Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Naw....fud means (in Glaswegian )...'ya fanny' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted June 4, 2011 ...it's ''divvy''...well, see if this can change that grimace of yours to at least some semblance of a smile...I know it's asking a lot but here you go... Snow White is walking through the enchanted forest when she bumps into Tom Thumb. ''Where are you going? '' ask's Tom. ''Why to the wise old wizards cave at the edge of the forest Tom'' she replies, ''To ask him if I am indeed the fairest in the land, he knows eeeeeeeeeeeverything, didn't you know?'' ''No, I didn't know...if I come with you, will he tell me if I'm really the smallest person in the kingdom?'' ''Of course, he knows eeeeeeeeeeeverything.'' Just as they reach the forests edge they meet Quasimodo. After he learns where they're going he asks, '' Do you think he'll let me know if it's true that I'm the ugliest man on Earth? '' ''Of course, he knows eeeeeeeeeeeverything!!!'' they both reply in unison giggling. Snow White enters the wizards cave first and after a minute or two comes out smiling, ''I am indeed the fairest in the land!'' Tom goes next and comes out grinning, ''I am the smallest in the kingdom! '' Quasimodo goes in last and after only a few seconds comes running out the cave, barges past his two happy companions and screams at the top of his lungs, '' Who the fuck is Baldrick!!! '' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Awww that's nice....you and the wife Sconey, lovely piccy, I bet you have cute offspring, hairy, but cute! DV ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted June 4, 2011 ...you cracked into a smile yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Mibbe if you post something funny... DV ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Now now, don't go getting all hurt and petulant, sitting in the corner of your cage spreading faeces over your winkie DV ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted June 4, 2011 ...sticks and stones... -.. ...- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Don't be pushing those up your rectum, it'll hurt, not as much as your brain hurts when you stick them in your ear, but painful nevertheless DV ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted June 4, 2011 ...you have experience of this...sticks and stones up the wrong'un? ...do tell...we won't judge you here... -.. ...- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Only the photos you sent me, but I'll keep my promise not to embarrass you by publishing them, a promise is a promise DV ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted June 4, 2011 ..no photos from me, I'm flattered but I simply don't roll that way...you must be confusing me with someone else methinks...and to know of the pain involved, surely you speak from experience...no? -.. ...- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Now, now, denial is no answer, you need to confront your issues, it's the best way to deal with them, regardless of how you 'roll', ( is that a euphemism, if so, what for?), and remember I keep my promises, no photos, relax, but don't do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted June 4, 2011 There's a BBC2 Open University programme on about the polymorphic degradation propensity of Mongolian yak shit ( it's a repeat ) Thanks for the heads up... it's a better option than this convo...think I'll go watch it too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 OK, I'll be grading you on Monday tho' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnG 41 Posted June 4, 2011 I bet the PP listing is a misprint. The guy meant to put 399, not 3990. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 I bet the PP listing is a misprint. The guy meant to put 399, not 3990. I'll take that bet, pony up, how much can you afford to lose? You just revel in shit and the state of wrongness, doncha j, tell me is it an art you feel you've perfected Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnG 41 Posted June 4, 2011 Huh? Maybe it is 3990, I could care less. List yours for 3990 then, but let me know when it sells, you still owe me a watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Maybe it is 3990, I could care less. Of course you care less, your bluff was called and you shat your pants, obviously every coin in your pocket is a prisoner, the phrase 'mouth and trousers' springs to mind. I owe you nothing other than a big thank you....... .....for making every other member on here look bright ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnG 41 Posted June 4, 2011 Maybe it is 3990, I could care less. Of course you care less, your bluff was called and you shat your pants, Sure thing man. You're right though, now that I think about it I would rather it be 3990, that way you will have some cash and take care of business finally? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 More of a sure thing than your bet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnG 41 Posted June 4, 2011 Okay, just sell that fucker and then take care of business okay? I have been waiting long enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted June 4, 2011 Waiting for what, another brain cell, a clue, lose your virginity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
