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Mattwanz1

So, someone I worked with in the past committed suicide last night - not close, I'm not in an emotional state, rather a reflective - after some thought I have now decided I want to be buried wearing a quartz movement - battery must be renewed prior to burial (I'd die if I was late for anything) - must be a Rolex for me I think, just because I can, once I've brought a rolex rep, probably a DSSD.

 

What will you wear?

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Ska

Automatic .........................with a battery?

 

Read more you must for you are confused. :finger:

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powderfreak

Woooot? Automatic watch or quartz watch, what are you talking about?

 

I don't need a watch when the worms come to get my mouldy remains, do I :finger:

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Mattwanz1

I may have been drinking - you know what I mean

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peter

Something with a heart rate monitor that beeps for every beat.

 

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Just in case. :finger:

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Mystery Shopper

Watch box lined casket. Who said you can't take them with you? :finger:

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greg_r

When that time comes, I'll be dead. Why would I give a shit about the watch I'm wearing? Somebody can donate my watches to the board - I'll be past caring :finger:

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Del

Eh?

 

This is the strangest thread topic I've seen for a while. :finger:

 

I think I'd rather concentrate on what watches we like wearing while we're still breathing and can actually appreciate them...;)

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solkryssare
:finger: This is a special thread indeed. First of its kind in the history of all the forums I reckon.

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peter

The walking dead wear Hublots....

 

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powderfreak
:finger: @ peter

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JohnG

Anyone have pictures of actual dead bodies with watches on them? So we can get a better sense of how different watches look on cadavers?

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wat44

AP grey themes???

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opus9
Anyone have pictures of actual dead bodies with watches on them? So we can get a better sense of how different watches look on cadavers?

 

I have a sense that this is going to get messy....lol

 

can you imagine a body with a quartz watch, with an hourly alarm..your gonna shit up a few visitors for a month or two...

regards all,

opus9

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houndoggie
When that time comes, I'll be dead. Why would I give a shit about the watch I'm wearing? Somebody can donate my watches to the board - I'll be past caring :ttiwwop:

 

 

Dibs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What?

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beijer

Just a watch with very strong lume...

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graman

Why not have one put up your ass?

 

It was good enough for Christopher Walken.....

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seclark007

I don't want to limit myself to one watch....besides I'm going to be cremated anyway. That said, before I go into the furnace, I want someone to put every freakin' watch I own on my arms...up my legs if necessary.

 

I'm not as magnanamous as Greg....fuck you guys, I'm donating nothing!!!!

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Brightlight

You'll need a waterproof one for when Balad pisses on your corpse, as is one of his peculiarities :ttiwwop:

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solkryssare
Why not have one put up your ass?

 

It was good enough for Christopher Walken.....

 

+ 10000 :ttiwwop:

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seclark007

For the record, Christopher Walken didn't actually stick the watch up his ass....Bruce Willis' father was the one who had it up his!

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graman

Nope kept it for 3 years after his father died......

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houndoggie
For the record, Christopher Walken didn't actually stick the watch up his ass....Bruce Willis' father was the one who had it up his!

 

 

They both did. The father for 5 years and Walken for 2.

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bme
For the record, Christopher Walken didn't actually stick the watch up his ass....Bruce Willis' father was the one who had it up his!

 

I can't believe that having a watch stuck up your arse is a topic of debate!

 

Reminds me of one of my late Grandad's jokes................

 

A fella swallowed his glass eye and visited his doctor. ''It wil pass through normally'', stated the medic. ''Bend over and drop your undercrackers and I'll take a look.''

 

The chap bent over, and pulled down his skids and said, ''Can you see anything doc?'', ''No'' said the practitioner, ''That's funny, I can see you'' said the gentleman.

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sconehead

...I'd need a fireproof one...cremation for me...

 

 

...on a more ghoulish note, I wonder how many pricey vintage watches are on the wrists of the deceased?

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