Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hublot-Big-Bang-44mm-/320881393463 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted April 5, 2012 Not me...I gave my rep away. He's not giving that one away though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 I just phoned him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted April 5, 2012 What did he say?...No let me guess...er...." Hello, Corby travellers site.". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 Pretty much! That was before we discussed the merits of the timepiece in question, although we seemed to have differing opinions of its authenticity and value. The conversation took on a rather different tone after that, the gentleman informed me that he could trace my phone number (apparently he knows people who can do this) and would track me down and slice my face off if I reported it to eBay. I still hoped we could part as friends but I decided instead to call him a pikey cunt and laughed before concluding our verbal sparring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted April 5, 2012 I phoned him and told him you were JohnG. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoahBody 0 Posted April 5, 2012 (edited) That is awesome Edited April 5, 2012 by NoahBody Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted April 5, 2012 Here's his number 07787963767....just in case anybody else needs it. This could be an interesting thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luthier 1 Posted April 5, 2012 So, will you report to eBay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 Reported. Now excuse me as I need to move house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luthier 1 Posted April 5, 2012 You can run, but you can't hide... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 He's probably calmed down now someone is bidding on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted April 5, 2012 He's probably calmed down now someone is bidding on it. Only to hunt you down like a dog when it gets pulled and he loses all that lovely dosh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 Of course you're assuming the bidder is genuine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted April 5, 2012 Of course you're assuming the bidder is genuine. In his mind he sees....a second hand Fiesta and a week all inclusive in Benidorm...trust me he believes it's genuine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 Well I guess he's shit out of luck then! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conx 0 Posted April 5, 2012 I really enjoyed his attempts at spelling and his grasp of English grammar is a joy to behold. Perhaps school wasn't a top priority? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffw69 0 Posted April 5, 2012 Look at the fucking datewheel in that one pic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted April 5, 2012 I really enjoyed his attempts at spelling and his grasp of English grammar is a joy to behold. Perhaps school wasn't a top priority? Yes, you should always check your speller and gramming before you press enter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 I really enjoyed his attempts at spelling and his grasp of English grammar is a joy to behold. Perhaps school wasn't a top priority? Trust me, "his mate" I spoke to had trouble speaking the language let alone writing it! I imagine the only time he's been near a school was to nick the lead off the roof. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
conx 0 Posted April 5, 2012 I really enjoyed his attempts at spelling and his grasp of English grammar is a joy to behold. Perhaps school wasn't a top priority? Trust me, "his mate" I spoke to had trouble speaking the language let alone writing it! I imagine the only time he's been near a school was to nick the lead off the roof. I guess you don't need a command of the English language to lay tarmac on someones path who doesn't really want it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyril_Clunge 0 Posted April 5, 2012 "free dag with every Hublot" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites