My story and a warning re a supplier called SolidSwiss - buyers beware!

[Chavezzito 121]

Toby! Toby! Toby!

[Mike on a bike 0]

[stevok2305 1]

what's the betting tobytobytobes keeps a very low profile for a while. Can someone change his profile header to something suitable to remind him of his promise.

[WatchDog21 3,345]

what's the betting tobytobytobes keeps a very low profile for a while. Can someone change his profile header to something suitable to remind him of his promise.

 

yup, was thinking the same thing.

 

[andyboy 5]

Well done Rowlecks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tobytoes

 

A few recipes for you,might make it a bit easier

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hatatouille (serves 4-6)

• Skin and pluck your hat, being careful not to lose any of the succulent juices.
  
• Soak the hat in 2 pints of ostrich milk mixed with the yolks of 17 goats' eggs.
  
• Place the hat in 42ml of water, bring to the boil and leave to simmer for 3 weeks.
  
• While waiting you might like to practise your macarena skills
  
• Serve with your arm straight and your eye on the ball.
  

Chocolate Hateau (serves 1.6)

• Take a feather out of a hat and thinly slice it, sprinkling the scraps over the cooked hat.
  
• Eat.
  

Capcakes (serves .95)

• Take 1 knit watch cap and wash in extremely hot water until it shrinks to the size of a tennis ball.
  
• Insert 1 handful of angelfood cake inside the hat.
  
• Insert 2 tablespoons of your favorite jam or jelly.
  
• Bake for 5 minutes in an easybake oven or (on a sunny day) hold under a large magnifing glass until the hand holding the capcake burns slightly.
  

Egg in the Nest (serves 6-10)

• Take 1 straw hat and turn upside down.
  
• Melt 1/2 stick of butter and spread around inside of hat.
  
• Break 1 to 2 dozen large eggs into hat (quantity determined by size of hat).
  
• Mix in 2/7 cup of Duck milk per dozen eggs (for a lower fat version use Oak or Walnut milk).
  
• Bake in 350 Deg. F oven for 25 to 30 min.
  
• Slice into wedges and serve.
  
• To turn this side dish into a meal add veggies and slices of Road kill
  

Spahatgettie and Puff Balls (serves 5-6)

• Take 1 knit hat with puffballs(pom poms) on it, remove puff balls, unravel hat.
  
• Cut unraveled sections of hat into 6-8" noodles and boil 10 to 12 min.
  
• Saute Puff Balls in skillet with butter and garlic and chives.
  
• Strain noodles, plate the noodles and pour skillet contents onto them.
  
• Season to taste (optional : grate cheese on top).
  

Hattenburg Cake

• Take 4 pints of milk, 6 eggs and 2 bags of flour.
  
• Return to the shop and pay for them, or make sure you have a getaway vehicle ready.
  
• Put the ingredients, along with your hat, in the microwave for 3 hours.
  
• Sod the hat, go and get a burger.
  

[RUSH2112 11]

Well done Rowlecks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tobytoes

 

A few recipes for you,might make it a bit easier

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hatatouille (serves 4-6)

• Skin and pluck your hat, being careful not to lose any of the succulent juices.
  
• Soak the hat in 2 pints of ostrich milk mixed with the yolks of 17 goats' eggs.
  
• Place the hat in 42ml of water, bring to the boil and leave to simmer for 3 weeks.
  
• While waiting you might like to practise your macarena skills
  
• Serve with your arm straight and your eye on the ball.
  

Chocolate Hateau (serves 1.6)

• Take a feather out of a hat and thinly slice it, sprinkling the scraps over the cooked hat.
  
• Eat.
  

Capcakes (serves .95)

• Take 1 knit watch cap and wash in extremely hot water until it shrinks to the size of a tennis ball.
  
• Insert 1 handful of angelfood cake inside the hat.
  
• Insert 2 tablespoons of your favorite jam or jelly.
  
• Bake for 5 minutes in an easybake oven or (on a sunny day) hold under a large magnifing glass until the hand holding the capcake burns slightly.
  

Egg in the Nest (serves 6-10)

• Take 1 straw hat and turn upside down.
  
• Melt 1/2 stick of butter and spread around inside of hat.
  
• Break 1 to 2 dozen large eggs into hat (quantity determined by size of hat).
  
• Mix in 2/7 cup of Duck milk per dozen eggs (for a lower fat version use Oak or Walnut milk).
  
• Bake in 350 Deg. F oven for 25 to 30 min.
  
• Slice into wedges and serve.
  
• To turn this side dish into a meal add veggies and slices of Road kill
  

Spahatgettie and Puff Balls (serves 5-6)

• Take 1 knit hat with puffballs(pom poms) on it, remove puff balls, unravel hat.
  
• Cut unraveled sections of hat into 6-8" noodles and boil 10 to 12 min.
  
• Saute Puff Balls in skillet with butter and garlic and chives.
  
• Strain noodles, plate the noodles and pour skillet contents onto them.
  
• Season to taste (optional : grate cheese on top).
  

Hattenburg Cake

• Take 4 pints of milk, 6 eggs and 2 bags of flour.
  
• Return to the shop and pay for them, or make sure you have a getaway vehicle ready.
  
• Put the ingredients, along with your hat, in the microwave for 3 hours.
  
• Sod the hat, go and get a burger.
  

(Tips hat)

[JSJ 0]

Only just caught up with this...

 

"Fedora fricassee is my favourite dish."

 

Classic RWG

 

Thanks for the entertainment Tobes!

[tobytobes 0]

ok like I said if in one week I am not proved right the I'll give the 100 dollars to a mod here. won't be eating my hat though. let's wait and see in one week.

[Chavezzito 121]

But...I was looking forward to your film eating your hat...are you a troll??

[Genius 281]

DINNER TIME

 

 

[BadPickle 2,747]

Well done Rowlecks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tobytoes

 

A few recipes for you,might make it a bit easier

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hatatouille (serves 4-6)

• Skin and pluck your hat, being careful not to lose any of the succulent juices.
  
• Soak the hat in 2 pints of ostrich milk mixed with the yolks of 17 goats' eggs.
  
• Place the hat in 42ml of water, bring to the boil and leave to simmer for 3 weeks.
  
• While waiting you might like to practise your macarena skills
  
• Serve with your arm straight and your eye on the ball.
  

Chocolate Hateau (serves 1.6)

• Take a feather out of a hat and thinly slice it, sprinkling the scraps over the cooked hat.
  
• Eat.
  

Capcakes (serves .95)

• Take 1 knit watch cap and wash in extremely hot water until it shrinks to the size of a tennis ball.
  
• Insert 1 handful of angelfood cake inside the hat.
  
• Insert 2 tablespoons of your favorite jam or jelly.
  
• Bake for 5 minutes in an easybake oven or (on a sunny day) hold under a large magnifing glass until the hand holding the capcake burns slightly.
  

Egg in the Nest (serves 6-10)

• Take 1 straw hat and turn upside down.
  
• Melt 1/2 stick of butter and spread around inside of hat.
  
• Break 1 to 2 dozen large eggs into hat (quantity determined by size of hat).
  
• Mix in 2/7 cup of Duck milk per dozen eggs (for a lower fat version use Oak or Walnut milk).
  
• Bake in 350 Deg. F oven for 25 to 30 min.
  
• Slice into wedges and serve.
  
• To turn this side dish into a meal add veggies and slices of Road kill
  

Spahatgettie and Puff Balls (serves 5-6)

• Take 1 knit hat with puffballs(pom poms) on it, remove puff balls, unravel hat.
  
• Cut unraveled sections of hat into 6-8" noodles and boil 10 to 12 min.
  
• Saute Puff Balls in skillet with butter and garlic and chives.
  
• Strain noodles, plate the noodles and pour skillet contents onto them.
  
• Season to taste (optional : grate cheese on top).
  

Hattenburg Cake

• Take 4 pints of milk, 6 eggs and 2 bags of flour.
  
• Return to the shop and pay for them, or make sure you have a getaway vehicle ready.
  
• Put the ingredients, along with your hat, in the microwave for 3 hours.
  
• Sod the hat, go and get a burger.
  

 

Fuckin hell Andyboy?? You need to get a bit of a hobby or summat

 

 

Come on tobes!! We're waiting :lmao:

[stevok2305 1]

Unless it's an almighty double bluff and tobytobytobytoby IS Rowlecks.

[andyboy 5]

I'll give the 100 dollars to a mod here.

 

 

 

No need to send the money to a mod.....you can simply post confirmation of the donation.

 

 

 

 

 

Fuckin hell Andyboy?? You need to get a bit of a hobby or summat

 

 

Haters gonna hate

 

 

 

see what I did there.

 

[MetalMickey 179]

Unless it's an almighty double bluff and tobytobytobytoby IS Rowlecks.

 

Maybe toby is the sock?

[Irishcain 0]

Well done Rowlecks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

tobytoes

 

A few recipes for you,might make it a bit easier

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hatatouille (serves 4-6)

• Skin and pluck your hat, being careful not to lose any of the succulent juices.
  
• Soak the hat in 2 pints of ostrich milk mixed with the yolks of 17 goats' eggs.
  
• Place the hat in 42ml of water, bring to the boil and leave to simmer for 3 weeks.
  
• While waiting you might like to practise your macarena skills
  
• Serve with your arm straight and your eye on the ball.
  

Chocolate Hateau (serves 1.6)

• Take a feather out of a hat and thinly slice it, sprinkling the scraps over the cooked hat.
  
• Eat.
  

Capcakes (serves .95)

• Take 1 knit watch cap and wash in extremely hot water until it shrinks to the size of a tennis ball.
  
• Insert 1 handful of angelfood cake inside the hat.
  
• Insert 2 tablespoons of your favorite jam or jelly.
  
• Bake for 5 minutes in an easybake oven or (on a sunny day) hold under a large magnifing glass until the hand holding the capcake burns slightly.
  

Egg in the Nest (serves 6-10)

• Take 1 straw hat and turn upside down.
  
• Melt 1/2 stick of butter and spread around inside of hat.
  
• Break 1 to 2 dozen large eggs into hat (quantity determined by size of hat).
  
• Mix in 2/7 cup of Duck milk per dozen eggs (for a lower fat version use Oak or Walnut milk).
  
• Bake in 350 Deg. F oven for 25 to 30 min.
  
• Slice into wedges and serve.
  
• To turn this side dish into a meal add veggies and slices of Road kill
  

Spahatgettie and Puff Balls (serves 5-6)

• Take 1 knit hat with puffballs(pom poms) on it, remove puff balls, unravel hat.
  
• Cut unraveled sections of hat into 6-8" noodles and boil 10 to 12 min.
  
• Saute Puff Balls in skillet with butter and garlic and chives.
  
• Strain noodles, plate the noodles and pour skillet contents onto them.
  
• Season to taste (optional : grate cheese on top).
  

Hattenburg Cake

• Take 4 pints of milk, 6 eggs and 2 bags of flour.
  
• Return to the shop and pay for them, or make sure you have a getaway vehicle ready.
  
• Put the ingredients, along with your hat, in the microwave for 3 hours.
  
• Sod the hat, go and get a burger.
  

this made my morning, lol

[RowLecks 0]

ok like I said if in one week I am not proved right the I'll give the 100 dollars to a mod here. won't be eating my hat though. let's wait and see in one week.

 

Your pig-headed stubborness and need to be right about everything may cause you problems in life Toby. A grown-up would just have realised that when you've made a fool of yourself, sometimes it's better to just hold your hands up and admit you were wrong. That way you may just gain back a modicum of respect from people looking on.

 

I shall honour the terms of your decree and wait the full week before reminding you that you have a donation to make to charity and a fez to feast on.

 

There's definately the making of a Hollywood blockbuster in this thread....you know, a kinda "Jim Carey stars as bumbling bungling policeman Detective Inspector Toby Troll".

[JSJ 0]

I hope you stay Rowlecks.

 

Let the watch bug bite you big time.

[hendrik 0]

English language is not my native , so I understand only 50% or less..

But Rowlecks keep up the good work! :suck:

 

Hendrik

[WatchDog21 3,345]

an entire week of anticipation....

 

[watchcraze 3]

Okay I am confused...I need to get my watch repaired..who the hell do I send it to now?!

[Genius 281]

Okay I am confused...I need to get my watch repaired..who the hell do I send it to now?!

You could send it to me, I have some new tools I have been wanting to try out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK so they are not strictly speaking watchmakers tools but I think I could definitely have a bash at it....

[watchcraze 3]

lol as long as you guarantee it fixed, I don't care what you use.

[Genius 281]

I can guarantee a lot of things but being able to fix a watch is sadly not one of them

[Kcore 0]

Okay I am confused...I need to get my watch repaired..who the hell do I send it to now?!

What kind of watch is it and where do you live?

[watchcraze 3]

It's a Rolex Submariner green version, noob factory and bought from Toro. I dropped it and couple of lume markers from inside the watch fell out of place and are running around. I am Canada, Alberta to be exact. Would love someone local but I guess if I have no choice will ship it out.