Still no m2m section...mmmm .. strange

[batavus 0]

Hi There,

 

Still looking for the m2m section.

 

I have more than 5 posts.

 

Have the rules been changed?

 

Just wondering

 

Cheers,

Marv

[TheInthusiest 0]

Post one more time. But this time it must be a poem about why you like watches. Then the rep gods will permit you to use the M2M.

[AllergyDoc 40]

[batavus 0]

Never in my life…

Have I felt such pain!

Oh it’s terrible!

It’s driving me insane!

I think I’m dying;

My ego went

So much pain!

From a Asian 2813 movement:-)

[TheInthusiest 0]

Beautiful.

[gecko0 0]

My access appeared immediately when I hit five posts. Maybe try logging out of the forums, then back in?

[TheInthusiest 0]

And then another poem.

[Mazz 62]

We didn't like the poem it must be in the style of Dr Suess

 

[gB. 0]

[TheInthusiest 0]

We didn't like the poem it must be in the style of Dr Suess

 

[Stuvetjee 17]

Roses are red violets are blue, just like the lume... on my favorite watch too!

-DSSD

[black263 228]

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

[Mazz 62]

I doth thinketh that ye poems stinketh much

 

None shall see thee M2M

[Baldrick 1]

Pon a hill there stood a coo

 

It must have moved

 

'Cos it's no there noo.

[Mazz 62]

Brilliant.

[greg_r 84]

Do you like green dials on PAM?

 

I do not like them

Sam I am.

I do not like green dials on PAM

 

I would not like them

here or there

I would not like them anywhere.

[sconehead 5]

One fine day, in the middle of the night

Our man Balders got up to shite

He couldn't wait, it had to be done

So out of the window he popped his bum

Wee Willie Winkie was passing by

He smelled the perfume from the sky

Crash, bang wallop

Down came a dollop

...and hit poor Willie in the eye

 

[greg_r 84]

The boy stood on the burning deck

Playing a game of cricket.

A tongue of fire shot up his leg

And scorched his middle wicket.

 

Alternatively,

 

The boy stood on the burning deck

Just like eh shouldnt ought'a

A tongue of flame shot up 'is leg

and made 'is mincers water...

[sconehead 5]

...I like the way this thread is shaping...

[Mazz 62]

 

 

hope its water proof

[conx 0]

If I am a poet

I don't know it

[greg_r 84]

On receiving a bottle of whisky on one's birthday...

 

Thanksh oh so much for the whishkey

I drank it just now through a straw

I would use a glarsh,

but I fell on my arse

and the glarsh rolled away on the floor...

 

Thanksh oh sho mush forsh the whishkey

I really deserved it ish true

I made whishkey soursh

and then spent several hoursh

with my head firmly shtuck down the loo

 

Thanksh o sho mush forsh the whishkey

Now thish ish the lasht of my vershe

I wouldn't complain

but it's addled my brain...

 

errr....

 

[trksh-bzr 3]

I really like watches, and much enjoy a rep.

I always greet you assholes with a simple "hep".

jeff is forever pink in my eyes,

like the colour on the inside of Sol's thighs...

no idea how this poem will end, perheps as as Kinky who always bend

or like the aussies who play the koala's sexy butler, about as wrong as touching up a toddler...

now I best be on my way before you all ruin my day and call me gay in a way as we say......

[black263 228]

My very first post

on finding this site

so quickly I think

just what shall I write

 

The new member thread

ignore that I will

Who has the best sub

now that fits the bill

 

And who's the best dealer

Yes that must be asked

O there's a search button

Just cannot be arsed

 

Now Baldrick has chipped in

He says I'm a dick

Now this must be challenged

Twill be over quick

 

Fuck me, he's a wizard

With Oratory

Now Greg, Onze and Trailboss

are all over me.

 

I'll just call them arseholes

and meek as white mice

Can that be a hamster

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This gulag is nice.

[Mystery Shopper 5,887]

The protracted tale of the RWG watch

although everything looks top notch

its becoming more painful that a rash in my crotch

and if it takes any longer I'll just get out my Swatch