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My watch is signed for but I haven't received it!

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Harry_Worth

Just checked the tracking portal - My watch appears to have been delivered today and apparently I've signed for it. (no one, including myself was home from about 9.30 am) My name appears in the tracking portal. The China Courier Service Corporation is the agent - How do I track the UK courier to find out who actually signed for it and where it was delivered? Some bastaaaaaard is enjoying my DSSD!!!

 

 

 

Your item was delivered(UNITED KINGDOM A Post code) at 2011-01-14 10:44:00

Signed for by:Harry Worth (No I damn well didn't)

 

 

 

 

Timing Site Status

  2011-01-06 19:27:00 GUANGZHOU Posting

  2011-01-06 19:55:00 GUANGZHOU Despatch from Sorting Center

  2011-01-06 20:49:00 GUANGZHOU Arrival at Sorting Center

  2011-01-06 21:53:00 GUANGZHOU Despatch from Sorting Center

  2011-01-13 14:08:00 UNITED KINGDOM COVENTRY PF Arrival at Sorting Center

  2011-01-13 14:11:00 UNITED KINGDOM COVENTRY PF Released from Customs

  2011-01-14 01:50:00 UNITED KINGDOM P21835 Arrival at Delivery Office

  2011-01-14 10:44:00 UNITED KINGDOM SO50 6LQ Delivery

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onzenuub

Are you sure you didn't sign.

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dingle
Are you sure you didn't sign.

 

:itchyandscratchy:

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Harry_Worth
Are you sure you didn't sign.

 

After giving the question due consideration -

 

I never admit to anything, never ever volunteer and never ever sign - Not me your Honour!

 

And before you ask - The sun wasn't over the yardarm so I hadn't drunk ten bottles of Merlot and completely forgotten I'd signed for a watch and a ten year subscription to a porn channel involving Nuns and a kangaroo called Skippy!

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w204

Not sure about the UK but normally tracking #'s beginning with EE and ending with source of shipment CN can be tracked through your local post carrier tracking portal.

 

Do you also like in a condominium? It may have been left with the resident manager.

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onzenuub
Are you sure you didn't sign.

 

After giving the question due consideration -

 

I never admit to anything, never ever volunteer and never ever sign - Not me your Honour!

 

And before you ask - The sun wasn't over the yardarm so I hadn't drunk ten bottles of Merlot and completely forgotten I'd signed for a watch and a ten year subscription to a porn channel involving Nuns and a kangaroo called Skippy!

 

So you do have the porn channel???

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Harry_Worth
Not sure about the UK but normally tracking #'s beginning with EE and ending with source of shipment CN can be tracked through your local post carrier tracking portal.

 

Do you also like in a condominium? It may have been left with the resident manager.

 

Nope - we're a house standing alone (sandwiched between a pub and two cottages) - I've already checked the alibis of my wife and daughter by hanging them by their ankles from a second floor window.

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pollux1
Are you sure you didn't sign.

 

After giving the question due consideration -

 

I never admit to anything, never ever volunteer and never ever sign - Not me your Honour!

 

And before you ask - The sun wasn't over the yardarm so I hadn't drunk ten bottles of Merlot and completely forgotten I'd signed for a watch and a ten year subscription to a porn channel involving Nuns and a kangaroo called Skippy!

I still miss that porn channel mate...... :rofl:

 

On a serious note this is the first time I've heard of that happening.

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Harry_Worth
Are you sure you didn't sign.

 

After giving the question due consideration -

 

I never admit to anything, never ever volunteer and never ever sign - Not me your Honour!

 

And before you ask - The sun wasn't over the yardarm so I hadn't drunk ten bottles of Merlot and completely forgotten I'd signed for a watch and a ten year subscription to a porn channel involving Nuns and a kangaroo called Skippy!

 

So you do have the porn channel???

 

Not sure - I've had the Merlot now but I've just seen a Kangaroo shagging a Nun - Is that porn?

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onzenuub
Are you sure you didn't sign.

 

After giving the question due consideration -

 

I never admit to anything, never ever volunteer and never ever sign - Not me your Honour!

 

And before you ask - The sun wasn't over the yardarm so I hadn't drunk ten bottles of Merlot and completely forgotten I'd signed for a watch and a ten year subscription to a porn channel involving Nuns and a kangaroo called Skippy!

 

So you do have the porn channel???

 

Not sure - I've had the Merlot now but I've just seen a Kangaroo shagging a Nun - Is that porn?

Nope that is too much wather in the area

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Harry_Worth
Are you sure you didn't sign.

 

After giving the question due consideration -

 

I never admit to anything, never ever volunteer and never ever sign - Not me your Honour!

 

And before you ask - The sun wasn't over the yardarm so I hadn't drunk ten bottles of Merlot and completely forgotten I'd signed for a watch and a ten year subscription to a porn channel involving Nuns and a kangaroo called Skippy!

I still miss that porn channel mate...... :rofl:

 

On a serious note this is the first time I've heard of that happening.

 

Me too - I run a small company (fifteen years) and am having things continually delivered with no problems. Nothing anyone would want (maybe I should diversify). I'm guessing it's a mistake on delivery and someone has simply signed and the system simply logs my name rather than checking the signature!

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Balad1

I'd call the postman or whatever carrier normally delivers the parcels; the sooner the better I would think.

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onzenuub

Still hope you will receive what you've paid for.

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Harry_Worth
I'd call the postman or whatever carrier normally delivers the parcels; the sooner the better I would think.

 

Posty (the one with a DSSD on his wrist) is the next person dangling by his ankles out of the window!

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randy3y

Hey,

 

At least you have a pub next door - you definately need to see the barkeep's new watch over there!

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Del

Wow, that is a bastard :lol:.

 

I missed an EMS package once and the courier (which I don't remember the name of :D) left a card to say that it had been left at the local post office (not sorting office) for collection. Sure enough, I went the next day and it was behind the counter waiting for me. But if you don't even have a card....

 

Good luck tracking it down - let us know how you get on.

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chum_2000_uk

Shit similar to this seems to happen all the time by me. My Tag that I got recently from Mary was left on top of the mailboxes. I live in an apartment, and our mailboxes are outside the exterior door. Luckily my neighbours are really nice, and they brought it inside the complex for me and left it outside my door. Endless stuff that should have been signed for has either been left on top of the mailbox or stuffed into it. Luckily nothing has gone missing yet (apart from something trivial), but it's a fucking joke. I will complain one day, but it will probably fall on deaf ears.

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ebzen02

You unlucky bastards! At least Henry/Harry/Charles has a sense of humor..

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pollux1

I remember waiting for something important to be delivered once, just happened to open the door to find the postman writing out the "no one at home" card when I opened, the cunt gave me the parcel made his apologies and left. Why I shall never know considering it wasn't of much value to anyone else.

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ebzen02

I had a post person once that never got out of his shitty ass trolly to knock on my door.. Always left me high and dry with a stupid message to pick up in person.. Times I wish I had an air gun...

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turnipz

One thing I notice about postal people is that they all try to be as quite as possible, barely a faint knock and then they are gone.

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narikaa

Happens all the time

 

Likely as not got a neighbour to accept/sign

 

If its EMS you should be able to track Royal/Mail-Parcelforce and actually see the siggy

 

 

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Harry_Worth
Happens all the time

 

Likely as not got a neighbour to accept/sign

 

If its EMS you should be able to track Royal/Mail-Parcelforce and actually see the siggy

 

 

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Got it in one Narikaa! It's so damn hard trying to be patient waiting for these watches - I'm worse then my five year old daughter on Christmas day morning!

 

I had just been readying my chainsaw with petrol when a handwritten note dropped through the letterbox to say a neighbour filled with warm, Christian, charitable feelings had kindly taken in my DSSD for safekeeping until such times as I could prevail myself to collect it! That along with a note requesting I attend my local Police station to explain why all my family and the Postman were suspended upside down by their ankles from the second floor window ledge.

 

Thanks for all your help Lay!

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Del

:)

 

Glad you found it ;).

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