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Scorpions got major RAT trouble

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Yep - I have not be doing much posting the past week as my Virgin 60Mb broadband is dead. After all the usual waste of time phone calls all week last night I had had enough and gave them the full WFT are you doing treatment. Virgin man was on the drive tonight at 4.30pm so in I went to see what was up.

 

RATS mate, we have rats in the cable trunking and they have taken a big chunk out of your cable. Bull Shit says I but he was clearly shocked at my comment and went on to explain its a big issue and the critters love chewing the fibre optic cables. They will try to make a repair or may have to run a new cable so I shall be off line for a while. My friendly next door neighbour has kindly allowed me to access his wireless network but the signal is pretty poor due to the distance. Its like old days dial up and having to watch as a picture draws reminds me just how far technology has moved on in just a few years.

 

I am off now to hunt some rats...............little fuckers

 

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jeffw69

Rats? where do you live?

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gB.

Good luck. ;)

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Cyril_Clunge

Be careful, some of the furry faced little fuckers fire back

 

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jeffw69

That's a squirrel! :fail:

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Mystery Shopper

As long as you dont run a restaurant as well.

 

Sounds like rat baits are required in the roof.

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jeffw69

This is a rat:

 

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jeffw69

Not to be confused with a hood rat. :lol:

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RichardMiami

Squirrels are rats with fuzzy tails.

 

Scorp - I have been involved with networks for as long as networks have existed. Rats chew cable. [/debate]

 

Rats are everywhere, on the planet, every country, continent, city, town, etc. etc..... the little fuckers probably have underwater colonies as well, but they are everywhere.

 

Shoot the bastards. And get a cat. The odor of the cat will give your home a bit of a buffer, even if the cat is not a hunter.

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conx

Well, my fuzzy friend in the avatar plays the harmonica.

 

 

 

He only chews cables in his spare time.

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nunu78

good luck mate, be safe

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Luthier
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scorpion

Squirrels are rats with fuzzy tails.

 

Scorp - I have been involved with networks for as long as networks have existed. Rats chew cable. [/debate]

 

Rats are everywhere, on the planet, every country, continent, city, town, etc. etc..... the little fuckers probably have underwater colonies as well, but they are everywhere.

 

Shoot the bastards. And get a cat. The odor of the cat will give your home a bit of a buffer, even if the cat is not a hunter.

 

Its not near to my house its in the trunking at the end of the drive and about 5 houses down the road so a cats not much use (and our new dog will eat a cat!) and neither is my rifle.

Going to need me some good old TNT to blast them little fuckers!!!!

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YoungGPS

Good luck with your hunt!

 

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