dfq23 131 Posted March 27, 2014 Nah he would wear a JLC as that's his initials Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dfq23 131 Posted March 27, 2014 Jesus lionel christ. Didn't you learn that at sunday school? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greg_r 82 Posted March 27, 2014 Remember, its Mother's Day this Sunday. That means there's going to be an awful lot of small packages going through customs. They're probably backlogged. At these times, a week is not unusual - give it at least another 5-7 days before you start panicking... Keep an eye open for black helicopters just in case, though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 62 Posted March 27, 2014 Jesus is he from Mexico ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zufir 0 Posted March 27, 2014 Morgan freeman definitely exists haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankt8242 1 Posted March 27, 2014 Shit!!!.....If he could turn water into fucking wine, turning a rep into a gen shouldn't be much of a bother for him!! :giggle: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conex 0 Posted March 27, 2014 I would imagine he is too busy having people die in his name to be bothered about watches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
olly593 0 Posted March 27, 2014 I Believe Jesus is currently busy helping Luither with the Claps... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conex 0 Posted March 27, 2014 I Believe Jesus is currently busy helping Luither with the Claps... Hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trksh-bzr 3 Posted March 28, 2014 I can the verify existence of the good old mr. Jesus. He has been right outside my front yard, tap dancing on a pudle of rain water, without panatrating the water surface once, for 36 consecutive hours....... Now I actually start to wonder if walking on water is an ability he has, or if he actualy lacks the ability to penetrate water.....his loss perhaps, or can he turn it on/off, and tap dance on puddles one minute, and swim in it the next? .....and no, I'm not telling you what it sounds like when you tap dance/walk/jump/fall hard on water, whilst in non water penetrating mode............but use your imagination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
solkryssare 109 Posted March 28, 2014 I can the verify existence of the good old mr. Jesus. He has been right outside my front yard, tap dancing on a pudle of rain water, without panatrating the water surface once, for 36 consecutive hours....... Now I actually start to wonder if walking on water is an ability he has, or if he actualy lacks the ability to penetrate water.....his loss perhaps, or can he turn it on/off, and tap dance on puddles one minute, and swim in it the next? .....and no, I'm not telling you what it sounds like when you tap dance/walk/jump/fall hard on water, whilst in non water penetrating mode............but use your imagination. That was me.......You knew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trksh-bzr 3 Posted March 28, 2014 I can the verify existence of the good old mr. Jesus. He has been right outside my front yard, tap dancing on a pudle of rain water, without panatrating the water surface once, for 36 consecutive hours....... Now I actually start to wonder if walking on water is an ability he has, or if he actualy lacks the ability to penetrate water.....his loss perhaps, or can he turn it on/off, and tap dance on puddles one minute, and swim in it the next? .....and no, I'm not telling you what it sounds like when you tap dance/walk/jump/fall hard on water, whilst in non water penetrating mode............but use your imagination. That was me.......You knew you can't penetrate water...? Lehoo-sehur! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankt8242 1 Posted March 28, 2014 I can the verify existence of the good old mr. Jesus. He has been right outside my front yard, tap dancing on a pudle of rain water, without panatrating the water surface once, for 36 consecutive hours....... Now I actually start to wonder if walking on water is an ability he has, or if he actualy lacks the ability to penetrate water.....his loss perhaps, or can he turn it on/off, and tap dance on puddles one minute, and swim in it the next? .....and no, I'm not telling you what it sounds like when you tap dance/walk/jump/fall hard on water, whilst in non water penetrating mode............but use your imagination. So......that's why they "hung him up"....He couldn't swim!!!....Those fukkin Romans had no sense of humor!! :giggle: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites