sfa437 0 Posted November 12, 2009 To Nickelback's Rockstar..... I'm through with reading these threads about watches being modded When all that's been done is that They've been Cape Codded These sales haven't turned out quite the way I thought it would be (tell me what you want) I want a brand new rule Here on the Geek About modded watches week after week And a some realistic descriptions for you plus me (yeah, so what you need) I'll need a, a big ol Fiddy with Flava lume The kind of watch that'll light up the room Gonna join the VIP club To get that thing on the cheap (Been there done that) I want a new watch box full of VDBs And the Geek's Vintage Book on DVD A nice strap from Gunny and A buckle straight from Peaece (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna sell my watches honestly I'd even cut my price and make postage free [CHORUS] 'Cause we all just wanna be big modders Making our own cases droppin in Corteberts The plexi will be tall and the lugs spot on The strap will be vintage- it'll be watch p0rn Then I'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the German Brahs Every good old Spartan is Gonna wind up there Staring at strange chicks with bleach blonde hair and well.. Hey hey I wanna be a modder Hey hey I wanna be a modder I wanna be rocking a watch that looks like gen Then tear it apart and start it all over again Gonna my own dials So I can keep myself in the game (I'll have a Kampfschwimmer... ha ha) I'm toss on a strap That is totally sweet Gonna have a watch you notice from across the street Gonna marry a woman who don't mind me throwing my money away (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna sell my watches honestly I'd even cut my price and make postage free 'Cause we all just wanna be big modders Making our own cases droppin in Coretberts The plexi will be tall and the lugs spot on The strap will be vintage- it'll be watch p0rn Then I'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the German Brahs Every good old Spartan is Gonna wind up there Staring at strange chicks with bleach blonde hair and well.. Hey hey I wanna be a modder Hey hey I wanna be a modder And we'll all hang out over at Matts nice place With a bunch of Geeks And full BBQ plates He'll get you into PAMs before you even know You'll be spending more money Than you know you can blow well.. Hey hey I wanna be a modder..... I'm gonna build those watches that make us drool Gonna list it as modded to fleece some fool Get a CNC to make my cases then Overprice em and rub it in your faces Well we all just wanna be big modders Making our own cases droppin in Corteberts The plexi will be tall and the lugs spot on The strap will be vintage- it'll be watch p0rn Then I'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the German Brahs Every good old Spartan is Gonna wind up there Staring at strange chicks with bleach blonde hair and well.. Hey hey I wanna be a modder Hey hey I wanna be a modder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trailboss99 994 Posted November 12, 2009 Ho boy! Is it still up over there? Col. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greg_r 81 Posted November 12, 2009 LMAO! Brilliant!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jameo210369 0 Posted November 12, 2009 Wow SFA, do you write for a living?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KinCaidk 0 Posted November 12, 2009 Priceless! Thank you for making me laugh my ass off on this rainy thursday morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AllergyDoc 40 Posted November 12, 2009 Sorry, too long to read. The wine says "no"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfa437 0 Posted November 12, 2009 Ty Ty- I'll be here all week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dingle 57 Posted November 12, 2009 Ty Ty- I'll be here all week will you autograph my boobies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 307 Posted November 12, 2009 AWARD WINNING POST Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfa437 0 Posted November 12, 2009 Ty Onze And yes dingle- I'll sign your boobies. I have no shame and manboobs aren't all THAT gross Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 307 Posted November 12, 2009 Ty Onze And yes dingle- I'll sign your boobies. I have no shame and manboobs aren't all THAT gross :( Think Dingles boobs might be bigger as those in BrucesReps pics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfa437 0 Posted November 12, 2009 Ty Onze And yes dingle- I'll sign your boobies. I have no shame and manboobs aren't all THAT gross :( Think Dingles boobs might be bigger as those in BrucesReps pics. WOW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dingle 57 Posted November 12, 2009 Ty Onze :paddy_gold: And yes dingle- I'll sign your boobies. I have no shame and manboobs aren't all THAT gross Think Dingles boobs might be bigger as those in BrucesReps pics. close. :paddy_gold: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onzenuub 307 Posted November 12, 2009 Ty Onze And yes dingle- I'll sign your boobies. I have no shame and manboobs aren't all THAT gross Think Dingles boobs might be bigger as those in BrucesReps pics. close. Bigger????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dingle 57 Posted November 12, 2009 Ty Onze And yes dingle- I'll sign your boobies. I have no shame and manboobs aren't all THAT gross Think Dingles boobs might be bigger as those in BrucesReps pics. close. Bigger????? hahahahahahaha...................no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
