have an NSFW rule here. Boobies go in Section 8 only. Rather than move the thread, I have deleted the boob pics. Please do not repost them or I will shit can the thread. Carry on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plankton 1 Posted February 27, 2015 Hmmmm, popular thread about little? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchDog21 3,345 Posted February 27, 2015 Hmmmm, popular thread about little? and for over 14 hours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
