rolexwatchfan 0 Posted August 2, 2014 That should summarize the forum relations: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millionaire wannabe 1 Posted August 2, 2014 Roflmaoooooooooooooooooo!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scorpion 0 Posted August 2, 2014 If you become a VIP here in the next 24 hours, I'll send you a rep Tudor Heritage Chrono on a strap along with the bracelet & a jar of Vagasil for your sore pussy. No joke I will pay for Smooney's VIP upgrade if you send ME the vagisil. Seems fair but if you send me the Tudor I will fedex you a party size genuine UK made jar of Vasaline :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MetalMickey 179 Posted August 2, 2014 Doh, I'm after a Heritage chrono. I almost wish I had sent you an insulting PM? I Am a noob, after all, and a VIP! I loaded up on vagisil in a boots 2 for 1 deal last month... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DR3M3L 4 Posted August 2, 2014 That should summarize the forum relations: That's a great explenation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted August 2, 2014 Anyone read our board guidelines lately? Hint-zone in on #3. Me- Only 2 things in this world I hate. Watching porn of people my own age and too much tomato in my butter chicken sauce. Nasty. Peace, +999999999 That makes me really angry too. I just want to add one other reason: When the wire of my phone at work goes like this!!: You have a phone with a wire? What's that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DR3M3L 4 Posted August 2, 2014 Anyone read our board guidelines lately? Hint-zone in on #3. Me- Only 2 things in this world I hate. Watching porn of people my own age and too much tomato in my butter chicken sauce. Nasty. Peace, +999999999 That makes me really angry too. I just want to add one other reason: When the wire of my phone at work goes like this!!: You have a phone with a wire? What's that? Yes, how do you charge your phone???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cogwatch 1 Posted August 2, 2014 Anyone read our board guidelines lately? Hint-zone in on #3. Me- Only 2 things in this world I hate. Watching porn of people my own age and too much tomato in my butter chicken sauce. Nasty. Peace, +999999999 That makes me really angry too. I just want to add one other reason: When the wire of my phone at work goes like this!!: You have a phone with a wire? What's that? Yes, how do you charge your phone???? Damn, no wonder it stopped working the day after I got it :-( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted August 2, 2014 Yes, how do you charge your phone???? See.....19th century intellect...in the 21st century..... ....with one or all of these..... or one of these..... or even use an NFC charging pad...... but you need to move past this..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonnybaws 5,280 Posted August 2, 2014 Group hug out of the question? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DR3M3L 4 Posted August 2, 2014 Yes, how do you charge your phone???? See.....19th century intellect...in the 21st century..... ....with one or all of these..... or one of these..... or even use an NFC charging pad...... but you need to move past this..... Said the man without a phone at work..... No wait, no work at all..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted August 2, 2014 Said the man without a phone at work..... No wait, no work at all..... You know....your omniscience never ceases to amaze......almost as much as your idiocy.......,,I bet you you just get a kick out of placing your tongue on a 9v battery..'cos Lord knows....it's the only way you'll ever fire up some neural activity in your synapses...... I'll see your ..... ********************************** ....and raise you some of mine....AND....look....not a curly cable in sight ********************** now, I know that your Luddite world view may not help you to understand the functionality of some of these items......but rest assured.....they are NOT white man's magic...... BTW.... I'm still waiting for you to start with some of those vitriolic / sarcastic and witty comebacks that you promised.....so far....FAIL !!! As for no work.....that's something you don't have sonny.....it's known as CHOICE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tits McGee 7 Posted August 2, 2014 Anyone see Numpty Dumpty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kleen™ 45 Posted August 2, 2014 Anyone see Numpty Dumpty? I think he's speeling his way through the VIP update process..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichardMiami 4 Posted August 2, 2014 Bah, humbug! I still use this one, and it works perfectly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millionaire wannabe 1 Posted August 3, 2014 That, ^^^^^^ ^^^^^ wood monstrosity, used as a cell phone (if modified? ) would have bodybuilding benefits! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DR3M3L 4 Posted August 3, 2014 Said the man without a phone at work..... No wait, no work at all..... You know....your omniscience never ceases to amaze......almost as much as your idiocy.......,,I bet you you just get a kick out of placing your tongue on a 9v battery..'cos Lord knows....it's the only way you'll ever fire up some neural activity in your synapses...... I'll see your ..... ********************************** ....and raise you some of mine....AND....look....not a curly cable in sight ********************** now, I know that your Luddite world view may not help you to understand the functionality of some of these items......but rest assured.....they are NOT white man's magic...... BTW.... I'm still waiting for you to start with some of those vitriolic / sarcastic and witty comebacks that you promised.....so far....FAIL !!! As for no work.....that's something you don't have sonny.....it's known as CHOICE OK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted August 3, 2014 So much sexual tension in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theduke.williams 1,041 Posted August 3, 2014 Well, what a great read. Full marks to Tits McGee for baiting the waters, and a classic follow up of his offer of a free watch for our eloquent numpty becoming a VIP. Perhaps Greg should include an annual prize in the birthday bash to reward this sort of entertainment. Why waste money on a TV licence? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James. 4 Posted August 3, 2014 Has Tit's deal/offer expired for the precocious noob with the leaky vagina, yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gareth 2 Posted August 3, 2014 Bah, humbug! I still use this one, and it works perfectly! hey Richard if you need an upgrade happy to come out to Miami and fit an upgrade system will only charge flights and accommodation and a free one of your amazing watches this thread has gone mad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baldrick 1 Posted August 3, 2014 So much sexual tension in this thread Yeah, it's 'cos he's not getting any from his lemon curd these days ************************************* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisby 1 Posted August 3, 2014 I hate everyone equally, that way I can offer an unbiased opinion on every member. Well I guess it's biased on the grounds that I hate you all.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
