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Guanaco

When I die I want to wear a Gaytona, torn jeans, a shirt that says sexy and a fake mullet. Classiest burial ever.

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mspangl
Automatic .........................with a battery?

 

Read more you must for you are confused. :D

 

:)

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narikaa
Anyone have pictures of actual dead bodies with watches on them? So we can get a better sense of how different watches look on cadavers?

 

 

Check out the 'wristies' threads over in the knitting circle

 

 

 

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greg_r
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houndoggie
Anyone have pictures of actual dead bodies with watches on them? So we can get a better sense of how different watches look on cadavers?

 

 

Check out the 'wristies' threads over in the knitting circle

 

 

 

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Wrist-Check?

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sconehead
Anyone have pictures of actual dead bodies with watches on them? So we can get a better sense of how different watches look on cadavers?

 

 

Check out the 'wristies' threads over in the knitting circle

 

 

 

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Wrist-Check?

...no...some use that name for RWG2/jr....

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SubFrog

No watches or anything of value...bury me naked.

 

I worked in a graveyard in high school one summer. Felony or not, the "annual care" specialists rob the bodies of any jewelry. Just FYI

 

OTOH, who cares...yea, bury me with a cheap broken rep...they can have it.

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PatronSaintofChainsaws

Solid gold Rolex Day-Date for me. After all, who will miss it?

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Kaiser

I'd definately go for a skeleton dial!

 

:D

 

 

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robbnj
...I'd need a fireproof one...cremation for me...

 

 

...on a more ghoulish note, I wonder how many pricey vintage watches are on the wrists of the deceased?

 

'Depends on when they passed the law (at least here in the U.S.) that prevents valuables from being the casket (to deter grave robbers).

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Balad1
You'll need a waterproof one for when Balad pisses on your corpse, as is one of his peculiarities :wave:

 

Only yours and Bin Laden's my friend...

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Balad1

When I'm buried at Arlington I'm going to wear one of these solar powered watches, that way I won't be bothered with battery changes in the after life...

 

 

Omega Solar Impulse

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JohnG
Anyone have pictures of actual dead bodies with watches on them? So we can get a better sense of how different watches look on cadavers?

 

 

Check out the 'wristies' threads over in the knitting circle

 

 

 

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:P ;) ;)

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wat44

very good Narika!!!!

 

RWG - fine

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mondeov6
Eh?

 

This is the strangest thread topic I've seen for a while. :wacko:

 

I think I'd rather concentrate on what watches we like wearing while we're still breathing and can actually appreciate them...;)

 

+1

 

I am more concerned over the size of my coffin when my time is up. Lenght seem to be okay but they are very tight over the "shoulders"....

 

.... making it almost impossible to turn.... :facepalm:

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Brightlight
You'll need a waterproof one for when Balad pisses on your corpse, as is one of his peculiarities :wacko:

 

Only yours and Bin Laden's my friend...

 

Come on Balad! There was someone else you were going to piss on the other day IIRC and I'm sure Baldrick would receive this treatment from you also.

 

You could be missing a trick here. An advert "Afraid to piss on your worst enemy's corpse? Call Balad Corpse pissing Corps, we will do it to your complete satisfaction". A military operation with the mourners held off by heavy weaponry while you and a couple of others full of piss do the dirty. Could be a money spinner. And if you have to shoot any of the mourners, extra charges (discounted) for pissing on them too. ;) Discounts for VIP members of RWG, the possibilities go on and on...................

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Balad1
You'll need a waterproof one for when Balad pisses on your corpse, as is one of his peculiarities :wacko:

 

Only yours and Bin Laden's my friend...

 

Come on Balad! There was someone else you were going to piss on the other day IIRC and I'm sure Baldrick would receive this treatment from you also.

 

You could be missing a trick here. An advert "Afraid to piss on your worst enemy's corpse? Call Balad Corpse pissing Corps, we will do it to your complete satisfaction". A military operation with the mourners held off by heavy weaponry while you and a couple of others full of piss do the dirty. Could be a money spinner. And if you have to shoot any of the mourners, extra charges (discounted) for pissing on them too. ;) Discounts for VIP members of RWG, the possibilities go on and on...................

 

You're right, I'd piss on all your dead bodies, lol.

 

PS: I would give it an extra shake for you my friend...

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peter

Del > This is the strangest thread topic I've seen for a while.

> I think I'd rather concentrate on what watches we like wearing while we're still breathing and can actually appreciate them...

 

Not everyone want's to be dead when they're buried... BBC News Article.

Wonder what the Russian was wearing.

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seclark007

Top,

 

I recommend the sundial rolex....mind you I also recommend a beer-can shaped coffin!

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