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BREAKING NEWS: Trump Bans Austrian and German Travellers!!!

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Donald Trump has added the populations of Germany and Austria to his controversial travel ban after hearing reports that terrorists have taken hostages at the Nakatomi Tower in Los Angeles, again.

A spokesman for the Trump “administration” told The Rochdale Herald that the US needed to close the borders to German citizens until the US has “figured out what the hell is going”.

The decision was taken after Trump overheard TV reports that members of the East German Volksfrei Movement had seized approximately one hundred hostages while they were enjoying their Christmas Party.

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Trump said of the travel ban: “It was done for the security of our nation, the security of our citizens, so that people come in who aren’t going to do us harm. And that’s why it was done.”

“I was a good student. I comprehend things,” he said. “I understand very well. Better than, I think, almost anybody. And I want to tell you. I listened to a bunch of stuff last night on television that was disgraceful.”

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The US Supreme Court is said to be considering overturning the Executive Order because “Donald Trump is a idiot.”

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said: “He’s done what? Are you sure? Surely even Donald Trump isn’t this dumb?”

“Are you sure he isn’t just watching a late eighties action movie again? We had a whole rigmarole a few weeks ago when he watched Men in Black and drafted that resolution to deport ‘illegal aliens’.”

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“The man’s clearly bonkers.”

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

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tommy_boy

Best Christmas movie ever.

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maron

one of my favorites

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Raddave

i liked gremlins too ....

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Adf200012

This is more real than fake news and his alternative facts which are not fact at all.

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slkylucifer

Can we watch this on nakednews.com?

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trailboss99

For a moment I thought you were serious. 

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rolexwatchfan
4 hours ago, trailboss99 said:

For a moment I thought you were serious. 

I know Col. I think about it every Christmas :hyenas:

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Natas78

Funniest news ever.

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RUSH2112

OP, that’s a lot of work to do for a lame attempt at humor.  Better luck next time when i suggest you don’t forget the German speaking Swiss contingent.

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Technit1957

Yes Don the Con is a moron. He is a embarrassment to the U.S.A. and a laughing stock to the entire world!

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BabaNJ
5 hours ago, trailboss99 said:

For a moment I thought you were serious. 

Ya i did too and i am from USA. It's all like living in dream where anything is possible no rational needed as long as the delusional vote bank is happy. 

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duncan_mccloud
5 hours ago, trailboss99 said:

For a moment I thought you were serious. 

Me too

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rolexwatchfan
1 hour ago, Technit1957 said:

Yes Don the Con is a moron. He is a embarrassment to the U.S.A. and a laughing stock to the entire world!
 

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HorFan

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PlanetZoom
10 hours ago, rolexwatchfan said:

Donald Trump has added the populations of Germany and Austria to his controversial travel ban after hearing reports that terrorists have taken hostages at the Nakatomi Tower in Los Angeles, again.

This is fake news.

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rolexwatchfan
1 hour ago, repdude said:

This is fake news.

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HorFan

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Luxuracer
10 minutes ago, HorFan said:

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According to the WH, that picture is fake, distributed by fake news, and taken by a fake camera!

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HorFan
According to the WH, that picture is fake, distributed by fake news, and taken by a fake camera!

Hey Luxuracer! I got my Christmas goat, thanks!
But I'm thinking the lugs look off, maybe a little long.
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Luxuracer
1 hour ago, HorFan said:


Hey Luxuracer! I got my Christmas goat, thanks!
But I'm thinking the lugs look off, maybe a little long.
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It must be from G Factory ... they are known for producing some of the longest lugs!

Kakaka!

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