Batespcm 1 Posted August 2, 2014 Anyone read our board guidelines lately? Hint-zone in on #3. Me- Only 2 things in this world I hate. Watching porn of people my own age and too much tomato in my butter chicken sauce. Nasty. Peace, +999999999 That makes me really angry too. I just want to add one other reason: When the wire of my phone at work goes like this!!: This does my fucking head in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RussP 22,599 Posted August 2, 2014 This thread is basically complaining about the complainers.. Does that make this thread an oxymoron, then ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onionbag 1 Posted August 2, 2014 I love noobs, they're the mother-lode that we mine in an ever diminishing seam of comedy gold.............keep 'em coming. Give us your hapless, your socially inept, your befuddled masses yearning to have a sub (or three) @smooney, I see you now have a legend under your username............wear it with pride as it has been bestowed upon you as a badge of honour. When the day comes that you have 2,000 posts you may change it to whatever you wish............maybe Albion for the cup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speirsro 0 Posted August 2, 2014 Haha. What the fuck?? That was unexpected, but good!! Tits - any more hate mail? Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psantos1091 0 Posted August 2, 2014 Soooooo since we are on the topic of noobs.. I remember zinnboy was very new with thousands of posts lol haven't seen his "glws" on the sales threads lately. Did you get him mad too, tits? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doeboy 0 Posted August 2, 2014 If I swallow my rep and crap it out, will it still hold time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psantos1091 0 Posted August 2, 2014 This thread is basically complaining about the complainers.. Does that make this thread an oxymoron, then ? Yea but I like the backwards nature of this thread. Just hope to see some more entertainment since I'm dying of boredom and every other post seems to be about watches! If I swallow my rep and crap it out, will it still hold time? Depends if it was a crappy watch to begin with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doeboy 0 Posted August 2, 2014 Soooooo since we are on the topic of noobs.. I remember zinnboy was very new with thousands of posts lol haven't seen his "glws" on the sales threads lately. Did you get him mad too, tits? I was reading up yesterday and noticed this guy because he had banned in big red letters under his name. A few other amusing things a mod had added too. Scamming fucktard or something of that ilk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scorpion 0 Posted August 2, 2014 I think we need to ban all noobs till they reach a post count of 1,000. Hmm maybe that might not work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doeboy 0 Posted August 2, 2014 This thread is basically complaining about the complainers.. Does that make this thread an oxymoron, then ? Yea but I like the backwards nature of this thread. Just hope to see some more entertainment since I'm dying of boredom and every other post seems to be about watches! If I swallow my rep and crap it out, will it still hold time? Depends if it was a crappy watch to begin with More importantly, will It give me thrills as it brushes past my prostate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anfalas 0 Posted August 2, 2014 I'm gonna have to agree 100% with Tits!! I genuinely joined this forum to enhance my rep knowledge but I'm afraid even at 48 years of age I'm still rather partial to a bit of juvenile banter when I feel the urge (most of the time). Even in the short time I've been here the quality of some threads posted has been utterly pathetic. Just lazy, good for nothing wastes some of them. What's the next thread gonna say, 'which hand shall I wipe my arse with...............?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doeboy 0 Posted August 2, 2014 I'm gonna have to agree 100% with Tits!! I genuinely joined this forum to enhance my rep knowledge but I'm afraid even at 48 years of age I'm still rather partial to a bit of juvenile banter when I feel the urge (most of the time). Even in the short time I've been here the quality of some threads posted has been utterly pathetic. Just lazy, good for nothing wastes some of them. What's the next thread gonna say, 'which hand shall I wipe my arse with...............?' How about this one... If I shit in a Forrest and no one is around to hear it. Do I make a straining sound? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anfalas 0 Posted August 2, 2014 ........what you do in the privacy of your own forest is your 'business' sunshine!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted August 2, 2014 LOL@ some of the comments on this thread. It seems to be all over the web at the moment, I have a web site of my own (car forum) and have been involved in many others...some members join 'How do I fix this and how do I do that?' get the answer...fuck off and never to be seen again and do not feed anything back into the forum that helped them out and most likely saved them money. One guy who joined...I wasn't sure if he was a moron or genuinely mentally ill....he was obsessed with 'bong' noises in various cars. Questions like 'Does anyone have a video or recording of a Hyundai I40 door bong when the lights are left on and you open the door?' Ended up he was removed as it just turned into a fucking spam attack. I'm gonna have to agree 100% with Tits!! I genuinely joined this forum to enhance my rep knowledge but I'm afraid even at 48 years of age I'm still rather partial to a bit of juvenile banter when I feel the urge (most of the time). Even in the short time I've been here the quality of some threads posted has been utterly pathetic. Just lazy, good for nothing wastes some of them. What's the next thread gonna say, 'which hand shall I wipe my arse with...............?' How about this one... If I shit in a Forrest and no one is around to hear it. Do I make a straining sound? Do you go behind a tree to do so? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Yan 8 Posted August 2, 2014 If a man speaks in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scorpion 0 Posted August 2, 2014 Only bears should shit in the woods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walesy 0 Posted August 2, 2014 (edited) Only bears should shit in the woods. Not as you know it though Edited August 2, 2014 by Walesy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baxter 6 Posted August 2, 2014 Anyone else see what I see? Whining, complaining, yeast infections etc. Not one contribution though....I'm just saying. I know, right? They stay out all night and listen to that crazy techno slip knot music! Tsssssssssk! In my day... I'm never telling you anything ever again Stubbs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baxter 6 Posted August 2, 2014 If a man speaks in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong ?? :lmao: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnG 41 Posted August 2, 2014 Received this which completely makes my point. Is this a serious thread? Do they have the prerequisite "thick skin"? I think not: 42 posts, joined July 2014 What a complete and total dick you are, just you keep hating you small minded full of your own importance dick. Go buy another fake watch cause you still can't afford the real deal, keyboard warrior .....you are just a dick with a keyboard I will take anyone who uses the word "dick" on a long term member right out of the gate. They have real potential. . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andyboy 5 Posted August 2, 2014 Received this which completely makes my point. Is this a serious thread? Do they have the prerequisite "thick skin"? I think not: 42 posts, joined July 2014 What a complete and total dick you are, just you keep hating you small minded full of your own importance dick. Go buy another fake watch cause you still can't afford the real deal, keyboard warrior .....you are just a dick with a keyboard Sorry mate I will not let my 8 year old daughter PM you again. She has been warned regarding her use of appropriate language. Cock would have been a far better reference to you in this case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fortman 0 Posted August 2, 2014 Soooooo since we are on the topic of noobs.. I remember zinnboy was very new with thousands of posts lol haven't seen his "glws" on the sales threads lately. Did you get him mad too, tits? Nope. He was banned for being a spunktrumpet with a penchant for sharing second hand pizza. Fool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mechwarrior 2 Posted August 2, 2014 (edited) Btw who sells the best sub? ^_^ Edited August 2, 2014 by Mechwarrior Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WebWind 1 Posted August 2, 2014 Btw who sells the best sub? ^_^ Subway and Rolex. Choice is yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnG 41 Posted August 2, 2014 banned for being a spunktrumpet with a penchant for sharing second hand pizza. That's against the rules? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
