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what would jesus do? if he bought reps that is

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dfq23

Had an EMS sitting at uk customs awaiting clearance since last friday so a week tomorrow. Longest I have ever had to wait for one to clear and got a bad feeling.

 

Would you fill in the enquiry form to chase it up or not risk it just in case it will draw attention to it

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trksh-bzr

I'm sure jesus would hover around the customs office, transforming all the envelopes into wine, untill they gave up and released his watch. he'd still wear a toga thingey tho'

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BentleySharp

Jesus would call down the flaming sword of Saint Michael to eviscerate his enemies at the customs office and shatter the building with a hundred thunderclaps to rip the ground asunder. Then he would use his disciples to form an elite black ops team to infiltrate the.... Yea, I don't know...

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MikeAlmighty

I would give it a couple weeks at least. I just filed an inquiry for a watch box that has been sitting in customs for 17 days. I was informed it could be there for up to 30 days.

 

Granted I'm in the US so take that how you will..

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mrtsumoto80

Jesus would save you from filed an inquiry

Jesus waits

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black263

He wouldn't worry about water resistance for a start.

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trksh-bzr

jesus would turn the other rep.

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stevok2305

Nah, Jesus wouldn't waste his time sorting stuff like that. He'd just politely ask Chuck Norris to sort it. :giggle:

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trksh-bzr

Nah, Jesus wouldn't waste his time sorting stuff like that. He'd just politely ask Chuck Norris to sort it. :giggle:

 

 

Chuck is in bad standing in the whole god world.....God invented enfinity, Chuck counted to enfinity twice

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MikeAlmighty

Oh Jesus would tell you to give away all your reps and other worldly possessions and follow Him :D

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dalboy

He'd sent Pilate in to get it ..

 

Who's gonna fuck with him.?

 

 

Dal.

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trksh-bzr

He'd sent Pilate in to get it ..

 

Who's gonna fuck with him.?

 

 

Dal.

 

 

surely, Jesus would send a mail to burningbushwatches.cn and demand a refund then start a dispute on PP. after that he would throw a big dinner for a group of homies of which one would Ban Jesus for filing a PP claim against a TD.

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dalboy

He'd sent Pilate in to get it ..

 

Who's gonna fuck with him.?

 

 

Dal.

 

 

surely, Jesus would send a mail to burningbushwatches.cn and demand a refund then start a dispute on PP. after that he would throw a big dinner for a group of homies of which one would Ban Jesus for filing a PP claim against a TD.

 

Or he could flood the place and get Noah to pick it up as it floated by .

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R1evans

No such person,Jesus is fictional.

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elp

He's one of the good guys - he wouldn't be caught dead with a rep

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dalboy

No such person,Jesus is fictional.

 

 

Blasphemy !! :lol:

 

 

 

Dont complain when you get a lightning bolt up your arse !

 

 

Dal.

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R1evans

No such person,Jesus is fictional.

 

 

Blasphemy !! :lol:

 

 

 

Dont complain when you get a lightning bolt up your arse !

 

 

 

Dal.

 

God doesn't exist either.

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R1evans

God doesn't exist either.

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myaz

Luck of the draw about a letter of inquiry: Depends upon who reads it. It would raise the suspicion of a suspicious mind and hasten the haste of a servile person.

 

...and God is...gen, reps need not apply :D

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andyboy
God doesn't exist either.

 

Have you not seen the film Evan Almighty

 

:)

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dfq23

Morgan freeman definitely exists

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R1evans

If it's not porn,I haven't seen it.

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andyboy
If it's not porn,I haven't seen it.

 

R1Evans Almighty is the porn version.

 

:)

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dfq23
If it's not porn,I haven't seen it.

 

R1Evans Almighty is the porn version.

 

:)

 

Well played

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Lars_St

He'd wear a SkyDweller .. cause.. well .. he dwells the sky?!

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