richardm1142 0 Posted July 9, 2011 Scousers in town! New Signing? Lock up the stock and get some locking wheel nuts on the wheels of the car! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bme 4 Posted July 9, 2011 Scousers in town! New Signing? Lock up the stock and get some locking wheel nuts on the wheels of the car! ..........and take the door step in at night! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted July 9, 2011 Tsssssssssk, you haters, the pool of life is THE place to be, I live the dream...Ask Dems, he knows his onions...:P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greg_r 84 Posted July 9, 2011 Hey, could be worse, could be monkeys... .... oh wait. Nevermind. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameo210369 0 Posted July 9, 2011 Small minded, man loving scouse wannabes. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bme 4 Posted July 9, 2011 What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The accused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted July 9, 2011 What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The accused. http://www.upmystreet.com/local/article/be...rime-areas.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameo210369 0 Posted July 9, 2011 BME, I laughed so much my sides are hurting. Have you thought about being a full time comedian??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bme 4 Posted July 9, 2011 BME, I laughed so much my sides are hurting. Have you thought about being a full time comedian??? What do you mean thought about it? I am a full time comedian..........you'd be surprised who gets on these forums!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sconehead 5 Posted July 9, 2011 BME, I laughed so much my sides are hurting. Have you thought about being a full time comedian??? What do you mean thought about it? I am a full time comedian..........you'd be surprised who gets on these forums!! You mustn't make a very good living at it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bme 4 Posted July 9, 2011 BME, I laughed so much my sides are hurting. Have you thought about being a full time comedian??? What do you mean thought about it? I am a full time comedian..........you'd be surprised who gets on these forums!! You mustn't make a very good living at it... Keeps the wolf from the door! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted July 10, 2011 Well seeing as your material is about as up to date as Jimmy Tarbuck's Heres another dated one for you.... During a nationwide survey about incepting the common currency of the Euro (pre joining the EU) the UK's opinion varied, however Liverpool remained happy to continue with the Giro . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bme 4 Posted July 10, 2011 Well seeing as your material is about as up to date as Jimmy Tarbuck's Heres another dated one for you.... During a nationwide survey about incepting the common currency of the Euro (pre joining the EU) the UK's opinion varied, however Liverpool remained happy to continue with the Giro . Jimmy is actually using my material!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narikaa 129 Posted July 10, 2011 and everyone elses . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
richardm1142 0 Posted July 10, 2011 Oh well, while we're digging out the oldies At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says."Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
