rolexwatchfan 0 Posted December 25, 2017 Donald Trump has added the populations of Germany and Austria to his controversial travel ban after hearing reports that terrorists have taken hostages at the Nakatomi Tower in Los Angeles, again. A spokesman for the Trump “administration” told The Rochdale Herald that the US needed to close the borders to German citizens until the US has “figured out what the hell is going”. The decision was taken after Trump overheard TV reports that members of the East German Volksfrei Movement had seized approximately one hundred hostages while they were enjoying their Christmas Party. Trump said of the travel ban: “It was done for the security of our nation, the security of our citizens, so that people come in who aren’t going to do us harm. And that’s why it was done.” “I was a good student. I comprehend things,” he said. “I understand very well. Better than, I think, almost anybody. And I want to tell you. I listened to a bunch of stuff last night on television that was disgraceful.” The US Supreme Court is said to be considering overturning the Executive Order because “Donald Trump is a idiot.” Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said: “He’s done what? Are you sure? Surely even Donald Trump isn’t this dumb?” “Are you sure he isn’t just watching a late eighties action movie again? We had a whole rigmarole a few weeks ago when he watched Men in Black and drafted that resolution to deport ‘illegal aliens’.” “The man’s clearly bonkers.” Merry Christmas Everyone! Share this post Link to post
Adf200012 0 Posted December 25, 2017 This is more real than fake news and his alternative facts which are not fact at all. Share this post Link to post
slkylucifer 0 Posted December 25, 2017 Can we watch this on nakednews.com? Share this post Link to post
trailboss99 994 Posted December 25, 2017 For a moment I thought you were serious. Share this post Link to post
rolexwatchfan 0 Posted December 25, 2017 4 hours ago, trailboss99 said: For a moment I thought you were serious. I know Col. I think about it every Christmas Share this post Link to post
RUSH2112 11 Posted December 25, 2017 OP, that’s a lot of work to do for a lame attempt at humor. Better luck next time when i suggest you don’t forget the German speaking Swiss contingent. Share this post Link to post
Technit1957 0 Posted December 25, 2017 Yes Don the Con is a moron. He is a embarrassment to the U.S.A. and a laughing stock to the entire world! Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post
BabaNJ 38 Posted December 25, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, trailboss99 said: For a moment I thought you were serious. Ya i did too and i am from USA. It's all like living in dream where anything is possible no rational needed as long as the delusional vote bank is happy. Edited December 25, 2017 by BabaNJ Share this post Link to post
duncan_mccloud 0 Posted December 25, 2017 5 hours ago, trailboss99 said: For a moment I thought you were serious. Me too Share this post Link to post
johnlogan 7 Posted December 25, 2017 (edited) https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bb2eac08-6fac-4420-b70f-91b86cf019bb https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bb2eac08-6fac-4420-b70f-91b86cf019bb/gif Edited December 25, 2017 by johnlogan Share this post Link to post
rolexwatchfan 0 Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Technit1957 said: Yes Don the Con is a moron. He is a embarrassment to the U.S.A. and a laughing stock to the entire world! Share this post Link to post
PlanetZoom 1 Posted December 26, 2017 10 hours ago, rolexwatchfan said: Donald Trump has added the populations of Germany and Austria to his controversial travel ban after hearing reports that terrorists have taken hostages at the Nakatomi Tower in Los Angeles, again. This is fake news. Share this post Link to post
rolexwatchfan 0 Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, repdude said: This is fake news. Share this post Link to post
Luxuracer 14 Posted December 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, HorFan said: According to the WH, that picture is fake, distributed by fake news, and taken by a fake camera! Share this post Link to post
HorFan 483 Posted December 26, 2017 According to the WH, that picture is fake, distributed by fake news, and taken by a fake camera! Hey Luxuracer! I got my Christmas goat, thanks!But I'm thinking the lugs look off, maybe a little long. Share this post Link to post
Luxuracer 14 Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, HorFan said: Hey Luxuracer! I got my Christmas goat, thanks! But I'm thinking the lugs look off, maybe a little long. It must be from G Factory ... they are known for producing some of the longest lugs! Kakaka! Share this post Link to post